Things You Can Do That No-one Else Can

[Zero-Vash]

Have crazy rough sex with my girlfriend because we are both mad at whatever video game we are playing together.

 

[Goosebagman]

I have a few things:
-I play the bagpipes
-I can walk around with my toes curled into fists, on the knuckles of my feet
-I have grooves (not cavities) in my molars that are so deep I can pull an unburdened red wagon by tying fishing line to the handle and putting the hook in the grooves

 

[KarumaK]

Walk the walk and talk the talk.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

That's telekinesis, shadowgaunt

How about the power...to move you

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

I can say words.

 

[BladeOfAkriloth]

i can answer almost any question, even if the answer doesnt technically make sense...

(i say almost so i have wriggle room )

also, i can keep a lie going for years ^-^

How much? i lied 5 years ago about how i got the scar on me arm and they believe me to this day ( though they didn't look into it to much, me parents).

 

[VincentX3]

I can get a boner over ANYTHING

 

[benaka]

I can focus on a thing then i only see that one thing very clearly

 

[Socken]

I can raise both my eyebrows individually. And also look straight with one eye and to the left with the other.

And I can name all 151 original Pokémon in the correct order.

 

[traceur_]

Out of everyone I meet on a regular basis, I'm the only one that can do flips.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

I can get a boner over ANYTHING

Source? At least picture evidence is required, otherwise this'll be edited out.

 

[Radav]

I can give girls orgasm just by looking in their eyes

 

[XJ-0461]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

It's young Nastyman! Are your powers really comparable to Wonderboy's?

 

[VincentX3]

I can get a boner over ANYTHING

Source? At least picture evidence is required, otherwise this'll be edited out.

I AM YOUR FATHE-...

....

THE SOURCE!

 

[Rafe]

I can usually wake up without an alarm at whatever time I need to be up.

Unlucky, I also pride myself on that ability.

 

[Skeleon]

I'm the only person I know who enjoys coffee (black, no sugar) more than the alternatives.

 

[sky14kemea]

i can answer almost any question, even if the answer doesnt technically make sense...

(i say almost so i have wriggle room )

also, i can keep a lie going for years ^-^

How much? i lied 5 years ago about how i got the scar on me arm and they believe me to this day ( though they didn't look into it to much, me parents).

wait lemme count.... *does weird maths*

7 minus 1.. 6, around 6 years? XD not that far from you, touché my friend

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Two words..... laser vision

 

[BladeOfAkriloth]

i can answer almost any question, even if the answer doesnt technically make sense...

(i say almost so i have wriggle room )

also, i can keep a lie going for years ^-^

How much? i lied 5 years ago about how i got the scar on me arm and they believe me to this day ( though they didn't look into it to much, me parents).

wait lemme count.... *does weird maths*

7 minus 1.. 6, around 6 years? XD not that far from you, touché my friend

Hell, i could lie for ever about where i did my hair-do, i want to know what about!

 

[Cowabungaa]

I can make a scaringly real imitation of a mosquito. The sound, obviously. What you think I had wings? I wished...