"Okay, who farted in here?" (referring to all the methane there)
"Anyone wanna bet their lives in a friendly game of L4D?"
"Anyone wanna bet their lives in a friendly game of L4D?"
Things to say upon arriving in hell.
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"Not to bad, get some cool people down here and yeah we could have a party." Or
"wheres the bathroom?"
"wheres the bathroom?"
So if Heaven's full of virgins, what's this place got?
If this is hell, where's the handbasket?
If this is hell, where's the handbasket?
"Ooh, little warm down here"
"Grimsby?"
"Wrong turn, actually. I was looking for Swindon,"
"Wait a moment. NO internet access?"
"Prepare for an eternity of suffering!"
"Fuckin' 'ell, give me a moment to adjust. I died five minutes ago,"
"Well, I was sittin' in this fridge..."
"Grimsby?"
"Wrong turn, actually. I was looking for Swindon,"
"Wait a moment. NO internet access?"
"Prepare for an eternity of suffering!"
"Fuckin' 'ell, give me a moment to adjust. I died five minutes ago,"
"Well, I was sittin' in this fridge..."
After the devil gives his "welcome to hell" speech I would say:
"Do you really think you can do anything to me that life hasn't done already? Get a life you pansy and learn some anger management."
Though I'm fairly certain I won't wind up there, unless of course I decide I need a new secret lair to plot world domination. Then the devil might find me "cave shopping" in his neighborhood with my army of robots.
"Do you really think you can do anything to me that life hasn't done already? Get a life you pansy and learn some anger management."
Though I'm fairly certain I won't wind up there, unless of course I decide I need a new secret lair to plot world domination. Then the devil might find me "cave shopping" in his neighborhood with my army of robots.
