Throw Something Else!

[Mookie_Magnus]

I catch the shoe and go Cinderella on you.

I throw Suiseiseki IRL at the next poster.

 

[Timotei]

I block myself with myself (PARADOX! OH SHI-)

I throw myself at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I swat you with a fly-swatter.

I throw a bucket of dead flies at the next poster!

 

[Timotei]

I put up a screen door.

I throw a screen door at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I cut through the screen door.

I send mosquitoes at the next poster.

 

[KenzS]

I catch malaria instead.

I throw myself at the next poster!

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I cut you in half with a kitchen knife.

I throw your spleen at the next poster.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I catch it and give it to Goat to supplicate him.

I throw an empty bottle at the next poster.

 

[Timotei]

I hit it back at you with my head.

I throw Michael Bay at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I dodge him, and an explosion erupts behind me.

I throw Jarate at the next poster.

 

[Timotei]

I ignore your silly attempts to hurt me.

I throw a Yarmulke at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

That's a dumb name!
I jump up and down on whatever he/she/that is.

I throw a Medabot at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I tear it apart with a pair of massive electromagnets.

I throw a sheep at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I make a sweater out of the wool and steaks from the rest of it.

I throw the Blue Screen of Death at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I dye it orange, and it eats me.
(Because it is orange! Get it? Haha, it's funny 'cause it's true...)

I throw Blac-Man (Pac-Man's african-american cousin) at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I kill him, stuff him, and add to my collection of dead, stuffed, rare video game characters.

I throw my dead, stuffed, rare video game characters collection at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I burn it. Your life's work is now gone.

I throw a red hot horseshoe at the next poster.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

It hits me and burns an imprint.

I throw a Baby Baboon at the next poster

 

[GodofDisaster]

I raise him to become my servant.

I throw another MW2 thread at the next poster. (Feeling evil today)

 

[Lambi]

I use the Banhammer on it, banning it permanently.

I throw Batman at the next poster