Those one liners that cause you to *facepalm*.

[Kiba Bloodfang]

"I don't know what you are... but I know I'm going to kill you." >:I
-Alex Mercer

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

[HEADING=1]Midnight Club: LA[/HEADING]

Racer 1: I'm writing a book about you! It's called "The Loser"!

Player Character: Are you sure its not an autobiography?

 

[Snowalker]

My classroom's level of vocabulary.. They dont even know how to speak in their own language!

I would agree, but I'd have to know your class, because if you're talking about words like Frugal, I mean seriously, I only know one person other than I who knows what it means and I wouldn't expect a lot of people to know what it means.

Well it's in my language (Greek) so you wouldnt understand, but they are fairly common words like "approachable" to cite one example.

Oh, then yeah, I would agree.

 

[Salviar]

Alex Mercer made me break the facepalm record.
I think the people who designed the Dialogue just used a template.
___________ IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
___________ IS THE KEY
___________, HE'S GOT TO BE THE KEY TO EVERYTHING!

I really agree with this! Every time I saw his mouth move I had to mute the t.v.

 

[Scythax]

A friend of mine in Biology asked in all seriousness to the teacher "Hey Sir, does that mean that theoretically, a tree could evolve into, like, a horse or a dog or something?"

/facepalm's all-round.

 

[carpathic]

A girl asked in class if the Titanic was real.

I heard the exact same thing in my history class. People are stupid no matter where you go.
.

I worry that I will recognize one day that I might be one of the stupid ones...

 

[Trifixion]

"And now...the full ninety percent!"

...from the English dub of Return To The 36th Chamber. Awesome kung-fu flick, by the way.

 

[Ledan]

EVERY SINGLE CSI MIAMI LINE EVER!

 

[Dublin Solo]

Star Wars Episode I. When Obi-wan says "I've got a bad feeling about this!" 5 minutes into the film, I facepalmed.

When Jar Jar Binks appeared on screen, I facepalmed as well.

 

[MattRooney06]

from the mortal kombat movie

One girl: Your alive???
other girl: too bad.....you....shall die

oh dear

 

[Catchy Slogan]

"I'm not a racist but..."

Always makes me facepalm...epicly so.

Same thing with "no offence but..." If you say something offensive to me, shock-horror, I'm going to be offended.

 

[Scrythe]

From Silent Night Deadly Night 2, 1987.

Check out the eyebrow waggle while he's delivering his line.

 

[WitherVoice]

Mine's from real life, in something like junior high school. It must be fifteen years or so ago now. We were learning... religion, I think, and we were on Islam (my country is predominantly... well, secular, but most religious people are christians). The teacher was telling about Muhammed's flight from Mecca to Medina, and how this event was of such import to the muslims that they count it as year zero. Then my friend breaks in to the conversation, not even a trace of sarcasm...

[my friend]: "Oh yea, was that the time when he split that lake in two?"

*facepalm*

But it wasn't over, oh no. Another friend, this one a girl, tries to tell him in a slightly hushed voice, which sadly for her carried through the entire classroom...

[other friend]: "No you moron, that wasn't him, that was Jesus!"

 

[Angerwing]

Alex Mercer made me break the facepalm record.
I think the people who designed the Dialogue just used a template.
___________ IS THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS
___________ IS THE KEY
___________, HE'S GOT TO BE THE KEY TO EVERYTHING!

My favourite?

"TAGGART!!! YOU SUICIDAL MORON!!!"

That whole mission, I was thinking "Shit, why is he so pissed at that guy?"

"DIG IN, LIKE IT'S GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE!"
"NOTHING CAN STOP ME. NOT MEN, NOT WEAPONS, NOT ARMOUR!"
"NO-ONE CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME!"
"KEEP RUNNING YOU BASTARD!"
"NOT EVEN YOUR BEST MEN (man?) CAN STOP ME!"

It's kind of ridiculous.

OT:

 

[Angerwing]

Pretty much anything I say while playing Modern Warfare 2. Someone has to lighten the mood, man. Some such examples are.

Killed a guy crouching beside a garbage can. "Looks like I just took out the trash."

Killed a guy while he was in the restroom of the Estate level. "Looks like your shit out of luck."

Killed another guy in the Estate level when he was running thought the greenhouse. "Looks like your pushing up daisies now!"

I've got plenty more but I can feel everyones blood lust from here.

I had a good one. I was playing one on one with my step-brother on Terminal.

He sprinted at me to knife me, for the first kill, and I managed to kill him.

Me: Hey Luke.
Step-brother: Yeah?
Me: No rushin'.

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

'You're not dead are you?'

 

[HellbirdIV]

"I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH!"

Ah, Superbitch Prime, do you ever fail to disappoint?

 

[Angelus SnV]

Given the timing i wonder if this'll be considered bad taste:

Lost Boys 2: Edgar draws two stakes: "Who ordered the Stake?" or after busting a vamp's head with a holy-water filled balloon: "Pop goes the weasel"....

These quotes make it hard to explain why i actually liked the movie....

 

[wax88]

My friend used this pick up line on a girl he liked:

"Baby, I'm a real estate agent, and I've got some property for you on 'Boner Way'!"

Yes.. He did get the girl. However, in his defense for actually using that line, he is a very charming and charismatic fellow with the ladies. Not that I'm jealous or anything.. [small]Lucky bastard![/small]

He actually said that and it it worked??. Excuse me, I have to go kill myself now.....

That's what I said as I watched it.

if you are reading this, then it means i am no longer of this world. i had to kill myself after reading a post like that... goodbye world, and to the people from the escapist, it may not be long, but was nice knowing you...

 

[Pickman]

While in a portrait painting class after a half-hour of thorough instruction a girl {why is it almost always a girl in this setting} asked if she had to paint the face.

These people breed you know.