things that need to go on t-shirts.

[meglathon]

O.K I love t-shirts, and all the funny thing that they say, but there is so much more out there, and since the escapiste has a lote of them, so what would like to see on a t-shirt,

(must be phrase and/or picture)

a woman on fire, and it sais man you're hot

 

[Candybar]

Adds... ther is so much free space and no adds that should change.

 

[-Javelin-]

I'd like to make a shirt saying
"THIS SHIRT GETS ME LAID"

 

[Jimtopia]

"I put the F-U in fun."

 

[Klagermeister]

How about a shirt that just says, filling up the whole shirt...

"SUCK IT!"

 

[SquirrelPants]

A quote I came up with myself that deserves a shirt: Life is death. Get used to it.

 

[lgrayson]

How about "same shirt. different day"
Too subtle?

 

[Clashero]

There was a contest for this. Right here, on The Escapist.
I still think that if I saw a girl wearing the STONKING GREAT t-shirt I'd hug her right then and there.

 

[Clown762]

My shirt would say one of two things.

I got a High Score, wanna see?

or

Theres no school like 0ld $K00l

 

[NeedAUserName]

My friend has two that I like, and should go into mass production,

One says "This is my 69ing shirt" but upside down. And the other says "PleasereadthiswhilstIstareatyourtits".

I feel there should be one with just a six pack and pecks on it, or a woman's torso in a bikini.

 

[bad rider]

In small print "While your reading this T-shirt my friends stealing your wallet"

 

[Clashero]

"Virginity causes Cancer
Get your injection here
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[new_age_reject]

I like t-shirts that have my semen on them... generally they are your mothers...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I want one that says: "If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer".

 

[TheBluesader]

"Virginity causes Cancer
Get your injection here
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I bow before you, boss. Brilliant.

I'd have to go with existential meta-retardation. Like, "My other shirt is a pair of pants," or "Back" printed on the front, and "Front" printed on the back.

 

[Clashero]

"Virginity causes Cancer
Get your injection here
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I bow before you, boss. Brilliant.

I'd have to go with existential meta-retardation. Like, "My other shirt is a pair of pants," or "Back" printed on the front, and "Front" printed on the back.

The first one was so good and unexpected I actually laughed out loud I can imagine the people looking at it in the street with their heads to one side going "Hmm?" like Scooby-Doo when something goes way over his head.

 

[Greever]

"Cliche"

 

[reaper_2k9]

I'd make one that said "I'm exalted with your mom"