For the Muppets fans here, try this on for size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHV1o9TE-8
And what makes me cry? Uh...everything. I'm a crybaby. I admit it. The ending of Return of the Jedi, endings of the Jurassic Bark, Luck of the Fryrish, and Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings episodes of Futurama, end of the Doomsday episode of the new Doctor Who (that one nearly killed me: I had an asthma attack from crying so hard and couldn't find my inhaler), end of the first season of Heroes...I am the easiest mark in the world to make cry, to the point where people use whether I cried or not as a measuring stick to figure out whether something was supposed to be sad or not (like the recent death in House didn't make me cry, so my friends didn't feel bad for not crying).
Yeah, I'm great to be around at funerals. And for several days afterward.
Oh, and here, try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmy1V1YGQe4