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Nihlex

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Valdric_gundam said:
Nihlex said:
"Your tall"

I'M 6'5 I KNOW IM F*CKING TALL BY NOW! >=[
You should reply "Thank you Mr. Obvious."
and yea, I get that alot as well... 6'3'' or something like that... I know I'm taller than 6'
I find ignoring them seems to piss them off more now so I tend to do that instead =]
 

Siuki

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I'm tired of hearing all of the "Your mom" jokes/retorts.
"That's what she sa-" This too. But it can get funny when you use it right. That's why I make sure my meme's are used correctly.

"No Freddy, it's not your ice cream cake, the cake was a lie."

rather than:

"The cake is a lie!!! Ha ha! Get it? ... You'd don't get it."
 

itsnotyouitsme

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Marter said:
I'm tired of hearing all of the "Your mom" jokes/retorts.
I second this notion but only on the thought that it's a white guy trying to say it. This being the thought i've never actually heard a black guy say it outside of movies so maybe they've gotten past it by now.
The thing i hate is "I don't trust doctors" or anything relating to doctors being greedy bastards whom don't care for the sickly children in their arms.
 

deus-ex-machina

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I hate any form of verbal abuse from people 15 years or younger. I got called a ****** yesterday because I got on a bus before this kid. I had been waiting at the stop for longer and he was the one who tried to ram an old lady out of the way. Granted, it was an open top bus, so it was cool, but there were lots of seats. I ended up being called a '******'. Naturally I ignored it, but I was far taller and broader than him and all it probably would have taken was for me to turn around and look at him to make him piss his Batman Y-fronts. Yet if I was to turn around and hit the little bugger because his smack head parents can't be bothered to enforce disciprin', I would have little or no defense for my actions because he was a minor.

But all kids in the UK that are 'out and about' seem pretty vile to me one way or another. I know there must be some good respectable kids out there, I just wish they would come out more often.
 

likalaruku

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I'm sick of people telling me that Toy Story 3 was awesome & that it made them cry, then tell me Shrek 3 sucked. I can't sympathise with them because I like the Shrek series & Pixar irritates me.
 

Orwellian37

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"It's the number one ______ in America!"

This has never been true. Nor has it's much worse brother,

"It's the number one ______ of all time!"
 

Assassinscreed548

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I was playing wow and I told our shitty healer to heal, instead of playing DPS

anyway..to everything I said he responeded: ''don't cry'' and that kinda ticked me off... fucking deuche :p
 

BiscuitTrouser

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I am sick of people who talk down on my political view and harass me for being a Marxist when they them self vote for the "republican Party" (Frp) that basically is a bunch of Fachist bastards, Defending it without stating why exept for with things like: "They want to give us cheap alcohol!" or "they want to kick out the foreigners!" Bloody Stupid racist Rednecks...
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A true marxist? You have my infinite respect good sir, peoples ignornance about marxism and communism annoys me INFINITELY. If you dont understand it STFU and dont have a go at people. Read the communist manifesto and any sound your gibbering noise hole makes may then be of interest to me.

People have no idea what the word irony means. Seriously. If you dont know what it means dont guess YOU SOUND RETARDED!

"halo is better than mw2lololololol"
"REALLY?!"
"No i was being ironic"
NO YOU WERENT YOU ILLITERATE RETARD!

Situational irony is to accidently do the oposiite of your own intention. NOTHING ELSE!

The worst part is people will read this, think they know what irony means and et it wrong a different way. Get a dictionary or never use the word ever ever.

Also "ALL OF X IS Y!"
"EVERYTHING THATS X IS Y"
"Y AND X ARE ALL THE SAME!"
Your making a sweeping generalisation, your instantly an idiot and wrong.
 

Assassinscreed548

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People who think they can analyze and understand something to a professional extent when their points are horribly inaccurate and stupid...


ignorant stupid people trying to show how awesome they are at everything in short.. yeah..



by the way, did you know i am a master at analyzing people?

and also..People who think being depressed is looking at life realistically...get the fuck over yourself you ignorant fuck!

and also...thi sone dude who is a complete idiot..he says he doesnt believe in souls, spirits, religions are all crap and he thinks the japanese should die..anyway he is a skeptic...yet he believes in Reincarnation...think about it...just fucking think about it!
 

Gavmando

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I'm sick of hearing those god damn vuvezalas or whatever the hell they are. They should have been banned from the world cup on pain of castration with a spoon!
 

AvsJoe

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lysanderprophet said:
"Get your penis out of my face."

Seriously, people tell me that all the time.
Well then, stop putting your penis in their faces. That should work. Why is your penis in their face in the first place?

lol sorry, had to.