Throw Something Else!

[Lambi]

I take the shurikens and add them to my shuriken collection.

I throw up at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I am mildy inconvenienced. Then I get sick and stay and home for a few weeks.
I throw a troll at the next poster.

 

[GodofDisaster]

To keep myself safe I burn it.

I throw the troll's burnt remains at the next poster.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I report the remains to the mods. Banhammer is summoned.

I throw a mod at the next person. (In a way that's completely respectful to the mod, of course. )

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I barely dodge his/her banhammer, then take it and burn it.
I throw the ashes of the banhammer at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

The ashes scatter and do not affect me.

I throw Jarate at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I cough.
My cover is lost. I get pwned.

I throw a massively swollen eyeball at the next poster.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I catch it in my mouth and eat it. It tastes like ice cream with pickles and cheese.
I throw Luigi's hat at the person below me.

 

[CounterAttack]

I catch it and put it on, turning into Luigi. I immediately declare myself better than Mario in every way.

I cast Flare at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shout "you fail" and use level 30 finger of the mountain (infinite magica ftw)

I cast finger of the mountain.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Thank god that wasn't directed at me.

I throw a cake with a hammer baked inside of it at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I use an anvil as a shield.

I throw a dead Imperial Guardsman at the next poster.
[sup]RIP Mr Unknown Imperial Guard...[/sup]

 

[Metric Monkey]

I start an investigation to identify the causes of death.

I throw a series of questions about the Imperial Guardsman at the next poster.

 

[Aqualung]

I block the Imperial Guardsman's questions with a THIEF!.

I through Istanbul (Not Constantinople) at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I catch Istanbul with my supersized gravity gun.

I throw a paladin at the next poster.

 

[fanklok]

i block with george w bush by casting brave the elements and choose white

i throw the mace of molag bol at the next poster (enjoy your useless weapon)

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler: i got this for you pararaptor

and yes it is still useless putting it on a flamethrower doesnt make the absorb strength have a duration

i counter with laser cat

i throw the croatian national army

 

[therealsomeguy]

I block by spawn camping

I throw an army of grammer nazi's at the next poster