Things that Hollywood have taught us.
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If you wander off the common roads in Texas, Leatherface will kill all your friends and anyone else that wanders in to "help" you.
On that note, just abide by these guidelines for camping or vacationing and you will not be killed (probably):
Do not camp near a lake where anyone has drowned.
Do not have premarital sex while on any camping trip.
Do not tell stories about horrible grisly murders happening in the very spot you're camping in.
Do not wander off without your friends, you may never see them again.
If you hear a strange noise, leave it alone.
Bring weaponry of a high caliber and make sure at least 2 other people know how to use it in case of your death/dismemberment/contraction of some insanity inducing disease.
If a stranger wanders into your camp, politely at a distance ask him to GTFO. If stranger does not comply, see previous guideline and fire a warning shot followed by a headshot if he/she/it does not flee. Compassion gets you killed. And headshots kill zombies. DO NOT under any circumstances TOUCH or GET CLOSE TO this stranger.
If bullets do not work on whatever is trying to kill you, and it only walks at a normal pace, do not outrun it, do not hide, keep it within sight distance at all times and KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN RELATION TO THE MAIN ROAD.
That said, do not camp far from the main road in case of emergencies.
On that note, just abide by these guidelines for camping or vacationing and you will not be killed (probably):
Do not camp near a lake where anyone has drowned.
Do not have premarital sex while on any camping trip.
Do not tell stories about horrible grisly murders happening in the very spot you're camping in.
Do not wander off without your friends, you may never see them again.
If you hear a strange noise, leave it alone.
Bring weaponry of a high caliber and make sure at least 2 other people know how to use it in case of your death/dismemberment/contraction of some insanity inducing disease.
If a stranger wanders into your camp, politely at a distance ask him to GTFO. If stranger does not comply, see previous guideline and fire a warning shot followed by a headshot if he/she/it does not flee. Compassion gets you killed. And headshots kill zombies. DO NOT under any circumstances TOUCH or GET CLOSE TO this stranger.
If bullets do not work on whatever is trying to kill you, and it only walks at a normal pace, do not outrun it, do not hide, keep it within sight distance at all times and KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IN RELATION TO THE MAIN ROAD.
That said, do not camp far from the main road in case of emergencies.
When someone has sustained lethal injury, they crumple to the ground, say something emotional/funny (depends on their character) and dies. No exceptions.
Unless you are using a revolver guns only have ammo based on convenience.
In a fantasy world only sword users can rise above ancillary character status.
In a fantasy world only sword users can rise above ancillary character status.
-Aliens use Microsoft Windows (independence day)
-When you take your shirt off, your power level rises to over 9000!
-Screw aiming, in movies aimbot is always on
-Machine guns have infinite amno.
-When you take your shirt off, your power level rises to over 9000!
-Screw aiming, in movies aimbot is always on
-Machine guns have infinite amno.
If you are one of the hero's companion and heroically stay behind and fight bad guys alone to buy the hero time,you will not die,but come back at precisely the right moment,such as when the hero is losing a hand to hand battle with the main villain's 2nd in command.
You can recieve multiple full force punches to the face and still be in perfect shape to fight,unless you are a disposable asset,in which case you will have your spine twisted/broken.
Aliens are never peaceful.
Despite being able to travel through space with terrifying ease,modern military hardware will be able to defeat ultra advanced aliens weaponry,but only after the hero takes command.
Being shot in the shoulder is never a life threatening.
When you are one of the good guys and dying in someone's arms,you will always have the exact amount of time necessary to say what you need to say,then die right after.This is a law.
You fight twice a good without a shirt on(for men).
You can hold your breath for as long as the scene requires it,often swimming through entire flooded tunnels as if you were Aquaman.
You can be the best and most experienced in your field of work before you hit 30.
Russians only drink vodka and always the bad guys.
Flashlights(and lights in general)never seems to work properly,and will flicker as soon as there are monsters in the vicinity.Photons are also scared of monsters.
You can recieve multiple full force punches to the face and still be in perfect shape to fight,unless you are a disposable asset,in which case you will have your spine twisted/broken.
Aliens are never peaceful.
Despite being able to travel through space with terrifying ease,modern military hardware will be able to defeat ultra advanced aliens weaponry,but only after the hero takes command.
Being shot in the shoulder is never a life threatening.
When you are one of the good guys and dying in someone's arms,you will always have the exact amount of time necessary to say what you need to say,then die right after.This is a law.
You fight twice a good without a shirt on(for men).
You can hold your breath for as long as the scene requires it,often swimming through entire flooded tunnels as if you were Aquaman.
You can be the best and most experienced in your field of work before you hit 30.
Russians only drink vodka and always the bad guys.
Flashlights(and lights in general)never seems to work properly,and will flicker as soon as there are monsters in the vicinity.Photons are also scared of monsters.
if you travel to eastern europe, you will be drugged, sold and tortured to death by some rich sadist.
if you travel to south america, you will be lured with promises of sex booze and drugs. then at the right moment you will have your organs harvested.
hacking is a graphical and interactive experience.
virtual reality will gain widespread use and will be key in man's evolution
vampires are pretty.
oh yeah and minidiscs are used for data storage.
if you travel to south america, you will be lured with promises of sex booze and drugs. then at the right moment you will have your organs harvested.
hacking is a graphical and interactive experience.
virtual reality will gain widespread use and will be key in man's evolution
vampires are pretty.
oh yeah and minidiscs are used for data storage.
Yeah i had that particular one in mind, but the whole thing is in kinda every 3rd 80/90s teenflickSovvolf said:
Computers have an out of place progress bar which takes up the whole screen when you do ANYTHING.