Things to say upon arriving in hell.

[sabotstarr]

"were is my lawyer? He should be here by now..."

 

[RebelRising]

Hey, Satan, man. How are things workin' out between you and Saddam?

"I hate it here."

"Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can I meet Genghis Khan? Can, Can I, Can I?!"

"Dude, where's my salvation?"

"Okay, God. I believe in you. Joke's over now. You can take me out of here now."

 

[Major_Sam]

"Oh it isn't that bad..."

EDIT: Great and silly thread by the way.

 

[Firia]

"I don't see what's so bad about this pla-- oh, is that a 'Wings' marathon?! NOOOOoooo!"

"Hey guys, that was some ride huh?"

"I died doing what I love!"

 

[Deadpoolsbrain]

"I don't believe it!"

 

[Trendkill6]

"What do you mean I have to spend all eternity with Peter Molineaux?!"

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

"Well fancy meeting you here!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!"

"Ok, we are so not using that travel agent again."

"Ok, this looks nice... no fire and brimstone, slaves looking after my every need, my own personal puppy to torture... wait, what's this! NO CIDER? NOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"Meh, I've seen worse"

"Can someone turn the AC up?"

"Soooo, your one ugly Sonnafa ***** arn't ya?"

 

[AkJay]

"Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here? Your mom is allowed here?"

"Hi-YO!"

 

[Megatheist]

So it was real. Well where is Darwin? I need to liberate some frustration.

 

[Levk]

"Where is the Ice Cream"
"This does look a lot like my first jobs"
"BANZAI!!"

 

[Random Argument Man]

"You call this hell?" or "But I've been a republican all my life!". (No. A. I'm Canadian B. I'm more a liberal type).

 

[scatmanfan]

"George? Steve? Very funny guys. Where'd you get the fire? It looks so realist-OH MY GOD MY HAND IS ON FIRE!!!!"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

You should know I like it rough

Sooooo, Can i be the guy that shoves pinapples up Hitlers ass

If kratos can do it twice, Im sure its worth a try

I like what you've done with the place.

*****, you can call me papa

 

[Oolinthu]

Lucy, I'm hoooome...

 

[scatmanfan]

"Well whaddya mean Jack Thompson's not here yet?"

 

[Kinguendo]

*YAWN* This isn't my house...

Bloody hell... it's a bit nippy.

 

[Ramthundar]

"Damn it! I knew that Deamonic Portal didn't look right."

"Well, I got my list of Worst People Ever and my Steel-Cap shoes. First off, Hitler!"

 

[Booze Zombie]

Oh please, you really think this place is so bad? You should try going topside.