Things Games Have Taught You.
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1-800-STFU post=9.68210.626077 said:
yeah,if aliens want to take a video of earthlings,set up a camera in a Live gamers house.
"okay,the invasion should be easy,they rule the whole planet."
"they rule the whole planet?"
"yeah,they rule the whole planet."
That seeing your former humans burned to a crisp at every turn and corner incurs no psychological truama whatsoever - HL2
Everyone has perfect comic timing and knows exactly what to say and when to say it - any game!
Everyone has perfect comic timing and knows exactly what to say and when to say it - any game!
HAHAHA. Super mario galaxy, yeah I noticed that to.Inriri post=9.68210.626402 said:
I learned from early games that bodies conviently dissappear without you having to call the morgue.
That multiple bullet wounds can be simply healed instantly by walking over a medi-pack.
It doesnt matter what you did if can stay away from the cops long enough they will forget about you.
Elves who wear stockings can carry 3 swords 3 pairs of shoes 3 tunics and 3 sheilds as well as a fuckload more shit just underneath their belt.
Your best friend will either die or turn evil.
If I step on the sand on a certain day, large bugs will come out and slaughter me. (HL2)
If I pick up a orange and white flower, I too will become orange and white and gain the ability to shoot out balls of fire. (Oh jeez I wonder? Mario perhaps?)
You can kill someone by jumping on them. (Duke Nukem and Mario based games)
If I take a large amount of bullets, my eyes will become bloodshot but I can just get in cover and eventually I will be fine. (the CoD games)
The Master Chief defies gravity and physics. (all Halo games)
When I walk through a radioactive fallout area, my vision will become blurred and really bright. (Stalker and Cod4)
If I become poisoned from radiation I can just eat some food or special medicine and the radiation goes away fine. (stalker)
If I pick up a orange and white flower, I too will become orange and white and gain the ability to shoot out balls of fire. (Oh jeez I wonder? Mario perhaps?)
You can kill someone by jumping on them. (Duke Nukem and Mario based games)
If I take a large amount of bullets, my eyes will become bloodshot but I can just get in cover and eventually I will be fine. (the CoD games)
The Master Chief defies gravity and physics. (all Halo games)
When I walk through a radioactive fallout area, my vision will become blurred and really bright. (Stalker and Cod4)
If I become poisoned from radiation I can just eat some food or special medicine and the radiation goes away fine. (stalker)
Giant Enemy Crabs actually appeared in actual medieval Japan.
Another thing I learned from being a Wii owner: do not expect to sell a game just because it is good. In fact, every decent third party Wii game has had paltry sales. I can't even find Okami anymore at the shops.
Finally, Wiispeak is a device invented so that the whole family can hear you getting called gay by a 12 year-old with a squeaky voice.
Another thing I learned from being a Wii owner: do not expect to sell a game just because it is good. In fact, every decent third party Wii game has had paltry sales. I can't even find Okami anymore at the shops.
Finally, Wiispeak is a device invented so that the whole family can hear you getting called gay by a 12 year-old with a squeaky voice.
Don't shoot everything that moves. (Unless the world is taken over my zombies)
Always destroy a life-sized board game instead of playing it to your doom (Devil May Cry 4).
More recently, a game has taught me that Lacrymosa wasn't originally a song by Evanescence, but by Mozart... Yes, I'm serious, I really didn't know... >_<
Always destroy a life-sized board game instead of playing it to your doom (Devil May Cry 4).
More recently, a game has taught me that Lacrymosa wasn't originally a song by Evanescence, but by Mozart... Yes, I'm serious, I really didn't know... >_<
Killing people is ok as next time you go through the area they will have re-spawned (any game with killing)
Killing is perfectly normal as long as you get paid (GTA4, Hitman ect.)
You can steal any car in under 10 seconds even topend mercs ans range rovers (GTA4)
Death is only temperary (any game)
You can kill cops and get away with it along as you drive out of their field of veiw for half a minute (GTA, SR ect.)
Guns are weightless (Any FPS)
Arrows have no physical dimensions until you try to use it, and as such carrying several thousand is perfectly possible (Morrowind/Oblivion)
You can double jump (any platform game)
Killing is perfectly normal as long as you get paid (GTA4, Hitman ect.)
You can steal any car in under 10 seconds even topend mercs ans range rovers (GTA4)
Death is only temperary (any game)
You can kill cops and get away with it along as you drive out of their field of veiw for half a minute (GTA, SR ect.)
Guns are weightless (Any FPS)
Arrows have no physical dimensions until you try to use it, and as such carrying several thousand is perfectly possible (Morrowind/Oblivion)
You can double jump (any platform game)
I thought of another one.
People never examine the maps they are playing too closely, so any game with sufficient greenery, ghillie suits, or a prone button make for lots of fun hiding spots. (lookin at you CoD4)
BTW, lying prone WILL get you shot in the head more easily, but if you can find a place where youre inside a bush or lying in grass, you might as well be invisible. you can also substitute grass for your fallen comrades so long as a grenade doesnt flush you out. Trust me there is nothing more funny than lying prone in the grass next to the HQ(s) in headquarters or domination and hearing the other team yell "WTF? my game is broken!" or "theres lag or watever" afterward and knowing that you screwed them over.
People never examine the maps they are playing too closely, so any game with sufficient greenery, ghillie suits, or a prone button make for lots of fun hiding spots. (lookin at you CoD4)
BTW, lying prone WILL get you shot in the head more easily, but if you can find a place where youre inside a bush or lying in grass, you might as well be invisible. you can also substitute grass for your fallen comrades so long as a grenade doesnt flush you out. Trust me there is nothing more funny than lying prone in the grass next to the HQ(s) in headquarters or domination and hearing the other team yell "WTF? my game is broken!" or "theres lag or watever" afterward and knowing that you screwed them over.
Owning a Fireman's Hat gives you the right to adpot Dalmatian puppies from the dog kennel.
Leaving a sponge on your puppy for over 18 hours makes you a good trainer (as proven by the trainer point gain when you do so)
Leaving a sponge on your puppy for over 18 hours makes you a good trainer (as proven by the trainer point gain when you do so)
Yeah Portal and yeah WhatTheBuck.Aerach post=9.68210.626406 said:
I've learned that turtles come in different colours. The red ones hate everyone, the green ones are on pot, and the blue ones hate the person doing best.
You can jump off any building, tower or mountain, and no matter how high it is, you will always survive, provided that there is a pile of hay at the bottom. (Assassin's Creed)
Guards are stupid and walk the same route every 10 seconds.
Thing the game of life taught me: The cake is a lie is a cliché to the point it's personified body has been worn down to a bloody ribcage.
Hair can be anti-gravity and no one flutters an eyelid about it.
You can carry 99 potions and yet no more... but you can also carry 99 phoenix downs... but not 100.
Carrying umpteen weapons is the norm (and yet sadly this sounds true these days).
Strange creatures are going to roll us up and throw us into the cosmos to BURN as a star or a planet... chilling.
You can carry 99 potions and yet no more... but you can also carry 99 phoenix downs... but not 100.
Carrying umpteen weapons is the norm (and yet sadly this sounds true these days).
Strange creatures are going to roll us up and throw us into the cosmos to BURN as a star or a planet... chilling.
