Throw Something Else!

[Lambi]

Apple smells purple.

I throw purple-smelling apples at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I try one, and decide that I don't like the taste.

I throw a broken keyboard at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

Is'T rahd to rit no it.

I throw Sean Connery at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I look at him.

I throw A pencil at the next poster.

 

[Smagmuck_]

It catches me in the eye.
Ouch...

I throw eggs at the next poster.

 

[Timotei]

I scramble them.

I throw the shoes that were thrown at George Bush at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I attempt an awesome George Bush-style dodge, but fall over backwards and bang my head on a desk.

I throw a computer mouse at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

Ha! I swallow it, engulfing the magical energies of the Mouse. No difference, but now I can use a computer... with my mind!

I throw an unladen swallow at the next poster! (How fast it goes is a matter of weight ratio and air-speed velocity of course)

 

[Cassidy129]

I throw an...wait, is it an African or a European swallow?

I throw two halves of a hollowed out coconut at the next poster.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I use them for something creative.

I throw Jupiter at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I stand with a smug grin n my face because I know it's a gas planet so it'll pass right through me. Then I am crushed flat by it's atmospheric pressure. You win.

I throw a Vogon at the next poster!

 

[Kud]

i stand looking confused trying to think of what a vogon is... then bam! i is dead.

i throw my dead body at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I'm perplexed as to how you did that. Then I realize I have a corpse lying on top of me. EEEEEW!

I throw the Blu Scout at the next poster.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Blu scout? Bam. "Ow"

I throw the shovel I used to bury AshPox at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I lick it. It tastes oddly of liquorice. And blood of course.

I throw a 1950's era sitcom at the next poster!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I laugh at it's old dried up humour.

I throw Mars moons Phobos and Deimos.

 

[Cassidy129]

I think "look, it's some moons." Then the potato shaped one crushes me and explodes the Earth's core.

I throw the asteroids created by the exploded earth at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shoot them out of the sky, making smaller asteroids.

I throw my destroyed moon base at the next poster.

 

[Cargando]

I catch it, repair it and send it back as a gift.

I throw an impressionist painter at the next poster!

 

[Sam G]

I cut his facial features off and glue them back on in odd positions. Now he knows what his paintings feel like. That is to say, in tremendous amounts of pain.

I throw a youtube poop at the next poster.