Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[arkwright]

"oh thats bloody great, an eternity surrounded by sodding chavs"

 

[Kyletacullar]

"whoa, I didn't know Billy threw this awesome of a costume party even though some of the costumes look REAL cheap" ^_^

 

[dwightsteel]

"....Shit. I guessed wrong on that one."

 

[gbemery]

"IT BURNS!!!"

"Okay, but please not in the eyes."

 

[Oneirius]

"Oh, dear".

Hmm. Hell is a bad place.

 

[magnuslion]

((pulls out Calvin and Hobbes thermos and makes a snowball, lobbing it directly into Satan's face as he laughs maniacally)) That's for all the things that piss me off!!! people texting while driving, any movie with tom cruise in it, and not being able to buy branston pickle in the US!!!!!

 

[rabidmidget]

its great to finally get away from the australian heat

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Well...

...Fuck.

 

[Aerophyre]

"Wait.... this isn't where I parked my car...."

"Wow.. apparently I was right, Phoenix IS hotter than hell..."

On a side note, if hell does indeed exist and it is IN ANY WAY like the one described in the modern English bible then I have no doubt in my mind I already have a corner office down there with my name plate on the door.

now THATS job security!

 

[Soxafloppin]

'niiiiice'

 

[Kajt]

"Nice sauna ya' got down here!"

 

[ThreeWords]

Something along the lines of "Hey, I'm back! Hows the main furnace holding up?"

 

[Blackadder51]

"Well this sucks"

 

[headshotcatcher]

Hmm, Touche

 

[alimarin]

Oh hey Yahtzee, what do you mean 'pull down your pants?'

 

[madcap2112]

*Reads sign* 'Welcome to Hell' "Oh so thats why I thought I was in Chicago!"

Uh, no. Hell is Memphis. It certainly feels like it here.