Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Firetaffer]

What's a girl? Is it some kind of fish? I believe I ate one the other day, it's a bit tasteless without enough tarter sauce but was good enough.

 

[Teh Flembo]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

This.
Jesus Christ. THIS. THIS. THIS. THIS. Fuck sake.

/MentalBreakDown

 

[jebussaves88]

Wave her penis at traffic. She's far too much of an exhibitionist.

 

[thahat]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

i'm not sure using the term 'trained' is acceptable outside of a D/s relationship, better way of saying it is: 'Helped her out of that bad habbit' Makes it sounds nicer...though they pretty much ammount to the same thing.

you are quite correct XD, since its not a D/s relationship XD, better to say that we both smoothed each others edges off a bit

What's a D/s relationship? :S

dominant/submissive

one of the two mostly chooses whats going to happen, the other goes with it.
usualy concentual, somteimes... not so much ( think of people beating their wife >.< )

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Just say things outloud that are obvious and everyone agrees on.
Ex: Professor assigns massive amounts of reading due for the next day, girlfriend will say, "Oh that's stinky"

it just bugs me..

 

[faspxina]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...

that is the equivalent of men looking at girl's boobs,
you have to live with it bro

I know, but sometimes it feels so demeaning to us, men.

 

[Tears of Blood]

I beg the differ, there was once a time when I "Smooth-talked" (smooth-talked being the layman's way of saying that I said a bunch of things she couldn't quite get a grasp on) a girl into the sack. I didn't talk about the implication and generation of nuclear fusion cores, I just used larger and rather more unused, words to convey a standard and valid point. Before you go on about how, "Girls don't get "jiggy" with that talk in one night!" (or however the hell you might say it) first off... You're right, it didn't take the magical one-nighter, I just acquired her phone number, called 2 days later, had a 3 dates, had sex, then "figured out" that we're just not meant for each other. Which wasn't too much of a problem, since I wasn't looking for a relationship anyway. Overall, it took about a week, but I didn't mind. Mindless beast sex, largely integrated into our society by large "Frat" individuals, isn't quite the saucer of Sake that I like. I like to look my "lover" in the eye, knowing their interests and dreams during intercourse, even though it is inevitably useless. Of coarse I'm not really the one sex - one girl type of guy anyway. I do enjoy relationships.

That wasn't so much of a statement, as me pointing out that in that case, you certainly weren't getting anywhere with that woman because of your logic.

 

[The DSM]

Not existing.

Curse you solitude!

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

she keeps not existing all the time

 

[D0WNT0WN]

"What are you thinking?"

Fuck off with that question.

 

[Kenko]

She didnt choose me....

 

[Les Awesome]

the most annoying thing she does is not exist

 

[InnerRebellion]

The "Well I heard -insert random bullshit here- from -insert random person here-, so it must be true!".
Or the, "I can't hang out with you today, I have to -insert random important sounding activity here-." "Oh... okay. Call you later." -go on Facebook/Twitter/whatever: her status is "Omg best day with my best friends ever!!!"-

 

[Metal Brother]

My girlfriend keeps asking when I'm going to leave my wife. What the hell is wrong with this girl??

 

[Odbarc]

We think the same thing about you, dude. It's not just us vagina owners that can be crazy.

Liar!

 

[Communist partisan]

My ex allways tryed to make me jealous so I kicked her sweet ass out.

 

[Tomster595]

She's always not existing, it's very annoying.

 

[Phoenix09215]

My previous girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot her Birthday. She didn't even let me get a word in... she didn;t realise I had planned a surprise party what we were going to after she met up with me >.> She wanted to get back together but I'm too stubborn...