Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing

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capin Rob

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Hmm.

I can't:

voice my feelings properly
Smile when a camera is nearby
fly
reduce things to a sub-atomic level with my mind (Yet...)
 

badgersprite

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I can't do pull ups. According to my doctor parents, most people have an extra tendon in their arms that enables them to do things like that, dating back to when our ape ancestors swung from trees and such. Neither I nor my parents have this. Oddly, I am totally fine doing them if I turn my arms so my palms face away from me, like you would if you were rock climbing and stuff, I guess because it relies on a different part of the arm? No clue...
 

Tsunimo

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Break my 1st-Gen Zune
Pull someones heart out with my ear
Do a proper bench press
Dance for thirteen hours continuously
Make smalltalk not related to video games or other nerdy ass-shit
et cetera
 

kypsilon

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I can't suck up a supernova and blow it out into a blackhole to cancel them both out.

But Superman can.
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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AtomicKirb said:
Whistle-ing, Snapping my fingers, punching buildings into rubble, turning into fire, turning in geletin. You know, the usual.
Believe it or not, you can turn into gelatin, as it's just a specific type of animal protein that has been isolated by a very powerful acid. I guess you could turn into fire too, although I wouldn't recommend it.

OT: Being male, I can't give birth. I also can't roll my r's; I have no proof that this is the cause, but I've always thought that was because I managed to bite most of the way through my tongue when I was a kid. If there's any scar tissue there at all, that could contribute to my inability to roll my r's.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I cannot give birth. Oh well.

And I can't turn my head all the way around like an owl.

Uh besides stuff that people normally can't do, uh...

I can't touch my toes without bending my knees. I just can't. I'm not flexiable enough and my legs are too long. I also sucked at the "sit-and-reach" tests that they had in gym.

"26? That's good."
"30? Good job.
"32! That's a new personal record isn't it?"
"23? Try and work a bit harder next time, I'm sure you can do it."
"14? Is that it?" "Pretty much." <- Me
 

lacktheknack

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Seduce a woman, drink alcohol, roll my Rs, or sing high soprano (alto, on the other hand...).
 

King of Wei

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-Juggle. I've tried and I just end up breaking expensive furniture or puppies.
-See out of both eyes.
-Free-run ... yet. Aptly named free-falling until I can get a better grip.
-Fall gracefully
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Denamic said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
OT: Being male, I can't give birth.
*cough*
http://www.malepregnancy.com/
That wasn't really a male pregnancy, though; "he" started life as a she, and wasn't fully through the sex change when the pregnancy occurred.
 

ramboondiea

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click my fingers, bend my little finger right, the latter i believe stems from the possible braking of my knuckle, in which a learned a valuable lesson, stone beats hand!
 

PekoponTAS

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I am physically incapable of beating Lil Asagi in the Prinny Can I Really Be the Hero? DLC "Li'l Asagi Comes Home." I got so tired from mashing the attack button that I was physically incapable of doing it anymore.
 

erbkaiser

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A few random items:

Watch 3D movies
Lick my nose
Run for a long time
Do the split
 

Johanthemonster666

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lacktheknack said:
Johanthemonster666 said:
I can't do autofellatio, my back/neck just aren't that flexible.

But it is possible for a some guys.
How often have you tried?

Only a couple of times lol
Of course it all depends on flexibility and the size of your member.

I bet there are a lot of guys who can do it, but don't because they feel no need to (unless they were adult film stars or something).