Things We've Learnt From Gaming

[paragon1]

Guns are fun, until their pointed at you.

Every boss has a soft spot (except Sephiroth).

Swords do more damage than bullets.

Beware the MMORPG, that way lay the death of spare time.

 

[ckam]

Apparently, a girl can survive very cold/arctic weather even if all she's wearing is basically lingerie.

 

[grimsprice]

The only thing you need to know how to do in order to get a job as a nuclear physicist is pushing dollies around.

 

[Smudge91]

If you throw a chicken it dies and is oddly fun. I had hours of fun in crysis with this
Game developers don't like cake .
Rocket launchers are the way forward.

 

[klakkat]

If the floating skull says it's your friend it's probably best to go along with it.

If you come across a nuclear weapon, USE IT.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.

Oh, wait, I learnt that from the internet.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

If you stab chickens enough they will attack you in a swarm.

Also if people in Africa have invisible face Kevlar. FC2

 

[Arachon]

Vodka cures radiation poisoning (S.T.A.L.K.E.R)

 

[Tempest Fennac]

I learnt that barrel rolls can deflect enemy lazers while not disorientating humanoid foxes at all.

 

[Boaal]

All problems can be solved with mass murder.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Money, ammunition and drugs are weightless, but guns, food, booze and teddy bears all place significant pressure on your spine.

If your vocabulary consists of nothing more than laughter, grunts, roars and bodily noises, you are destined to defeat a great evil of some sort.

Physics is a set of immutable laws which may be ignored if you happen to be an anthropomorphic rodent wearing gloves, shoes and nothing else.

 

[Glass_House]

I have learnt that you never join an organisation when the first letter of each word spells out FEAR.

No matter how many people you shoot you can make it all better by walking out of the town and coming back later. (FC2)

 

[IamQ]

If a white glowing ball tells you to listen, you better do so for the sake of your sanity.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Killing is fun.

But if Peter Molyneux puts it in a game there'll be frequent references to your victim's funerals.

 

[Mosstromo]

That ducking out from damaging substances (such as bullets or spat acid) for a few moments is a better idea than stitching wounds or casting broken bones, since it heals you faster (and presumably for less money).

And I also learnt that I will survive a Zombie Apocalypse if happens to come within range of me and a shotgun.

 

[steevee]

Don't worry about how many magazines you have, or even loading them. As long as you have bullets for Assault Rifle, Pistol, SMG etc.. it'll fire just fine.

 

[Orange Monkey]

Food can heal everything from bullet wounds to lost limbs.

The laws of physics are just a suggestion, not an absolute.

Townsfolk are only more than happy to let you into their houses with no explanation and take anything valuable.

People will entrust the fate of the universe to a teenager as long as he has an impressive looking weapon.

Humans are capable of taking three bullets to the chest without falling over or showing any signs of pain.