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KapnKerfuffle

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I hate how they portray computers in movies. The interface is this nice GUI menu system with all of these slick fade in and fade out transition and yet the hero is clacking furiously to "hack" into it without using the mouse once. And the super-hackers (think Die Hard with a Vengence) wouldn't have those slick interfaces. They would have the boring, no-bullshit ones to have the optimum processing speed.
 

SnipErlite

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How all clothes that people steal/borrow always fit perfectly...
Hence why Indiana Jones trying to steal a Nazi's uniform and failing because it didn't fit was an awesome moment...(Y)

OT: Unnecessary romantic subplots...not every lead guy and girl need to get together, but they almost always fucking do.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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Kaboose the Moose said:
I don't expect movies to be completely realistic. I like suspending my disbelief for the sake of something looking cool but there are some things that just make no sense. Furthermore, you find that, on top of being completely stupid, these tropes are in every single movie.

The three major ones for me:


Cocking a gun to intimidate someone

So the bad guy has his gun to someone's head, trying to get him to talk. Dude won't talk, so the bad guy cocks his gun. Oooh, dramatic

But think about it. It either means that:

1) The gun wasn't ready to fire before, thus the earlier threats had no real weight behind them, or

2) The gun was ready to fire before, thus the action is completely redundant (it's even sillier when they "pump" a shotgun to show that "shit is going to go down" because that just ejects the shell..a perfectly good shell

So what's the point? I get that there's the intimidation factor, but come on, if the dude isn't already intimidated with a gun in his face, cocking it isn't gonna do much.

Worse than when it's being used to intimidate is when the person had every intention of firing and only waited to cock the gun at the last moment to look cool.

But even if you want to ignore how stupid it is, it's still completely played out. It seems like every movie or TV show that involves guns does it at some point. It may have been dramatic once, but its done to death.


Knocking people unconscious with a hit to the head

Do you know what happens when people get blunt force trauma to the head? The cerebral cortex can become bruised - contused, axonal injury due to stretching can occure, or in the worse case, they can die.

Oh, but not in movie world. Get hit on the head and you just take a nice little nap. Every time, because nobody ever swings hard enough to kill or soft enough to do nothing. And after you wake up, the only lingering health problem is a bit of a headache.

And again, this is something that happens all the time. Often several times in one movie.


Shooting things makes them explode

Mythbusters ruined this one for me.

It doesn't matter if you have a barrel full of gasoline. Shooting it isn't going to make it ignite. A bullet is a small piece of metal going really fast. There is no fire involved past the firing process. It won't ignite anything. Maybe, maybe, there's a slim chance that it could spark and that spark will cause ignition, but that's unlikely at best. You can't shoot something combustible and reliably expect it to explode.

For a long time I have been willing to suspend my disbelief far enough to allow for the big fiery movie explosions over realistic explosions because they're cooler to watch, but the time has come now. I cannot idly watch as commonsense takes a back seat with Hollywood action movies. If it has to be an unrealistic explosion, at least come up with better ways to deliver it.


Yes, I know it makes me a total nerd to be faffing about with trivial things like these, but I don't care. Any time I see any of these three things, it makes my left eye twitch. Oh and don't even get me started with turning every production into 3-fecking-D. Life is already in 3D, if you can't be arsed to put some realism into your explosions then don't add "realism" via 3D and have me fork out more money and spend 120mins wearing goggles that nap on the bridge of my nose.

Are/is there any similar things that you experience in movies that you have gotten irked about?
you got this from cracked

OT: I just want movies to actually have a story, since there are only a handful of actually good movies coming out.
 

BlastedTheWorm

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KapnKerfuffle said:
I hate how they portray computers in movies. The interface is this nice GUI menu system with all of these slick fade in and fade out transition and yet the hero is clacking furiously to "hack" into it without using the mouse once. And the super-hackers (think Die Hard with a Vengence) wouldn't have those slick interfaces. They would have the boring, no-bullshit ones to have the optimum processing speed.
Wasn't it Die Hard 4 that had to do with the hackers?

But I agree. I fucking hate how hackers are in the movies. In fact, computers in general. It's all complete bullshit.
 

Siyano_v1legacy

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I think it have been mostly said here but hey!
Mostly a tv tropes for this post heh
1) 3D Gimmick, 90% of the film don't deserve it and don't need it, stop this gimmick to make more money out of a slight change on a regular film

2) Super well trained "vilains" minions never seem to know how to aim a gun

3) Remake, sequel. I don't mind a trilogy but when a film is about to make is 8th movie in less than 5 years, somethings is wrong, I'm looking at you "SAW"!

4) Never dieing hero, alway happy ending and all kind of this thing

Just my thought
 

Mr. Omega

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Shakey cam. F*** you, Blair Witch Project for making it popular! It adds false tension, making the camera shake more at the action scenes so they don't have to actually film it.

3D. F*** you, Avatar for bringing back this fad! 95% of movies that use it just shoehorn it in to increase ticket ptices. Case in point: Clash of the Titans. An ok movie with shoehorned 3D.

Romantic Comedies. The entire genre. There is one Romantic Comedy movie. How, you ask, when there are all the new films out? Simple. THEY MAKE THE SAME MOVIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! And it's not even a GOOD movie! Hell, most of the time they don't even hire different actors!

Spoof movie. Meet the Spartans. That's all I've got to say on that.

Everyone in the movie is this dreamy, luscious model of a human being in tip-top shape. I want a movie where the chubby, glasses wearing guy saves the day without some BS excuse to make him into the ubermench.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Teal and Orange [http://theabyssgazes.blogspot.com/2010/03/teal-and-orange-hollywood-please-stop.html]
Dude WTF! i think that article just ruined the entire film industry for me. now i'll be more conscious of that... like a dead pixel. thanks!
OT: Game movies. why? Marky mark.
 

Okysho

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Kaboose the Moose said:
Okysho said:
Someone paid a visit to cracked.com didn't they?
I have ready their various articles, yes. Alas however, I was inspired to write this after a binge movie session that involved all the Die Hard movies and that expendable movie..called Expendables.

Four bottles of Bundaberg Rum later...
Oh dear... you poor soul... I feel your pain
 
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Realism.

Seriously. Movies try too hard these days to be realistic. Remember when the entertainment industry was about entertainment and not arty-fartsy stuff with a message?
 

EeveeElectro

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According to Hollywood, it's okay to cheat on your partner.
Just because you like someone else whilst in a relationship you can kiss them.
Nooooooooooooooo! I hate it, it's in so many movies. Break up with your partner if you're not happy!
 

Geekosaurus

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That weird clicking noise a gun makes when somebody points a gun. They're not cocking it, so unless the slide is rattly it shouldn't be making a noise!
 

Thomas Rembrandt

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Wangst! I noticed wangsty stupid drama between a friend and his companion. Not gay in the books, in there it was subtle and justified, but the movie for some reason turned it up to eleven. I hated it. It just wasn't neccessary at all.
 

Thomas Rembrandt

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That is so not what happens in the books. Sam certainly never abandoned Frodo over some stupid food incident. My argument is valid, they added this stupid and unnecessary drama just because Hollywood convention said so.
 

Infernai

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The constantly shoe-horned in romances that are pretty much in every movie. If you are going to have a romance in your movie, fine, but if it doesn't fit and is simply shoe-horned in for the sake of a cliche then it just pisses me off because it distracts from the more important things...like things blowing up, and epic one on one fights.
 

Clunks

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Happy endings. Okay, not so much happy endings as the in-built guarantee of a happy ending. That sinking feeling when a film starts and you know, immediately, that the guy's gonna get the girl, the good guy's gonna save the day, (worst of all) the character you just saw isn't really dead. It's a safety net, usually found in family-friendly movies but it's even worse when it you see it in adult movies. I call it the child-catcher.
 

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the obligatory gratuitous sex scene. Don't get me wrong, but I can't stand the absurd sex scenes that add nothing to the movie...Watchmen I have my eye squarely on you my friend.

It just cheapens the whole movie. It can be so much more enticing to not see what happens, than it is to see man-butt and boobs and be like, yup that's what's happening...

I guess it makes easier for the writers/director as you don't have to be subtle, but damn I just can't stand it in movies...it's usually when I take my pee-break to be honest.
 

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It's a bit odd how no one ever needs to reload or runs out of ammo unless it's dramatically convenient. A machine gun on fully-automatic will use up a clip of ammo in a matter of seconds, but movie characters keep firing away like there's no tomorrow.

Also, you know how in almost every romantic movie ever, someone needs to sprint through airport security to meet their lover and prove their devotion? Doing that will net you several years' prison time.
 

Jroo wuz heer

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*Kneels next to loved ones corpse, camera pans up and out as they look up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?