Things people say on games that make you cringe

[TraceurRyuk]

"Final Fantasy VII is the best Final Fantasy"

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Being considered white trash online when you dont A have a redneck gamertag and B your not white

I get that, mostly because I have a country accent. It makes me sad. People think I'm uneducated because I say "puddin'" instead of "pudding"

Not even a southern accent. Dont have a headset either. All i did was keep killing this guy online and last time i killed him to win i hit him with an rap when he was jumpin over a fence. He says something like You cheap white crash p.o.s ill take you 1 vs 1. And i beat him 25 to 3. Then i responded after beating him. Eat a dick.

 

[shadow741]

On MW2, which I stopped playing soon after someone said this.

'How do I fire the RPG properly?'

Me: 'Have you tried 'point and shoot?'

On MW2, which I stopped playing soon after someone said this.

'How do I fire the RPG properly?'

Me: 'Have you tried 'point and shoot?'

That is honestly almost unbelievable. XD

I wasn't aware there was a 'proper' way to fire the RPG besides just point and shoot

Well, it does go randomly up or down for no apparent reason.
OT: Anything campers say when people say that they're camping, especially when they accuse you for camping.

 

[TraceurRyuk]

Being considered white trash online when you dont A have a redneck gamertag and B your not white

I get that, mostly because I have a country accent. It makes me sad. People think I'm uneducated because I say "puddin'" instead of "pudding"

Not even a southern accent. Dont have a headset either. All i did was keep killing this guy online and last time i killed him to win i hit him with an rap when he was jumpin over a fence. He says something like You cheap white crash p.o.s ill take you 1 vs 1. And i beat him 25 to 3. Then i responded after beating him. Eat a dick.

You eat a dick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_VB0oXdgk

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Being considered white trash online when you dont A have a redneck gamertag and B your not white

I get that, mostly because I have a country accent. It makes me sad. People think I'm uneducated because I say "puddin'" instead of "pudding"

Not even a southern accent. Dont have a headset either. All i did was keep killing this guy online and last time i killed him to win i hit him with an rap when he was jumpin over a fence. He says something like You cheap white crash p.o.s ill take you 1 vs 1. And i beat him 25 to 3. Then i responded after beating him. Eat a dick.

You eat a dick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_VB0oXdgk

Lol somethin stupid me and my friends were doing. Its you no longer eat a dick. You gobble cock nigga xD

 

[RobJameson]

"Ok guys lets work together"
"OMFG YOU'RE FROM ENGLAND TEA N CRUMPETS TEA N CRUMPETS TEA N CRUMPETS"
Sigh

"Ok guys lets work together"
*High, prepubescent voice* "NIG**R JEW NIG**R JEW, YOUR GAY/BLACK/MUM JOKE/You get the point"
Sigh

"Wow this game is seriously inbalanced"
"OMFG MODEL 1887'S ARE SO PR0, OMFG N00BTUBES ARE AWESOME LOLOLOLOL"
Sigh

"Ok guys, last level of alien swarm, we can do this"
Tech promptly runs off trying to get kills and be John Rambo and instantly gets infested
"Oh FGSFDS"

Playing R.U.S.E Beta
900000000 Parachute planes instantly fill the map
"Oh for fu..."

Playing Empires pre patch
Look across the map to see enemy cannons on the hill firing shells hundreds of miles with the range glitch
"Oh for fu..."

Seeing a bunch of Tactikool consoletards in a game with names like xxxOpTiiCzX1337xxx in a lobby
Me "You guys realize that leet speek, alcaps, triple x's and dumb names went out of style in 1994, 2 days after they were invented. And no actual pro-gamer would be seen with a name like 17ominator or HAXAWESOMEIPWNYOU right?"
Them "OMFG YOU N00B, OMFG I BET YOU SUCK, WE ARE HARDCORE111111!!!!"
Me "Mmmkay, what's starcraft"
Them "OMFG World of Warcraft is lame"
*Facepalm*

Me "You do realize that the total lack of server support in console FPS's makes the games ridiculously inbalanced as one player has a colossal zero ping advantage which basically makes him invincible"
Them " OMFG STFU, JUST BECAUSE I'M PWNING"
Me "Yeah, which obviously has nothing to do with you having 0 ms ping and me having 200 ms ping and having to deal with your crappy internet which couldn't host a 2 player match, nevermind an 18 player match"
Them "STFU N00B"

Those are the general things I hear everyday.

 

[Ertol]

Everybody seems to think calling me gay, black, a ginger, or jewish is some sort of insult.

 

[Enigma6667]

Any use or variation of the words "******" and "noob". Whether it be used to "offend" someone, whether ****** is used by some high-pitched obviously bleach-white kid who thinks he's "hardcore", and so-on.

As for something more specific, I remember when I was playing Halo 3, and everytime this one kid lost, he would blame it on lag. Pretty weak attempt to hide his suckage because if you hold select and look at the username-roster, it shows how good or bad people's connections are and his was on green.

 

[TraceurRyuk]

"Ok guys lets work together"
"OMFG YOU'RE FROM ENGLAND TEA N CRUMPETS TEA N CRUMPETS TEA N CRUMPETS"
Sigh

"Ok guys lets work together"
*High, prepubescent voice* "NIG**R JEW NIG**R JEW, YOUR GAY/BLACK/MUM JOKE/You get the point"
Sigh

"Wow this game is seriously inbalanced"
"OMFG MODEL 1887'S ARE SO PR0, OMFG N00BTUBES ARE AWESOME LOLOLOLOL"
Sigh

"Ok guys, last level of alien swarm, we can do this"
Tech promptly runs off trying to get kills and be John Rambo and instantly gets infested
"Oh FGSFDS"

Playing R.U.S.E Beta
900000000 Parachute planes instantly fill the map
"Oh for fu..."

Playing Empires pre patch
Look across the map to see enemy cannons on the hill firing shells hundreds of miles with the range glitch
"Oh for fu..."

Seeing a bunch of Tactikool consoletards in a game with names like xxxOpTiiCzX1337xxx in a lobby
Me "You guys realize that leet speek, alcaps, triple x's and dumb names went out of style in 1994, 2 days after they were invented. And no actual pro-gamer would be seen with a name like 17ominator or HAXAWESOMEIPWNYOU right?"
Them "OMFG YOU N00B, OMFG I BET YOU SUCK, WE ARE HARDCORE111111!!!!"
Me "Mmmkay, what's starcraft"
Them "OMFG World of Warcraft is lame"
*Facepalm*

Me "You do realize that the total lack of server support in console FPS's makes the games ridiculously inbalanced as one player has a colossal zero ping advantage which basically makes him invincible"
Them " OMFG STFU, JUST BECAUSE I'M PWNING"
Me "Yeah, which obviously has nothing to do with you having 0 ms ping and me having 200 ms ping and having to deal with your crappy internet which couldn't host a 2 player match, nevermind an 18 player match"
Them "STFU N00B"

Those are the general things I hear everyday.

This is the exact reason I hardly ever use my headset.

 

[Danman1]

I am neither gay nor black.

That's exactly what a Jew WOULD say.

 

[Fidelias]

Well, one time a I was playing team slayer on Halo 3 with my friend and 4 other guys online. Me and my friend were on one team and the other members of our team just quit right from the start. So it was me and my friend against these 4 guys. So after we lost with a final score of 42 to 50 (I think, something like that.) these bastards gloat. They GLOAT!!! I mean, they had a two man advantage, and we were close to winning, and they call us noobs!!!

Sorry, I just got annoyed. It wouldn't have been so bad, but they used a large variety of very interesting words, and that pissed me off.

 

[Danman1]

"the needler requires skill!"

I'm dead serious...

That's ridiculous. Dual needlers however, now that's tricky.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"The Pyro is such a noob w+m1 class. He is so easy to play; he deserves a nerf."

*Face-palm*

The pyro isn't easy to play as, you're just easy to beat!

all people who play pyro in tf2, are dicks. Curse pyros and their ability to cause meyham with nothing but the flick of a wrist.

Any time a pyro can just run it like crazy and ruin it for everyone, the sneaky spies cover is blown, everyones on fire running, and the pyro is like lol i troll u hurp derp.

Damn pyros

Hey, don't dis the pyro. We keep the OTHER spies from sappin our crap, it's a job only suited to the best paranoid obsessive compulsive conspiracy theorists!

 

[I Framed OJ]

I hate it when people call people noobs because you're not using the single best method or weapon or whatever. I play whatever's fun, not whatever wins. If my life's on the line, or something important to me, THEN i'll go with whatever wins.

Pfft, obviously a noob.


Nah I totally agree with you.

 

[Doinstuffman38]

nope, i tend to mute everyone thats not in my group/clan, 99.9% of the time nothing anyone says in game is going to be worth listening to

Same thing here.

Things that get on my nerves during MW2 game-chat:

-your stereotypical, asshole alpha-male gamer who acts like he's king of the damn Internet.
-The guy who goes 9-25 and still trash talks like he went on a 30 kill rampage.
-the people who show up, and blow on their mic constantly.
-the kids. You know who I'm talking about. The ten-year-olds who sign on to their big brother's account and gobble on about nothing, acting dazzled when they learn guns fire bullets and grenades bounce.


Of course, there are a few decent gamers out there.

 

[RatRace123]

My friend always decries that the LEGO games are gay. That just pisses me off.

 

[SenisterDenister]

People pronouncing "pwn" "pown" or "pawn" instead of "own" like it should be.

Luckily finding those kinds of retards on PC games is quite rare, but it seems to be a plague on consoles.

 

[RobJameson]

Anything said by IGN will make me cringe. Those guys couldn't review water.

One of the things I hate most is the very stupid

"OMFG Tell me where you live, I'll beat the crap outta ya" Kind of person

I swear I've given about 20 of them my exact address and not one has turned up