Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[Accountfailed]

so wheres cheney today?

 

[zauxz]

Well thats a bit harsh!

 

[The Commissar]

Wow, Glasgow's really improved...

 

[saiyanwarrior]

Wow who thought the religous sods were right about me

Can I go and play with hitler now?

 

[Gaderael]

You call this Hell!?! Please. I used to go to the forums on The Escapist!

Had to be said...

 

[Parallel Streaks]

"Oh god, Fred Phelps was right, God DOES hate me!"
"Direct me to Trip Hawkins, please, I have a score to settle"
"Thing is, my hair frizzes out in hot climates, an we crank up the AC?"

And you know what I'd sing? I'd sing "DEATH, DEATH, Devil devil devil evil evil evil songs, boy you know that's how I get along"

...Voltaire reference. Had to be done.

 

[Hookman]

"Honey,I'm home!"

 

[BakaSmurf]

"Oh COME ON! Those kittens were going to die anyway!!"

 

[XJ-0461]

"So what do I have to do to be put in charge around here?"

"I think the radiator's stuck on."

"Honey, I'm home!"

 

[Kimberland]

*Reads sign* 'Welcome to Hell' "Oh so thats why I thought I was in Chicago!"

Uh, no. Hell is Memphis. It certainly feels like it here.

Heh, I'm Canadian, so really I guess I should say Montreal.

 

[SpikeyGirl]

"oh thats bloody great, an eternity surrounded by sodding chavs"

Oh god, does this mean I've been living in hell my whole life?

My line:

'I was expecting...more'

 

[madcap2112]

*Reads sign* 'Welcome to Hell' "Oh so thats why I thought I was in Chicago!"

Uh, no. Hell is Memphis. It certainly feels like it here.

Heh, I'm Canadian, so really I guess I should say Montreal.

Never been to Canada, but I'm sure Montreal is heaven compared to Memphis, hehe

 

[Kimberland]

*Reads sign* 'Welcome to Hell' "Oh so thats why I thought I was in Chicago!"

Uh, no. Hell is Memphis. It certainly feels like it here.

Heh, I'm Canadian, so really I guess I should say Montreal.

Never been to Canada, but I'm sure Montreal is heaven compared to Memphis, hehe

Well I was there for five mintues and wanted to kill myself

 

[madcap2112]

*Reads sign* 'Welcome to Hell' "Oh so thats why I thought I was in Chicago!"

Uh, no. Hell is Memphis. It certainly feels like it here.

Heh, I'm Canadian, so really I guess I should say Montreal.

Never been to Canada, but I'm sure Montreal is heaven compared to Memphis, hehe

Well I was there for five mintues and wanted to kill myself

I've heard that about Montreal.

 

[gbemery]

"Oh...my...god! Look at all these fire code violations! No fire extinguishers, no sprinkler system installed, lava pits too close to population centers. Tsk tsk, this won't do. This won't do at all. I'm afraid I am going to have to speak with the person in charge, and where are the exits? Exits MUST be marked clearly."

 

[AvsJoe]

'Hey, where's the cream filling?'

'Is there high-speed down here? I need to watch the new Zero Punctuation!'

'****!'