Those one liners that cause you to *facepalm*.

[MercenaryCanary]

Also, every line from the Maiden of Grief in WoW.

I'd say nearly every line from every WoW boss. There are some I like, because they sound fucking stupid, it makes me laugh.

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.. is my contribution.

White trashy enough for ya?
Sadly I get a lot of these examples.

We were in history class, learning about World War I.
Someone asked why there was only one.

 

[Jaker the Baker]

"The Game!!!"
Go away, nobody likes you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"I have a black friend..."

 

[DrummerM]

Resident Evil 5

"Youse two are just in time for the fireworks show, BOOM!"

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

The infamous Jill Sandwich line springs to mind.

 

[Hiram88]

Oh wait, discussion... Erm, I guess the time we were given a written spelling test in my English class. As in, it was written... i.e. "spell onomatapaeia" WTF... We all kinda think our teacher was high when she came up with it. Worst part is, some people got some WRONG!

Wait...what? You're complaining that the test was hard, and then say that some people got some questions wrong was the worst part? *facepalm*

You, sir, are fail

He was explaining that the test was easy
*facepalm*

Come on guys... I totally meant to do that...

OT: Little kiddies on PSN that talk the talk, but can't walk the walk

 

[Snowalker]

My classroom's level of vocabulary.. They dont even know how to speak in their own language!

I would agree, but I'd have to know your class, because if you're talking about words like Frugal, I mean seriously, I only know one person other than I who knows what it means and I wouldn't expect a lot of people to know what it means.

 

[zana bonanza]

Whenever someone asks, "Are you okay?" when you're obviously very injured.
Or any scene in a book/movie/etc where one character is hanging on the edge of a cliff or whatever, and the other character trying to save them goes, "Don't let go!"
No shit, right?

Oh, and pretty much every line in that live action Street Fighter movie.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

@ Everyone posting stupid questions asked by classmates: Those are not one-liners. One-liners are cheesy, sometimes badass, puns which one says to an enemy right before doing something awesome. Want an example? Watch almost any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

As for bad one-liners, how about anything "Mr. Freeze" says in Batman and Robin.

 

[Puddz]

'Your Mother' or any kind of think like that.
Would that count?

 

[Serge A. Storms]

"You know what I like most in a woman? My dick"

 

[floppylobster]

My friend's boyfriend -

"It's like one of those 100 monkeys with a 100 typewriter things."

 

[zohmbee]

A girl in my history class:

'How do you spell USSR?'

Oh Good Lord... that's just... wow...

OT: My class was discussing the Olympics and one girl chimes in: "So, did we win the Canadian Olympics or the American Olympics?"

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

" Bethesda! "

*Facepalm*

hahahahaha

 

[JPH330]

"That's what she said!"

Well, most of the time, anyway.

 

[Deadpewl]

Pickup line: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but baby, I'll make your bedrock.

...

They made a song out of that...its quite horrible.

OT: All your base are belong to us.