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Kodlak

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Kiefer13 said:
Lost.

Beat that.

Seriously, whenever it answers a question it gives you ten new ones.
I had only just managed to forget all the confusion that show caused me! That is an evil show! *goes and cries in the corner*
 

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RossyB said:
"The Reallity Dysfunction" by Peter F. Hamilton. I picked it up on a whim as I wanted a decent sci-fi to read.
It literally threw you in the deep end and the first 4 chapters gave me headache. There was no explanation, no backstory or anything. You were just expected to sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride.

It did turn out to be the most awesome sci-fi book/series I have ever read.
Terrible ending though...
Terrible ending... HOW VERY DARE YOU! (Although I do agree about the first 4 chapters being one long WTF moment.)
Well...not the first book, but the end of the series. Three massive books for the story to end in a handful of pages. If you look up Deus Ex Machina in the dictionary, you see the Nights Dawn trilogy. They still are the most awesome sci-fi books I have read though, ending aside
 

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the Rockey horror picture show. it makes relative sense till the end then it just completely breaks the fourth wall.
 

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I read the first Twilight book before the satanic fangirls orgasmed at it's name. It made no sense to me, maybe because I lost interest after page twelve.
 

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Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end
such a great movie *nicholaxxx seal of approval'd*
 

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Shultzy gets the blues.....it was sad a at the end i was just like WTF. plus it was in german and i don't speak german so there was a language barrier. now that i look back on it despite all of the film awards it was tarrible (so bad i ca't spell lol)
 

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T-Bone24 said:
2010: Odyssey Two. The book.

When Dave Bowman's pure energy form began scooting around Earth, I had no idea what was going on. I kept reading, and then it made sense.
towards the end i started going unh ok just nodded and smiled, maybe my feeble mind could not grasp it but it was still good in the parts where i could understand it....
 

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Mr Smile said:
politisoin
You aren't even trying.

Also, I guess I would have to say... The Vangaurd? it was an awful Bollywood movie and it sucked balls.
 

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Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight
woman dead man left holding baby
goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute
man baby and prostitute go on adventure together
naked fire fight
evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin
fire fight
baby and prostetute go live in a tank
fire fight
man kill politisoin jump out plane
mid-air fire fight
man blows docters face off
man blows evil guys innards out
man prostitute and baby live happily ever after
the end
It was really fun to watch though.

I felt like a Man after watching it.
 

Ekonk

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Pretty much the beginning of Oryx and Crake.

A man named Snowman lives in a tree. He wears sunglasses with one lens missing. He wears a baseball cap. He carries a sheet over his shoulders. He wears a broken watch on his wrist. Apart from that he's naked.

He is the last man on earth, yet there are other people who live as animals; naked in the woods, they eat plants and know no love, no rejection, no jealousy and no war.

And it is all Crake's fault.


(It makes perfect sense after a while; almost every question you might have is answered in an awesome fashion, but in the beginning there are just questions, questions, questions.)
 

Oh That Dude

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Triarius492 said:
minority report 2 hours of my life i'll never get back
That movie was alright, pretty fucking weird, but alright. I just about understood it.

Anything by Philip K Dick. Apart from maybe a little bit Blade Runner. Anyhow, go and read Ubik and tell me you understood it perfectly first time.
 

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Well, i decided to, by popular demand, read Ender's Game. I found it an amazing read, and finished it in 2-3 sessions. I then picked up Speaker for the Dead and promptly put it down with a resounding thud a few chapters later.
 

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Jamienra said:
StonkThis said:
Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end
Isn't that Shoot 'Em Up? Sounds similar.
read top line
I don't know how I missed that...
 

xqxm

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VegetaPrinceofSaiyans said:
yeah...Family Guy...probably the most inchoherant, unfunny show i have ever had the displeasure of watching but hell, this shit is like twilight anymore, you cant leave your goddamn house without having someone be like OMG I LUV FAMILY GUY LULZ GIGGITY GIGGITY! and it's fucking annoying, anything that happens in that show is compleatly fucking random and no matter what happens it has no goddamn effect whatsoever on what happens in later episodes, it is just just a clusterfuck of ideas thrown together by a couple of semi-retarded 12 yr olds with bad mouths and dirty minds for their age
No no, manatees.
 

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lasherman said:
The miniseries The Prisoner. I've never seen the original one but the new one was retarded. "Okay, so this guy's going to help him, but then he dies and is never mentioned again, so maybe that was just a dream, then a giant floating balloon kills three people in a tunnel and THAT's never mentioned again, so maybe that's just a dream too. After about two half-hearted escape attempts he just stops trying, and just complains for the rest of the series, so maybe he suffered serious head trauma or something..."
The Original is my favourite series of all time! But to be truthful makes about as much sense as Yfronts filled with Rabid Monkeys! I am hoping the new series is good, but Im pretty sure it won't be!
 

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Trivun said:
MGS4. Yeah. I went there.

Otherwise, the Borat and Bruno films seemed to be random plot used loosely to stitch together a load of randomly occuring scenes that make no sense whatsoever but just happen to be pretty hilarious. Pretty retarded films, on the whole. Yet still amazingly awesome...
:O
It made perfect sense. And i never played any other ones. You just have to have a small amount of info on the series and then watch every single cutscene in MGS4....maybe more than once XD
 

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ElephantGuts said:
Well there's this game called Modern Warfare 2...

If that game had writers they all must have been incapacitated or semi-so throughout the course of the game's development. Either that or they were farm animals or were intellectually equivalent to a farm animal.
*sigh*This again. Alright, what didn't you understand? It wasn't presented in the best possible ways, but the story is coherent, I assure you.
The story was neither sensical, well-presented, or tactful.

Take, say, "No Russian" (For anyone else reading this-SPOILERS).

Makarov was clearly a well-know, easily identified Russian terrorist. During the attack he wore no mask, and must have been picked up by dozens of security camers within and outside the airport. Survivors would have seen the same. It would have been obvious he committed the attack. But because they find one American body there, they decide the Americans launched the attack?

Besides, how did they know he was American? He was a deep undercover CIA operative, I doubt he had his US passport or driver's license in his wallet, nor could they dissect his vocal cords and found out he spoke English. And even if they did find out an American was part of the attack, how in the hell would that lead to one superpower invading another? That man does not represent the entire United States.

Or take Captain Price. He launches a nuke that blows up in the upper atmosphere, or an EMP warhead or something. It looked pretty awesome. Now...what did that accomplish? Really? Wow, Washington D.C. has no power now. The Russians are going to give up their invasion of the entire country and go home?

Also, of course, smaller questions. What the hell was the ACS module, and how did it help the Russians invade the US (as I assume was what was supposed to happen) if it was recovered? Whatever happened with the Brazilian arms dealer? Who was that Raptor guy you were protecting? What was the importance of the guy in the saferoom and his briefcase? How did Russia manage to invade the United States, with the most powerful military in the world, at will? Such a massive operation would be a tactical and logistical nightmare, and probably almost impossible. Where was the entire US Navy or Air Force, and the US's nuclear weapons stockpiles?

Oh yeah. Why the HELL did General whats-his-face kill a bunch of international special forces soldiers? What did that accomplish for him? They were certainly only helping him and didn't seem to pose a threat in any way. And what about that "Shadow Company" you fight in the last mission or two? Where did they come from? Are they Shepherd's (I just remembered his name) personal company of bodyguards or something? Shouldn't they have been introduced sometime so we know who we are fighting? And whatever happened to Makarov? He was made out to be the game's main antagonist, and then he's completely forgotten about for some US general. That was...a satisfying conclusion?

I shouldn't have these many questions from a campaign that was so damn short. There were many more things that didn't make sense than things that did. Plot concepts started and ended abruptly and seemingly at random. Things rarely went anywhere or tied together. The campaign looked and played great, but there was simply no writing. If this is considered good storytelling I may as well render myself deaf, dumb and blind and go live in a cave somewhere.
 

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There are alot of things that I could say, but my most current "wtf? Oh well, I suppose it'll all make sense soon" Thing is flashforward, because while I completely understand the plot, the characters actions are a bit retarded.
And there are people dropped in as supposedly developed characters and you think "What? Who's that? Oh yeah, the person who has had a 30 second appearance in two other episodes."
In general, it all sounds a bit ridiculous, but I'm sure it will fit a loose definition of sense at the finale.