The more inbred a chocobo is the better they are. (FF7)
Breaking and entering is NOT a crime (any FF game)
Breaking and entering is NOT a crime (any FF game)
Things that "Final Fantasy" has taught me:
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I think this says it all about FF knows what is important to the quest for saving the world (and breaking the monopoly of the electricity company, if they ever teamed up with the water works they'd be UNSTOPABLE!)
I think this says it all about FF knows what is important to the quest for saving the world (and breaking the monopoly of the electricity company, if they ever teamed up with the water works they'd be UNSTOPABLE!)
Muscle mass be damned! Even with arms like toothpicks, I can wield around a sword the size of a chaingun.
Technicolour ostriches are a highly efficient form of transport.
Bird feathers = instant resurrection.
Fan boys/girls = twatmouths.
Since zombies take damage from healings, a doctor is the best guy to have on your side at the zombie apocalypse.
Nearly everyone in the world is a fu-ducking twat.
Animals are invisible until they engage you, then they appear.
And awesome music starts playing.
And they stand in a row.
And so do you and your friends.
And you take turns hitting each other.
Apparently, complicated, nonsensical plots are the new good.
Technicolour ostriches are a highly efficient form of transport.
Bird feathers = instant resurrection.
Fan boys/girls = twatmouths.
Since zombies take damage from healings, a doctor is the best guy to have on your side at the zombie apocalypse.
Nearly everyone in the world is a fu-ducking twat.
Animals are invisible until they engage you, then they appear.
And awesome music starts playing.
And they stand in a row.
And so do you and your friends.
And you take turns hitting each other.
Apparently, complicated, nonsensical plots are the new good.
Things I learnt:
- You will instantly know if you travel with someone to save the world. Instantly.
- If they know more than 3 sentences, you'll either team up with them, kill them, or both.
- No matter how urgently you think you need to run after someone, you will need to waste time killing their peons over and over if you want even a slight chance of winning.
Things I learnt from OTHER RPGs (possibly inc. FF):
- Breaking and entering is fine if you can't be evil. If you can, then it's still OK if you want to be evil. (Suikoden, Wild Arms, KotOR)
- 'Meatbag' = Awesome (KotOR)
- You can turn armor invisible by wearing it. (Suikoden, Wild Arms)
- If one of the main evil guys disappeared before you needed to save the world, then no matter what you may think, you ARE that seemingly vanished evil person (KotOR)
- In order to save the world, you need to be in your pre-teens. If you're older, you're just there to help the little kiddies save it. (Suikoden)
- If your strategist has the last name 'Silverberg' or 'Merces', they'll be awesome. If they studied under someone with that last name, they will also be awesome. (Suikoden)
- You will instantly know if you travel with someone to save the world. Instantly.
- If they know more than 3 sentences, you'll either team up with them, kill them, or both.
- No matter how urgently you think you need to run after someone, you will need to waste time killing their peons over and over if you want even a slight chance of winning.
Things I learnt from OTHER RPGs (possibly inc. FF):
- Breaking and entering is fine if you can't be evil. If you can, then it's still OK if you want to be evil. (Suikoden, Wild Arms, KotOR)
- 'Meatbag' = Awesome (KotOR)
- You can turn armor invisible by wearing it. (Suikoden, Wild Arms)
- If one of the main evil guys disappeared before you needed to save the world, then no matter what you may think, you ARE that seemingly vanished evil person (KotOR)
- In order to save the world, you need to be in your pre-teens. If you're older, you're just there to help the little kiddies save it. (Suikoden)
- If your strategist has the last name 'Silverberg' or 'Merces', they'll be awesome. If they studied under someone with that last name, they will also be awesome. (Suikoden)
what i have learned from Final fantasies:
Inbreed of large land based birds can only lead to good things.
Theft, breaking and entering, man slaughter, and first degree murder is always forgiven eventually.
People leave large sums of gold in obvious places for no reason.
People can only say 2-3 things. after which their frontal lobe shuts down and they simply repeat the last thing they said.
people will talk to you regardless of how you dress.
All armor looks exactly like the armor you have on right now only the stats change.
Inbreed of large land based birds can only lead to good things.
Theft, breaking and entering, man slaughter, and first degree murder is always forgiven eventually.
People leave large sums of gold in obvious places for no reason.
People can only say 2-3 things. after which their frontal lobe shuts down and they simply repeat the last thing they said.
people will talk to you regardless of how you dress.
All armor looks exactly like the armor you have on right now only the stats change.
The New British empire prefers a hard to manufacture magical substance, plate armor, and swords to guns and Kevlar when it comes to enforcing an empire. (XII)
