This game SUCKS! The complainer complains about minor mistakes in great games.

[blankedboy]

So this thread is basically for you people to make your complaints known. Hyperbole is perfectly fine as you'll see with my review, but just let flow your own or perhaps even your first review. Mine is.....

Blah blah blah ignorance bile shit bollocks malarkey etc

Well done. You've completely sided yourself as a Microsoft fanboy, a dick, and a dick who can't accept the concept of innovation. "zombies run at you slowly"?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. CAN'T YOU ACCEPT SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE?

 

[blankedboy]

oh really ... really? ya cool NO left 4 dead is fucking awesome go hang yourself with goat intestine

Either you are the best at making sarcasm believable, or you are incredibly thick skulled and probably a complete and utter idiot. I hope, for your sake, that you are good at sarcasm.

He's right, though.

 

[Cliff_m85]

So this thread is basically for you people to make your complaints known. Hyperbole is perfectly fine as you'll see with my review, but just let flow your own or perhaps even your first review. Mine is.....

Blah blah blah ignorance bile shit bollocks malarkey etc

Well done. You've completely sided yourself as a Microsoft fanboy, a dick, and a dick who can't accept the concept of innovation. "zombies run at you slowly"?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. CAN'T YOU ACCEPT SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE?

Read the title, then comment. Hint: great games.

 

[Jaqen Hghar]

I'm gonna adress a major flaw in the first two Fallout games. They don't have gamepad support. Think about it! Some gamers have played Fallout 3, and like, really want to play the first two. So they get the games, and fire them up. And they are like: "Hey, this is gonna be awesome! Let's press A to continue. Hey. This doesn't work. Why doesn't it work? What shit is this! FUCK IT!"
So I think Bethesda should have thought about that before releasing the first two games without gamepad support. It's weak and full of fail.

(Not sure if I did this right, but at least I'm not ripping the TC a new one because of his "hatred" towards L4D
Hides from Max... >_> )

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Super Mario Bros. 3.

It made me think jumping on bullets would kill one. Instead I got shot in the foot.

fuck you go lit yourself on fire and die in some fucking hole

Jesus H. Christ, dude! I know you're new but that kind of crap gets people banned.

*Snip*

And on another note, I've finally become terrified of Max.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Like Yahtzee, but less yellow and British.

That would make a nice promo slogan for AVGN.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

3 im an very agresive and angry person so deal with it you fuckhead

No. How about you deal with a ban? I've seen folks eat a permaban for far, far less.

When you CHOOSE to visit The Escapist, you modify YOUR behavior around the website. The site does not shape itself around your behavior, especially if your behavior is that of a spoiled, angry, obnoxious 10-year old with a book of his daddy's swear words.

1 im not english or american
2 i cant spend 2 hours just find a word on an internet forum you fucktard

You can't look up proper spelling or grammar, but you can take the time to insult people with or without provocation. I noticed you spelled the swearing correctly. I assume you learned English from a Tarantino movie. Actually, you would come across as much more intelligent if you had.

Addressing everyone else, I'm happy to see at least 2 other people who have basic comprehension of the English language. Maybe I can get another review up here soon. If enough of us get into doing this thing right, maybe all the dolts fine individuals will start to "get it."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

3 im an very agresive and angry person so deal with it you fuckhead

No. How about you deal with a ban? I've seen folks eat a permaban for far, far less.

When you CHOOSE to visit The Escapist, you modify YOUR behavior around the website. The site does not shape itself around your behavior, especially if your behavior is that of a spoiled, angry, obnoxious 10-year old with a book of his daddy's swear words.

1 im not english or american
2 i cant spend 2 hours just find a word on an internet forum you fucktard

You can't look up proper spelling or grammar, but you can take the time to insult people with or without provocation. I noticed you spelled the swearing correctly. I assume you learned English from a Tarantino movie. Actually, you would come across as much more intelligent if you had.

Addressing everyone else, I'm happy to see at least 2 other people who have basic comprehension of the English language. Maybe I can get another review up here soon. If enough of us get into doing this thing right, maybe all the dolts fine individuals will start to "get it."

We can only hope.

And I was about to say, I love Tarantino.

 

[Sparrow]

So, you didn't like the game because the characters were too balanced and Valve wasn't specific about what a zombie is.

...are you purposefully flaming? I can't make out whether you want us to take you seriously or not. And if not, that review definitely wasn't funny.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

So, you didn't like the game because the characters were too balanced and Valve wasn't specific about what a zombie is.

...are you purposefully flaming? I can't make out whether you want us to take you seriously or not. And if not, that review definitely wasn't funny.

Well, first of all, the "review" is in Gaming Discussion. That's a hint. And then there's the title... And the pages of discussion where the game is pretty much given away.

But criticizing the review on the basis of it not being funny is perfectly valid. In fact, it's just about the only valid complaint that can be made about any of the reviews in this topic. See, we're doing a bit of Jonathon Swift here, don't ya know.

 

[Sparrow]

So, you didn't like the game because the characters were too balanced and Valve wasn't specific about what a zombie is.

...are you purposefully flaming? I can't make out whether you want us to take you seriously or not. And if not, that review definitely wasn't funny.

Well, first of all, the "review" is in Gaming Discussion. That's a hint. And then there's the title... And the pages of discussion where the game is pretty much given away.

But criticizing the review on the basis of it not being funny is perfectly valid. In fact, it's just about the only valid complaint that can be made about any of the reviews in this topic. See, we're doing a bit of Jonathon Swift here, don't ya know.

Eh, I'm having a slow day. I thought everyone was being serious.

Ahem. Continue with your comedy folks.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

So, you didn't like the game because the characters were too balanced and Valve wasn't specific about what a zombie is.

...are you purposefully flaming? I can't make out whether you want us to take you seriously or not. And if not, that review definitely wasn't funny.

Well, first of all, the "review" is in Gaming Discussion. That's a hint. And then there's the title... And the pages of discussion where the game is pretty much given away.

But criticizing the review on the basis of it not being funny is perfectly valid. In fact, it's just about the only valid complaint that can be made about any of the reviews in this topic. See, we're doing a bit of Jonathon Swift here, don't ya know.

Eh, I'm having a slow day. I thought everyone was being serious.

Ahem. Continue with your comedy folks.

Ce n'est pas un problem. We all have off days.

At least you didn't ask who Swift was, and follow up by flaming the OP for L4D "bashing."

 

[Carbonhunter]

I think the idea of zombies has been changed so many times that they can almost anything. So saying they HAVE to stumble is reduntant.

So i´m reduntant?.Zombies stumble.It's a simple fact.No it makes no sense.But it makes more sense then having them run.

Why? Crickets that have their mind taken over by tapeworm type creatures still move naturally, as do ants, caterpillars and snails with the same mind-controlling types in them.
I suppose it all depends on how badly eaten the human had been before being made into a zombie.
Take the dogs on resident evil, they could move like fuck lol

 

[Fat Hippo]

All right, time to rag on another one the greats: Doom. Ah yes, fun times to be had, punching, sawing and generally just exterminating all the bloody and colorful denizens of hell. If it weren't for one thing.
What the hell is up with that stupid little head at the bottom of the screen. Always looking from side to side like some shifty drug dealer. Is he paranoid? Are things happening at the edge of the screen that we'll never see because they disappear as soon we try to look? We may never know.
And the bleeding. It's so goddamn unnecessary. We can see how much health we have, okay Id Software, we don't need some little bloody head at the bottom of the screen to tell us we're screwed. When we only have 2 health left, we are 100% aware of the fact. So why do we need that goddamn head to PISS US OFF!? HUH!?
But the worst thing about it: It's not the head of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Good ol' Noldy. If it was, I could forgive this, but it's just some generic guy who's supposed to look tough. But it has been scientifically proven, PROVEN I SAY, that nothing is tougher than the Schwarz. Just imagine him reciting one-liners like "Hasta la vista, baby" every time you kill an enemy. Hours upon hours worth of entertainment. And he wouldn't constantly look from side to side, but straight forward, 'cause everything he needs to kill is standing right in front of him. Not to the sides. Right in front.
Seriously, I wonder, sometimes, whether game developers think these thing through. Seriously, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just think about it.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

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That would make a nice promo slogan for AVGN.

I've heard of him, I think.
Reviews (or swears at) older games, right?

That's him, he is also the person who came up with Super Mecha Death Christ 2000, in his Mario 3 review, where he works out that Mario 3 is the most Satanic game ever made.

for that he deserves respect...

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/33161

 

[DanDeFool]

Supreme Commander and Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance

Okay, I guess this is kind of a major complaint, but the micromanagement in these kinds of games drives me absolutely insane. It's a lot better than in some other games, but I shouldn't have to tell every single fucking unit to concentrate their fire on priority targets, move while attacking (DODGE THAT FUCKING ARTILLERY FIRE, YOU PILLOCKS!), or stay in formation while moving.

The only RTS series that I've seen which handles micromanagement well is the Dawn of War series.

 

[Jenova65]

I'm not too surprised people can post and appear intelligent if they tried, some people just don't.

If what's-his-name could appear intelligent, I would have to concede my position as "Best Liar Ever" to him.
He'd have earned it.

Seriously, dude, I have 3 children, my bladder is not what it once was, please could you stop being so f**king funny, it isn't fair, or clever ;-)