Things to say upon arriving in hell.
- Thread starter Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw
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Dammit, Where's my pants?
Again?
Ooh an xbox.. well thats not so bad.. wait, all they have is the Halo series?!?! Let me out!
Again?
Ooh an xbox.. well thats not so bad.. wait, all they have is the Halo series?!?! Let me out!
"Hi dad, I'm back."
"I brought marshmellows!"
"I spent my whole life being evil for THIS? I demand a refund."
"Hm, I think you need more corpses and skeletons over there."
"Now what?"
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"Yippee-kay-yay ************!"
"How much is the rent here?"
"I brought marshmellows!"
"I spent my whole life being evil for THIS? I demand a refund."
"Hm, I think you need more corpses and skeletons over there."
"Now what?"
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"Yippee-kay-yay ************!"
"How much is the rent here?"
"I want some ice water!"
"Hey compared to Houston in the summer this is quite chilly."
"All I need is the BFG and I'll rule this place!"
"Ok now to find Stalin and Ghengis Khan and have them sign my autograph book!"
On a side note a former priest at my church had a bumper sticker that said "I know its hot in Hell but is it humid?" I always did like that guy
<color=white> "Huh! So which way to the Democratic National Convention?" See we can do it too its not that impressive.
"Hey compared to Houston in the summer this is quite chilly."
"All I need is the BFG and I'll rule this place!"
"Ok now to find Stalin and Ghengis Khan and have them sign my autograph book!"
On a side note a former priest at my church had a bumper sticker that said "I know its hot in Hell but is it humid?" I always did like that guy
<color=white> "Huh! So which way to the Democratic National Convention?" See we can do it too its not that impressive.
"there u are old buddy old pal how have you been satan? Sadam?"
"somebody tell me where the bathroom is"
"fancy meeting you here"
"somebody tell me where the bathroom is"
"fancy meeting you here"
Turn up the heat man, fucking cold as hell in here.
I played Ninja Gaiden Black on the hardest mode, no way you can ever put me through anything more intense and torturous than that.
So does stop, drop and roll work here, or is that a joke?
Mind if I go visit Grandpa up in Heaven? I promise I'll be back *crosses fingers*
Where all the women at? This is hell right?
I've gotten outa hell in God of War, Painkiller, and tons of other games, might as well point to the exit, and things will go smoothly for both of us.
Please direct me to the nearest bar.
And last but not least... "You guys have a copy of Duke Nukem Forever down here?"
I played Ninja Gaiden Black on the hardest mode, no way you can ever put me through anything more intense and torturous than that.
So does stop, drop and roll work here, or is that a joke?
Mind if I go visit Grandpa up in Heaven? I promise I'll be back *crosses fingers*
Where all the women at? This is hell right?
I've gotten outa hell in God of War, Painkiller, and tons of other games, might as well point to the exit, and things will go smoothly for both of us.
Please direct me to the nearest bar.
And last but not least... "You guys have a copy of Duke Nukem Forever down here?"
As we're on a Hell topic, I'd suggest anyone watches Rowan Atkinson's take on Hell - He's done far better work than just Mr Bean!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do&feature=related
Also, if you're a brit, 'Old Harry's Game' is a great sitcom on BBC Radio 7 set in Hell, with Satan struggling to deal with the day to day running of it. There was a recent one where a health and safety officer shows up in hell and starts placing cones around all the pits, and complaining that you should have fire extinguisers every 100 yards in the workplace.
As for me, pass me a painkiller and a stake gun, and lets see how this thing goes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UbqZ_oN5do&feature=related
Also, if you're a brit, 'Old Harry's Game' is a great sitcom on BBC Radio 7 set in Hell, with Satan struggling to deal with the day to day running of it. There was a recent one where a health and safety officer shows up in hell and starts placing cones around all the pits, and complaining that you should have fire extinguisers every 100 yards in the workplace.
As for me, pass me a painkiller and a stake gun, and lets see how this thing goes!
