Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes..."

"Oh come on, I eat spikes like that for... where did you say you were putting that?"

"You know, when did you just stop caring Satan?"

"...mummy... OH GOD, MUMMIES!!!"

"You know, I think I'm gonna need a bigger fire extinguisher."

"A life of eternal agony and torment... well it can't be any worse than New Jersey..."

 

[Ravenseeker]

welcome to Hell, please leave any parts of a conscience at the entrance and have fun

Why are 50% of the population here politians, doctors, lawyer, and- is that anyone who has served a term on the UN?

hey Satan you look like Hell.

hey Satan you look like Chuck Norris just kicked your ass

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Damn it. I should have been a Mormon.

 

[RicoADF]

"Pffft, Earth made this place look like heaven"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Oh my god, I can't believe I'm actually seeing Satan, Ruler of Hell, right here in front of m-...MOM?!?"

"Hmm...so maybe I shouldn't have gone on that bloody rampage."

 

[ElephantGuts]

I would ask for a phone book. There are some people I'd like to "catch up" with...

 

[phoenixbeast]

This is hell? Where are all the people singing whiny protest songs from the 60's? (derived from Animaniacs)

 

[XxrougexX]

"ummmmm......... you know what better get used to it"

 

[skcseth]

"I don't remember my vision of heaven being this unseasonably warm. And whats all this fire and brim... oh no..."

*Brings out a minigun* "Welcome to hell, hell."

"I'll have you know I've got a friend in Jesus!"

"Oh, hell... am I still allowed to say that here?"

Lol. Brilliant.
I'd probably just say fuck it and see how long it would take me to get bored of attempting suicide in the afterlife.

 

[Iammatt]

"I know what you're thinking: Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

After my cool clint eastwood quote I would proceed to killing satan and taking over hell

 

[Mjolnir07]

"Jesus, is that you?"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"Do you guys serve those little hot dogs down here? Those things are really damn good."
"Hey cool, a bar. Wait, you guys only have american beer? NOOOO!!"
"She said she was 18!"

 

[Srkkl]

Well shit, they were right.

 

[Boxpopper]

"Can you hear me now? Good."

 

[Hazy]

"Psshh this is it? Hell I'd throw a party here..."

 

[Mstrswrd]

"Sooo... can anyone become a demon, or are their pre-requisites? I think I'd make a pretty good berserker of some sort." (No, really, I would)

*Manic Laughter* "Oh what fun, now I can kill all I want, and, hey, I'm already in hell. Maybe I'll leanr a thing or two from the real murderes of the world." (I have such nice thoughts, don't I?"

 

[Ramthundar]

"MEDI-shit, to late."

"Excuse me, does anyone have any glue with them?"

"Damn, he was behind me!"

 

[Fightgarr]

Oh god, why did I just go into Abercrombie and Fitch.
Oh snap?

 

[Rensenhito]

"C'mon, where's my Dragonballs?"

"Hi, I'm here for the position in R&D..."

"*Pulls out a Get Out Of Hell Free Card*...Eh? Ehh?"