Things to say upon arriving in hell.
- Thread starter Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw
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" come on, I said I KIND OF liked the twilight series"
".....where all da bitches?"
" This isn't so bad, little hot but but noth- OH MY GOD DANE COOKS STAND UP!"
" Christians? Guess the jews were right"
" dude, anyone up for s'mores?"
".....where all da bitches?"
" This isn't so bad, little hot but but noth- OH MY GOD DANE COOKS STAND UP!"
" Christians? Guess the jews were right"
" dude, anyone up for s'mores?"
"How's the cell service down here?"
"I want everyone to feel comfortable, that's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
"Hmmm...I am certain this place should have been frozen over by now."
"Shit!"
"GOD DAMN HIPPIES!!!"
"Weird this place looks a lot like the McDonalds I worked at...ah crap"
"I want everyone to feel comfortable, that's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."
"Hmmm...I am certain this place should have been frozen over by now."
"Shit!"
"GOD DAMN HIPPIES!!!"
"Weird this place looks a lot like the McDonalds I worked at...ah crap"
"So, this is what Iraq looks like."
"Ugh, Satan shut the fuck up, i just had to travel down the river Styx listening to Come Sail Away."
"Ugh, Satan shut the fuck up, i just had to travel down the river Styx listening to Come Sail Away."
Well it could be worse. I could be in the utopia of some guy who says that sex is strictly for post-marital reproduction rather than pleasure. By the way, my right side's kinda numbed already. Not telling ya how to do your job, but you could be making much better use of the gasoline consumed to power that flaming razor dildo.
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I tried to get into Mordor but you should've seen the fucking line. I'm impressed with the customer service! You can simply walk into this place! I didn't even make a reservation!
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I tried to get into Mordor but you should've seen the fucking line. I'm impressed with the customer service! You can simply walk into this place! I didn't even make a reservation!
