This shit has to stop.

[TacticalAssassin1]

I'm sorry, but the Mantyhose is where a line is crossed. Women wear it because their legs are curvy and smooth. Even from a fashion perspective, it doesn't make any sense for men to use them.

That's a woman, and can never again be a man ever again. Ever....fucking...again.

WHYYY???
Why does that exist?!

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

i thought a Murse was a male nurse

 

[kurokenshi]

I cannot unsee! Burn it with fire!

 

[Tizzmarelda]

I shall muster the Rohirrim.

"There armor is weak below the Marf and manties" - Legolas

 

[Neverhoodian]

It's stuff like this that makes us northern Californians want to break away from the southern half and form our own state.

In all seriousness though, this insistence to call traditionally women's attire by different names simply because some men wear it is absurd. Most women nowadays wear t-shirts, but there was never a movement to call them "she-shirts."

If these guys are cool with wearing these clothes, then they should be comfortable enough to call such attire by its proper name.

 

[Viirin]

"Differently abled" No douche, I'm disabled. It's not a superhero power to have my legs fall out from under me and hit my face on the ground or to have my elbow randomly go out of socket while trying to use my cane to stand. No, not 'differently abled'. *welds mechanical boxing glove full of plastique and rusty screws to the front of a runaway train and rams it into whoever came up with that to begin with*

 

[Viirin]

Spoiler: oops

Site double posted me.

 

[Daverson]

Well, this is just straight up bloody ridiculous.

So, in the spirit of historic revisionism metasocioengineering (I love words like that, you can use them anywhere and no one will try to question it, it's like the intellectual equivalent of "promoting synergy"!)

Mandals: A Germanic tribe that unsuccessfully colonized what is now South Africa. Their entire tribe was wiped out when the now extinct South Africa Walrus (which they considered a deity) was afflicted by a rare strain of rabies, and developed an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

Murse: Slang for vampire. Believed to be coined from the Finnish "Mursu" (Walrus), due to the elongated fangs of these insidious creatures being mistaken for the tusks of the magnificent Walrus. (indeed, many Scandinavian monster hunters still mistake vampires for werewalruses, even in these modern times)

Mewlery: A juvenile quisling.

Meggings: The fragments of a roast dinner that inevitably get stuck to the bottom of the tin.

Marfists: (singular "Marfist") Followers of the religion of Marfology, the ritualistic worship of the now extinct South African Walrus.

Mantyhose: A firehose of exactly 4.5m length. Used mainly aboard merchant submarines.

Manties: Mispronunciation of "Manatees".

Mirts: From the acronym "Multiple Independent Re-entry Trowel". Generally considered the apex of atomic age gardening tools.

Meels: A portmanteau for "meals on wheels".

Now, go forth my minions to Urbandictionary! Spread the word! D=

 

[Benny Blanco]

Rant incoming.

This. http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/mankinis-murses-and-man-bags-a-glossary-of-mens-fashion-terms-2550341#photoViewer=6

This has to stop.

And not just with the "mirts," or "mankini," and the dreaded "man-bag" but the retarted combination of words. Like "staycation." Its not a stay at home vacation. It means your fuckin broke. That garbage is worse than everything having to be "PC" (politically correct for those of you who might not know)


Mandals = Man sandals
Mewlery = Man jewlery
Marfists = Man scarfs

I'm pretty sure these articles are not gender specific in the first place- men have worn jewelry, sandals and scarves for millenia without needing the fact that they were wearing the male-specific version.

Portmanteaux have become more popular in the last few years but I think they reflect general laziness and lack of creativity rather than the fault of any one city.

 

[Laser Priest]

These aren't as much validly used terms as they are cross-dressers trying to pretend that what they do isn't creepy.

 

[The Human Torch]

Rant incoming.

This. http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/mankinis-murses-and-man-bags-a-glossary-of-mens-fashion-terms-2550341#photoViewer=6

This has to stop.

And not just with the "mirts," or "mankini," and the dreaded "man-bag" but the retarted combination of words. Like "staycation." Its not a stay at home vacation. It means your fuckin broke. That garbage is worse than everything having to be "PC" (politically correct for those of you who might not know)

Ill give you a run down of the worst for those that dont feel like rotting their brain by clicking on the link.

And feel free to post your own most hated word combinations.

Mandals = Man sandals
Murse = Man purse
Mewlery = Man jewlery
Meggings = Man leggins
Marfists = Man scarfs
Mantyhose = Man pantyhose
Manties = Man panties
Mirts = Man skirts
Meels = Man heels

This is just a very small minority of 'fashion-experts' that try to have a few celebrities wear their products. It will never go beyond the cat-walk and/or the red carpet. Let's rest assured that the womanization of men will never go beyond David Beckhame. And thank God for that.

 

[saruman31]

Proud wearer of "Mandals" and i don`t give a fuck. There is no other item more unisex than that.

 

[ryderawsome]

mandals? when have sandals become a girls thing?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'm with the majority I think.

Sure guys, wear handbags, scarves, heels and skirts, but they're not man anything. They're just what they are, adding 'man-' doesn't fool anyone.

No-one has seen anyone women wearing 'femtrousers' right?

 

[kurokenshi]

Well, this is just straight up bloody ridiculous.

So, in the spirit of historic revisionism metasocioengineering (I love words like that, you can use them anywhere and no one will try to question it, it's like the intellectual equivalent of "promoting synergy"!)

Mandals: A Germanic tribe that unsuccessfully colonized what is now South Africa. Their entire tribe was wiped out when the now extinct South Africa Walrus (which they considered a deity) was afflicted by a rare strain of rabies, and developed an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

Murse: Slang for vampire. Believed to be coined from the Finnish "Mursu" (Walrus), due to the elongated fangs of these insidious creatures being mistaken for the tusks of the magnificent Walrus. (indeed, many Scandinavian monster hunters still mistake vampires for werewalruses, even in these modern times)

Mewlery: A juvenile quisling.

Meggings: The fragments of a roast dinner that inevitably get stuck to the bottom of the tin.

Marfists: (singular "Marfist") Followers of the religion of Marfology, the ritualistic worship of the now extinct South African Walrus.

Mantyhose: A firehose of exactly 4.5m length. Used mainly aboard merchant submarines.

Manties: Mispronunciation of "Manatees".

Mirts: From the acronym "Multiple Independent Re-entry Trowel". Generally considered the apex of atomic age gardening tools.

Meels: A portmanteau for "meals on wheels".

Now, go forth my minions to Urbandictionary! Spread the word! D=

Hey don't be dissrespecting our dead walrus!

 

[Nyaliva]

...um...moobs?
Anyway, some of these are just wrong. I'm not one to oppose remarks that I lack masculinity but...man pantyhose? But pantyhose is a woman's clothing!!!!!
Seriously, I don't mind these things, I simply can't stand 1) the people who come up with it and 2) the people who actually think it's a good idea and use it all the time.

 

[Nyaliva]

I'm with the majority I think.

Sure guys, wear handbags, scarves, heels and skirts, but they're not man anything. They're just what they are, adding 'man-' doesn't fool anyone.

No-one has seen anyone women wearing 'femtrousers' right?

Brilliant! I'm going to start using that.

 

[ascorbius]

I have nothing to add but my distaste.

I've noticed the steady feminizing of the poor defenceless bloke.
It's like it's a crime to be manly ( and I don't mean in an unwashed Viking kind of way ).

Men should not wear makeup.. we should not spend hours preening and choosing the best handbag to match our high heels before we go out.. Who is this for? Is it to attract women? Seriously?

I appreciate that a lot of women are attracted to pretty things, but most women are attracted to Men ( apart from the ones who like women ).


Now that's been said, I'm now taking a bottle of bleach to my brain to remove the stains.