Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Sometimes, even in the worst situation, it just helps to make a good first impression. So, what would you say upon dying and waking up in hell?

"oops, wrong address. I'll just be going now..."

"I don't remember my vision of heaven being this unseasonably warm. And whats all this fire and brim... oh no..."

*Brings out a minigun* "Welcome to hell, hell."

"You know, I think I'm going to like it here. Really nice warm climate."

"I'll have you know I've got a friend in Jesus!"

"Oh, hell... am I still allowed to say that here?"

 

[Cpt Morgan]

"Finally."

 

[TheLastCylon]

Bow before me.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"Burn ointments must cost a ton down here"

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Is it BDSM night?

 

[Sewer Rat]

Well I'll be damned.

 

[Major_Sam]

"Oh it isn't that bad..."

 

[Lyri]

You got those little sticks with cheese and small sausages here?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I like the décor. You've done wonders with the pillars of fire.

 

[hebdomad]

"Wait.. I'm stuck with these virgins forever?"

"I never knew they used fluorescent lights... Oh wait, I'm back at work again."

"They use Macs down here? Talk about forbidden fruit..."

"Well at least the line to get in was short"

"So when this place fills to max capacity, they just force everyone out right? Not a very good way to sell drinks you know... "

"Snow? Ice? Burning cold? ... "

"So when does the apocalypse start? I wanna ride one of the horses"

 

[Ginnipe]

Well I'll be damned, I told that I guy I would see him in hell, now to just find him.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

"Wow, I'm sure glad I was wrong."

 

[Lord_Panzer]

"Where's the buffet?"

 

[Motti]

'I'm home!'

 

[Jamash]

To Satan: "See you in Hell... Goatfeet!"

 

[Koeryn]

"Which one of you ass holes left the AC on?"

"I'm not stuck down here with you. You're stuck down here with ME." (Had to be done.)

"Oh. So it DOES exist. Guess I'll have to reevaluate my life now, huh?"

 

[Cliff_m85]

Hell would be the most obnoxious and painful place known to man, if it were to exist.



So I guess I'd say "Hello Creationists!"

 

[Simriel]

What I shall say? 'My House Now.'