Things you dont say or do at a funeral

[sb666]

"you know i was the last person to sleep with them" Anyone know where that's from.

 

[YouEatLard]

You act like you clowns actually liked him/her.

Hmm... well plus side, for once in his/her life.... he/she doesn't stink today.

He deserved it.

*Realistic*
Ok, stop crying, they wouldn't have wanted it. You* go find some catering for 100. You* go find me at least two kegs.... neither had better be Bud. And you.... you go find us and this dead guy some place where we can get hammered and celebrate the dead bastard's life.

 

[Pegghead]

Let's say the guy who died's name is Bob.

"Hey Bob, heard ya died, BUMMER DUDE!" yelled straight into his open casket. Then you proceed to go to the toilet upon poor old Bob.

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Do not play ACDC's Highway to Hell.

Do NOT play Voltaire's Zombie Prostitute.

Unless the deceased requests it in their will or something.

It's also not a good idea to play the Eulogy song (The Chaser one) either during the funeral or immediately afterwards either.

Also, don't make comments about digging up the deceased and using their brain or whatever in your evil mad scientist plans...Actually saying you'll mess with the person's corpse after they're buried is a definite not to do in general.

 

[rabidmidget]

Describe a pessimistic/atheist view of the afterlife to young children.

It wouldn't even be a challenge to try and make them cry.

 

[niege]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDSq5xbFchE
is all i've got to say
EDIT: I don't know how to embed movies or pitures.

 

[teebeeohh]

when my grandpa was buried a couple of years ago the priest kept talking about what a great family man he was(which he wasn't) so my dad stood up and said something along the lines of "bullshit, come on son, we are hitting the bar". I felt wicked cool standing up (i was 16) but to this day i rarely talk to this side of my family

 

[AngryLawnNinja]

DO NOT STREAK WITH A BUNCH OF YOUR DUMB BUDDIES

Cheers from Holland!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

when my grandpa was buried a couple of years ago the priest kept talking about what a great family man he was(which he wasn't) so my dad stood up and said something along the lines of "bullshit, come on son, we are hitting the bar". I felt wicked cool standing up (i was 16) but to this day i rarely talk to this side of my family

I'm not sure if that's awesomely truthful or terribly insensitive.

 

[ethaninja]

Never laugh loudly. Never.

I'm the descendant of an extremely Atheist father, who hates everything religion, me and him both find being in a church/etc funny... I can't help it =/

We laugh at Weddings taking place in those buildings. I try and shut myself up best as possible, but his laughing starts my laughing.

 

[Kurokami]

Never laugh loudly. Never.

Been there, done that.

"Hahah..."

Everyone looked at me and I'm just like "Oh, I was remembering somethi-Sorry..." (and at that point its pretty much impossible to stop laughing)

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"Ba ba dum, dum, dum, another bites the dust..."

Alternatively;

"Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!"

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"God I've got a hard on the size of that coffin"

Courtesy of Green Wing

 

[monkey_man]

"you are next, buddy"

 

[Dr. HeatSync]

I can't believe no one's mentioned the Giggle Loop. We have examples, but not how it actually works:

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[ultimateownage]

"You know, I tapped that."