Things people say on games that make you cringe

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coldshadow

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Rocket Dog said:
"SNIPERS SHOULDN'T BODYSHOT"
Im sorry If I think its stupid that I can be instakill by being shot in the leg because the guy waited 2 more seconds before shooting.

Im fine with the sniper head shotting me, im fine with him shooting me in the body twice to kill me, but when I run out and die because he shot me in the nads with a charged shot I get a little pissed.
 

Tagball

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I don't play onlne, but I can tell you what people have said about games in my school.

Here are some quotes, word-for-word as they inched themselves out of their stupid, moronic and idiotic lips. Yes, I wrote them down.....for a novel:

"Yo, I heard that Borderlands shit is mad legit. The guns are crazy powerful."

Me: "Why is Modern Warfare 2 so popular?"

Fellow Student: "It's 'cause the graphics are so straight."

Me: "But, Battlefield Bad Company 2 has better graphics. That doesn't make sense."

Fellow Student: "BF:BC2 came out a few MONTHS after Modern Warfare."

"The PS3 is like a grill. I can cook my meat on it."

Yeah, you do that.
 

Syndarr

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Any incarnation or variation of "All Alliance are dumb" or "All Hordies suck". Yes, okay, it's in character to not be fond of the guys you're presumably at war with, but a) people who say this usually don't give a crap about being in character and b) it really bugs me when people make blanket judgments that everybody who plays an is an idiot.

Also, on a more pointlessly nit-picky note, gratuitous and improper use of the term "noob". Person A will generally call Person B a noob whenever Person B does something Person A doesn't like (which is true of any insult, really, but bear with me here)--for example, headshotting him with a sniper rifle. Calling somebody a noob when they're clearly GOOD at the game is ridiculous and makes no logical sense. ...As is expecting people to be logical when they're mad, but shhh. >.> <.<

I used to play an MMO called Dark Ages, and one of my characters was a priest of a certain temple. I once kicked another player out of the temple for being disrespectful. Said player then proceeded to get bitchy and call me a noob. I'd been playing that game for two years, since beta. Who's the noob, again? XD
 

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TraceurRyuk said:
"Final Fantasy VII is the best Final Fantasy"
It is...? Well IMO Tactics (PS1) is the best but, of the newer FFs, 7 is in general the most solid in a lot of people's opinions. Of course this is all subjective but if your going back, although I agree 6 was awesome and 4 had an amazing story, 7 simply did a lot of things better. Customisable characters without sacrificing intimacy of the story, Huge world and story arc. A twist that throws you and much more.


Edit: OT I suppose whenever on an MMO when someone is found out to be a girl or there is a girl avatar and everyone gets really creepy.
Sickening.
 

Grey_Focks

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Tagball said:
Michael Emerson is in your avatar. Why aren't we friends?

OT:"Dude, this game is balanced like shit! It fucking sucks soooooo much, it's really just for noobs."

Then why are you playing it?
 

Aceptdtctv

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room mate: man i'm rocking MW2. everyone playing it is retarded.

me: you just called yourself retarded

room mate: nuh, i mean everyone else who plays MW2 is retarded

me: yea... i'ma go now

most notable incident that happened recently.
 

Tagball

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Grey_Focks said:
Michael Emerson is in your avatar. Why aren't we friends?

OT:"Dude, this game is balanced like shit! It fucking sucks soooooo much, it's really just for noobs."

Then why are you playing it?
You are the first person...who knew what my avatar was....thank you....

I'm usually recognized by my "BEEF" lineup of badges, too.
 

Levitas1234

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Singularly Datarific said:
Levitas1234 said:
GeneralFungi said:
"The Pyro is such a noob w+m1 class. He is so easy to play; he deserves a nerf."

*Face-palm*

The pyro isn't easy to play as, you're just easy to beat!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.219010-Things-people-say-on-games-that-make-you-cringe#comment_form
all people who play pyro in tf2, are dicks. Curse pyros and their ability to cause meyham with nothing but the flick of a wrist.

Any time a pyro can just run it like crazy and ruin it for everyone, the sneaky spies cover is blown, everyones on fire running, and the pyro is like lol i troll u hurp derp.

Damn pyros
Hey, don't dis the pyro. We keep the OTHER spies from sappin our crap, it's a job only suited to the best paranoid obsessive compulsive conspiracy theorists!
I disagree because i'm a compulsive conspiracy theorist who is paranoid over pyros always ruining things, and being rude people. It's like studying the jock who ruins things for the nerds, well i'm determined to analyze how fools can easily stop the clever ingenious plans of say the spy.

With no real work the pyro can stop the most devious of plans, why is this?
 

peduncle

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i hate trash talkers and "trolls" (whatever the FUCK they are) in general on principle. if there was an awesome kill, and all talk, then yeah, be like 'dude that was sweet! did you see your head fly off the neck as a headshotted you?' clearly in a fun non-offensive tone is fine, but come on people!

i also literally cringe when i hear the C-word. the one that ends in T, not 'crap'. that is a foul word, and should never be said ever.
 

mechanixis

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I had a prepubescent caucasian gentleman unironically rap about his 'skills' while playing Rainbow Six Vegas recently. That game used to be such a nice neighborhood.
 

Flying-Emu

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Rocket Dog said:
I am convinced that Tf2 has the worst community in all of gaming.

If they can ***** about something, they will. From "W+M1 NOOBS" to "SNIPERS SHOULDN'T BODYSHOT"
What

Maybe if you play on FUG servers or something. I find that TF2's populace tends to be much better than most games.

But then again, I only play on one server group.
 

Audio

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-People who type "lawl" or SAY it over the mic. (saying 'lol' instead of laughing) really makes me cringe.
-Those who say "gl hf" at the start of every round. Very cheesy.

Probably know more but i dont want to get myself annoyed so early in the morning :S
 

Flying-Emu

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Rocket Dog said:
Flying-Emu said:
What

Maybe if you play on FUG servers or something. I find that TF2's populace tends to be much better than most games.

But then again, I only play on one server group.
I'm mostly talking about bitching on the Steampowered forums more than in-game.
Oh, well I don't go on the forums, cause everyone there is a ****.

Excuse the langauge, but there's really no other term.
 

TraceurRyuk

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AugustFall said:
TraceurRyuk said:
"Final Fantasy VII is the best Final Fantasy"
It is...? Well IMO Tactics (PS1) is the best but, of the newer FFs, 7 is in general the most solid in a lot of people's opinions. Of course this is all subjective but if your going back, although I agree 6 was awesome and 4 had an amazing story, 7 simply did a lot of things better. Customisable characters without sacrificing intimacy of the story, Huge world and story arc. A twist that throws you and much more.


Edit: OT I suppose whenever on an MMO when someone is found out to be a girl or there is a girl avatar and everyone gets really creepy.
Sickening.
I was saying it makes me cringe when people say that, meaning, I don't think it's the best. FF IX is the best
 

Kouen

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lets see, 1st is the term used in trash talking "raped" anyone who has been through that ordeal can tell you its nothing like getting taunt killed by a heavy on tf2.

2nd odd or elitests on WoW. when i was active once i was in stormwind chilling and waiting for a friend to boost him in stockades just so he could have the quests done. i was on my level 80 gnome arcane mage. some level 25 (ish) nelf rouge starts telling me man you should change my gems and respec to fire coz top mage (by gear rank no less >.>) is that way. i told him on your bike mate just becuase someone has a spec and good gear doesnt make it the best.

another wow incident i was in hellfire paninsula for some reason on my lvl 80 draeni enhancement shaman when i got the typical beg for boost.. but this one made me /facepalm a level 17 in shatt wanted a boost in blood furnice... nuff said on that lol
 

Krafty_Krocodile

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idiot: Super Mario World is shit, just look at its graphics.
me: this was made for the SNES so the graphics aren't next gen.
idiot: this game would be awesome with COD graphics.
me: *twitch*

Mainly its when people judge a game by its graphics, what makes a good game is GAMEPLAY not graphics.
 

putowtin

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people quoting anchorman
"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island"
and
"You've got a dirty whorish mouth"
and
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker"

it's not big and it's not clever people