Those one liners that cause you to *facepalm*.

[Singularly Datarific]

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

 

[OMGMOO]

We had a driver education day at our school, where they showed us graphic images of car accidents.

A girl in our grade, out loud to the whole classroom: "Do toes grow back?"- a serious question.

***FACEPALM***

 

[Kielgasten]

Oh wait, discussion... Erm, I guess the time we were given a written spelling test in my English class. As in, it was written... i.e. "spell onomatapaeia" WTF... We all kinda think our teacher was high when she came up with it. Worst part is, some people got some WRONG!

Wait...what? You're complaining that the test was hard, and then say that some people got some questions wrong was the worst part? *facepalm*

You, sir, are fail

Haha, dude, you need to rethink that one ;-)

(/facepalm)

 

[Buizel91]

well i have many tails from college, ooo the amount of face palms ive had this week

first one from the teacher

Mark: right you'll be having me for the 2 hours, Dave had to go to a meeting.
*Dave opens door* Dave: Morning everyone, oo sorry am i early *looks at watch*
Mark: you said you had a meeting!
Dave: yes i do... tomorrow

i have to say its one of them face palms where laughing is also involved.

second one from a student

Jason(teacher): get off face book Asif!
Asif: im not on face book!
10 mins later
Jason: Right lets go for a break...come on Asif.
Asif: ok...let me sign out.
Jason: of what?

yeh he's a retard
*sigh* am i the only sain one in that class, even the teachers are dulali tap

 

[Dr. wonderful]

We had a driver education day at our school, where they showed us graphic images of car accidents.

A girl in our grade, out loud to the whole classroom: "Do toes grow back?"- a serious question.

***FACEPALM***

Is this the part where I complained about the IQ of the human race?

Anyway, someone in my class asked if was possible to actually become a werewolf, because he saw the wolfman film and wanted to make his own werewolf.

EVERYone Facepalm.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

"If you're hungry, try a bite of your friend" from Doomsday.

That is one seriously terrible movie.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

"Your mom ___ ____ _." and "Ohmygosh EPIC FAILZ."

 

[Klarinette]

"I'm not a racist but..."

Always makes me facepalm...epicly so.

My immediate response: "You are so."

One-Liner a friend came up with earlier this week: "Are you from Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong!"

... *facepalm*

I groaned, and then I laughed through a facepalm.

Also, a girl in programming class: "So, what's the difference between Microsoft Word and Windows XP?" ...*facepalm*

 

[Raticate5]

No joke, today a straight A student in all honors asked this question: "Wait, -pause- are mouses animals?"

 

[maninahat]

Whilst visiting Florida, a shop assistant at the register noticed my brother's accent. She asked him where he was from. "Britain" he said. "Oh," she replied, "you speak good English".

 

[maninahat]

One-Liner a friend came up with earlier this week: "Are you from Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong!"

... *facepalm*

I'll remember that one for later.

 

[Cekil1]

"It's quiet... too quiet."

"All due respect..." or "With all due respect..."

That's all I have off the top of my head.

 

[Octorok]

Whilst visiting Florida, a shop assistant at the register noticed my brother's accent. She asked him where he was from. "Britain" he said. "Oh," she replied, "you speak good English".

....Buh... I don't even.... did she?

Americans can be funny. Stupid British people aren't funny, only Americans.

 

[Mr. Gency]

"I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT!"

 

[Gladion]

"We HAVE to save..." yuck.

"Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"

 

[Nobodyman]

I remember a friend who thought the main character of 300 was Achellies.

*epic facepalm*

 

[secondcircle]

A girl in my yr 11 class (i.e. she was 16 going on 17) asked who the Nazis were. AFTER watching Schindler's List.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Here is one I said today

"Lets make like your girlfriend... and blow."

Facepalm away...