Those stupid shirts you see people wear

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Beowulf DW

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A cousin of mine has a shirt that goes like this:

Front: I am a bomb technician.

Back: If you see me running, try to keep up.
 

The Shade

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Admittedly, I tend to wear a lot of novelty shirts...that and a helluva lot of Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, and Hendrix shirts.

"You say Heretic like it's a bad thing."
"Oceanic Airlines: Offering first class flights to remote destinations!" (Lost joke)
"Pastafarian" (with accompanying pic of FSM)
"I cast Dispell Moron...what? You're still here?!"

etc...

I also seem to have more gnome-themed mugs than most people should own.
 

FenrirsWilly

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Most of them are just dumb, and of course I like the one that I wear.

Text is more or less "DON'T STEAL, the government hates competition"

The Don't Steal part is in large red letters with the rest in small white letters below it.
 

RetiarySword

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Best one I've seen, and getting, is a man and a woman at the alter, and a caption what says 'GAME OVER'
 

GenericWit

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EmperorDude post=18.70398.730578 said:
Most stupid/offensive shirt I'm aware of is a baby shirt that said "Daddy's little bastard".
Wow... that doesn't even make me laugh. It just kinda creeps me out.

How about shirts that are supposed to be offensive but really just make you laugh. One of my friends has a shirt that has the pyramids on it and says "Slavery gets shit done."
 

maxusy3k

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A lot of t-shirt slogans are actually pretty funny, enough to make me smile, it's just that now I've seen pretty much ALL OF THEM about 2151651565 times.

I usually buy shirts from www.topatoco.com - it's a webcomic site and a lot of the designs there are really cool even if you don't read the comics. Somebody linked a 'ninja's can't catch you if you're on fire' shirt up there, I bought that for a friend for his birthday.

I think the only one I've seen recently that stood out to me was a simple black shirt with plain white lettering which read "This is my favourite t-shirt" then underneath "(I really like it)". I don't know why, but I thought that was awesome.
 

Copter400

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I own a T-Shirt that says, "Rock is Dead. Long Live Paper. And Scissors." Not sure how much of a douche that makes me.

Having spent a year in an Asian country, I'd say the silliest thing I've ever seen are matching outfits for couples. I mean, come on. There's entire shops dedicated to that sort of thing.

Doesn't help that all the guys in Shanghai carry their girlfriend's purse, either.
 

Hey Joe

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My best shirt is my "Maybe if this shirt is witty enough then maybe somebody will finally love me" shirt from XCKD
 

Dommyboy

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Best shirt ever. Merchant from Resident Evil 4 saying one of his many propositions.

http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/07/re4_merchant_diy.jpg
 

K.os Theory

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i saw one in Japan the other month that said " you say tomato i say F*** You! "

I don't know why but it made me laugh...
 

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People like to wear a shirt that has someone else's joke because they suck [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisLoserIsYou?from=Main.YouSuck] and can't make one themselves. So they need the joke to pass on its cool points to them. Shirts of popular things like shows or games is okay though, since a joke from the game/show means you support it.

Though the best shirt I have says "Now better in more places" people assume its sexual until they see the back, and its an ad for Rogers wireless or something haha.
 

Jazoni89

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I love those Confucius say tee-shirts. I had a friend one upon a time when i was still in school that wore one, it said:

"being a virgin is like being a balloon, one prick all gone"

I seriously couldn't count how many times i laughed at that one.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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One that makes me wanna punch the hell out of the people who wear them are the "Lead, Follow or Get out of the way" shirts.