Things that "Final Fantasy" has taught me:

[combat90]

The only thing cooler and more dangerous than a big dragon called Ultimate Weapon, is a guy with long white hair and a 6 foot katana. And the only thing cooler and more dangerous than that is Tonberry!!!

 

[combat90]

I must admit, I am a 7 and a 9 fan. Does that make me an exile or freak?

 

[Seldon2639]

What Final Fantasy Has Taught Me:

Roman Numerals

 

[AngryMan]

what have I learned about Final Fantasy?

THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY TOO FUCKING SARCASTIC ABOUT THEM

Christ guys....

 

[Omnidum]

Ultima does not kill you (FFIX)

 

[Palmetto13]

-If you die in a fight, then a small feather will help you out. However, if you die under any other circumstance, you're screwed.
-The key to attracting insane numbers of hot girls is to have stupid hair and be emo.
-Although you may be completely paralyzed and unable to take any actions whatsoever, it is still possible to consume a potion to cure yourself, provided someone is around to hand it to you.
-Fear the Tonberry.
-Monsters are unable to enter cities/towns.
-The world CAN in fact be saved by 4 White Mages.
-"ACHOO!" is not only a sneeze, it's a battle cry.

 

[gibboss28]

-The key to attracting insane numbers of hot girls is to have stupid hair and be emo.

I think that one applies to the real world...not just FF I cant see why myself...but most people who are emo and have stupid hair seem to be knee deep in girl.

 

[Whobajube]

IX is actually my favorite by far... not sure why, haha.

 

[Whobajube]

what have I learned about Final Fantasy?

THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY TOO FUCKING SARCASTIC ABOUT THEM

Christ guys....

It's all in good fun, friend.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Now watch a female character get a giant sword and screw that one up.

Wasn't Payne from x2 the big sword swinger?

Yeah but to be faIr someone had to have a big sword! It's Final Fantasy. Didn't Yuna and Rikku get big swords if they used Paine's sphere too?

No, using Paine's spere (warrior) gave you a piddly sword.

Using the Samurai job could give any of the girls a BFS that Cloud wouldn't have been ashamed of.

 

[VikingRhetoric]

That's right, but it was a goofy ass costume IIRC.

 

[Divinegon]

God is omnipresent.
Cid appears in every Final Fantasy Game.
Cid is FF's God.

Every Final Fantasy game involves killing a deity as your final task.
Cid is God.
The final boss of a FF game will be Cid (Probably FF 42).

 

[VRaptorX]

hmm...I've criticized the plot, gameplay, characters.....since when are those not important?

Read the other half of my post. It was pretty short, it won't be a challenge.

and since when have I ever stated I was "cool" or "interesting." Annoyed definatly but when have I ever stated cool or interesting? And do you really want me to do a whole entire essay on the game? I bet once I do that you'd complain that I'm nitpicking no matter what points I bring up.

"the aiming in the DoC was horrible and every two steps was a cutscene while I'm in the middle of a jump trying not to get killed. Then when it comes to I missed the jump. It's more annoying than Aria in Megaman X series."
"so what? that's not important"

Yes that conversation DID happen.

 

[VRaptorX]

Cactar hates the Olsen twins.


......just search up Quest for Gil on Newgrounds.

 

[Melaisis]

Cactar hates the Olsen twins.


......just search up Quest for Gil on Newgrounds.

I saw those Flashes about three years ago.

Hilarious stuff.

 

[Palmetto13]

-A cabin, or even a house, can fit quite comfortably in one's pocket.

 

[Omnidum]

99 tents actually DO fit in your inventory

 

[Melty Blood]

From FFVII

Everyone has womens garments laying around somewhere.

 

[Moroha]

My favorite FF game is the original first one.. Remake though
Reason for it being my favorite is because you can make your own OWN party <_<

This is what Final Fantasy I Remake on GBA has taught me:
If you are wearing a Red Hat, a red cape, red boots, you will be the only one targeted in every single encounter until you die.