Things you dont say or do at a funeral
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The last funeral I went to, I had to suppress laughter because they played 'I never promised you a rose garden.' I didn't know it was an original song and had only heard The Suicide Machines punk version. I really had the urge to play it on my phone as we were walking out, but managed to control myself.
Do not stand up and announce, loudly, the following:
"Well I'm bored. The atmosphere here...
*put on sunglasses*
"Is dead."
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well I'm bored. The atmosphere here...
*put on sunglasses*
"Is dead."
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[HEADING=2]"Great person, he (or she) will be missed... Where's the food?"[/HEADING]
niege said:
For youtube do this: [pootube=whatever is behind the equals sign in the url for the video]
Replacing poo for you, obviously.
For images right click the image, hit copy image location then do this.
[ img] blah blah blah [/img]
(no space for the first , I just did that so I could show you.)
I hope that makes sense to you![/spoiler]
Replacing poo for you, obviously.
For images right click the image, hit copy image location then do this.
[ img] blah blah blah [/img]
(no space for the first , I just did that so I could show you.)
I hope that makes sense to you![/spoiler]
"You know, he/she liked me the best."
"Yeah yeah, we've all seen the body. When's the will reading?"
"Oh god! I hope they don't do that bad of a job on me when I die!"
"So... when do the strippers get here again?"
Also, do not insist the deceased is just playing an elaborate joke on you, and force them out of the coffin.
"Yeah yeah, we've all seen the body. When's the will reading?"
"Oh god! I hope they don't do that bad of a job on me when I die!"
"So... when do the strippers get here again?"
Also, do not insist the deceased is just playing an elaborate joke on you, and force them out of the coffin.
Don't show up in your zombie costume, mumbling BRAAAAINS.
Don't show up stark naked, either. But then again, that's a good rule in general. Great, now I'm thinking how weird a nudist funeral must be. Are they dressed in black body paint?
Don't show up stark naked, either. But then again, that's a good rule in general. Great, now I'm thinking how weird a nudist funeral must be. Are they dressed in black body paint?
Wait, so you actually did that? Did you out him by that, as well? That'd be priceless, man.Quantum Roberts said:
Unfortunately no
Funny a fucker as I am, I don't think I could do that to someone. Well not without cuase anyways.
Never say what I said during a funeral over a particularly attractive corpse: "One thing I like about the dead: they can't say no."
"Wait, shit, this body is not properly disposed of! You have to turn burn it, or Grandpop here will start prowling around for brains while Uncle Abe is telling that one fishing story, and I don't think any of us have a chainsaw to deal with him then!"
