Feed a giant bird an extremely hot pepper and it will fly directly upwards into the sky! (or uncover a hidden cave in some mountains)
Things that "Final Fantasy" has taught me:
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Things I learned from Final Fantasy VII
- If you have spiky blonde hair, and no one actually realizes you may use gel, or this is a Japanese game, or you just want to look better than these [http://web.syr.edu/~sc698160/retard.jpg] guys, you automatically defy gravity.
- If you are a genetically augmented S.O.L.D.I.E.R., meaning you have more strength and abilities than normal people, and wear a huge sword, you're immediately the target of retarded keyboard warriors who say you're too skinny to wear such a sword.
-If you get sliced through with a sword, then you are in one piece.
-If you're defeated, you don't fall down and die, you take in a wierd position, that is relative to the monster you are.
-When fighting, you can never move or talk. When you're not fighting, then be happy to run thousands of miles.
-People don't talk, they use subtitles.
-You can't talk while moving. You must stop to talk.
-You always have to stop using subtitles to move yourself (nod etc.)
-You very often use a motorcycle in games, but when a strange god is controlling you're body, then you can't ride with a motorcycle.
-Oh and uhh, I'm trying to fit in. Angst teenagers can defeat a powerful dude. Hahaha. Not.
Things I have learned from Final Fantasy X-2
-You can fly forever in the sky.
-You can jump down a huge hole, and not die.
Things I have learned from Final Fantasy: Crisis Core (which I only played ~10mins)
-You can turn virtual reality simulators off with a mobile phone.
- If you have spiky blonde hair, and no one actually realizes you may use gel, or this is a Japanese game, or you just want to look better than these [http://web.syr.edu/~sc698160/retard.jpg] guys, you automatically defy gravity.
- If you are a genetically augmented S.O.L.D.I.E.R., meaning you have more strength and abilities than normal people, and wear a huge sword, you're immediately the target of retarded keyboard warriors who say you're too skinny to wear such a sword.
-If you get sliced through with a sword, then you are in one piece.
-If you're defeated, you don't fall down and die, you take in a wierd position, that is relative to the monster you are.
-When fighting, you can never move or talk. When you're not fighting, then be happy to run thousands of miles.
-People don't talk, they use subtitles.
-You can't talk while moving. You must stop to talk.
-You always have to stop using subtitles to move yourself (nod etc.)
-You very often use a motorcycle in games, but when a strange god is controlling you're body, then you can't ride with a motorcycle.
-Oh and uhh, I'm trying to fit in. Angst teenagers can defeat a powerful dude. Hahaha. Not.
Things I have learned from Final Fantasy X-2
-You can fly forever in the sky.
-You can jump down a huge hole, and not die.
Things I have learned from Final Fantasy: Crisis Core (which I only played ~10mins)
-You can turn virtual reality simulators off with a mobile phone.
Ahahahahahahahaha! That's one of the truest comments I've seen on here. Nice oneFraught post=9.56431.732874 said:
More people need to realise it's "make believe".
For the record, that whole giant sword complaint is a joke. Unless, of course, it isn't, then you're just dealing with dumbtards.dannydamage post=9.56431.732881 said:Ahahahahahahahaha! That's one of the truest comments I've seen on here. Nice oneFraught post=9.56431.732874 said:
More people need to realise it's "make believe".
Cloud is one of my favorite characters of all time, and I actualy think that giant swords are really cool.
The last boss is never actually the "last" boss... just the first form of the last boss, followed by 2 or more even harder ones.
final fantasy has taught me that turn-based combat is awful, just awful
oh and also that all protagonists in JRPG's are androgynous men
oh and also that all protagonists in JRPG's are androgynous men
Final Fantasy has taught me that HaloTards shouldn't be allowed to comment on Final Fantasy. Or anything. In fact, they shouldn't be allowed to breathe.
Oh yes, and a few other things from Final Fantasy 9, because that's just so warped out of context:
- Bestiality is perfectly acceptable; nobody has a problem with a weird monkey-boy fucking a giant rat.
- The best way to bond with a six year old boy is to take him out back and take a piss with him.
- Sex Education has become so bad that nobody finds it the least bit strange that a beautiful Human Princess is the daughter of a big fat hippo with green skin.
- Moogles have the ability to fly, and to survive in caves filled with monsters so powerful they can raze entire cities to the ground, but can't deliver their own mail.
- Said Moogles can raise an eight year old girl on their own.
Oh yes, and a few other things from Final Fantasy 9, because that's just so warped out of context:
- Bestiality is perfectly acceptable; nobody has a problem with a weird monkey-boy fucking a giant rat.
- The best way to bond with a six year old boy is to take him out back and take a piss with him.
- Sex Education has become so bad that nobody finds it the least bit strange that a beautiful Human Princess is the daughter of a big fat hippo with green skin.
- Moogles have the ability to fly, and to survive in caves filled with monsters so powerful they can raze entire cities to the ground, but can't deliver their own mail.
- Said Moogles can raise an eight year old girl on their own.
Final Fantasy taught me that even if the first one sucks, the sequels aren't going to be much better.
This is hilarious seeing as I just started a new save on IV and got to that part hahaJessiah said:
I learnt some people can hold their breath underwater for far too long and no one bats an eye lid.
Dying ages you terribly.
If your enemy has a scar, get the same scar to piss him off.
The main character always goes for brunettes.
It IS possible to sleep for 30 years. Screw you, science!
Girls must find mad scientists a turn on.
All guards look the same.
Dying ages you terribly.
If your enemy has a scar, get the same scar to piss him off.
The main character always goes for brunettes.
It IS possible to sleep for 30 years. Screw you, science!
Girls must find mad scientists a turn on.
All guards look the same.
Whoever has the most Zippers or belts on their body is automatically the most known (and main) character
Main Characters will win where in the EXACT same circumstance any supporting character(even if someone died and you just switched him/her with the main character) they will only get hurt a little, or brush themselves off and walk away
Hair pwns gravity
Emo is the new style for everyone(and if you do hate life and/or wear pink, you die of give long hope/friendship speeches)(and if you give the Hope/friendship speeches I hope you die and if you do I laugh my ass off!)
Main Characters will win where in the EXACT same circumstance any supporting character(even if someone died and you just switched him/her with the main character) they will only get hurt a little, or brush themselves off and walk away
Hair pwns gravity
Emo is the new style for everyone(and if you do hate life and/or wear pink, you die of give long hope/friendship speeches)(and if you give the Hope/friendship speeches I hope you die and if you do I laugh my ass off!)