Throw Something Else!

[Azraellod]

I take out the bulb and put it in my mouth. As a result of me getting hit by lightening a few years back, it turns on.
Yes, I know that wouldn't work...
I throw an encyclopedia at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I block it with my Failshield.

I throw Unforgotten Realms at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I sidestep.

I throw stolen pixels at the next poster.

 

[CounterAttack]

I sell them to a fence.

I throw Project Polybius at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I dodge it, since I don't know what it is.

I throw a troll at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I hit the troll for 13 fire damage.

Then I throw a punch at the next guy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My nose breaks.

I throw another troll (me) at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I hold out a baseball bat so you hit into it and then I throw the bat.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I remain injured as the bat falls on me.

I throw an actual bat at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

Ozzy catches it but I bite Ozzy's head off and spit it at the next guy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I run off.

I throw Dio at the next poster.

 

[Code Monkey]

I google image search "Dio".

Spoiler: Who the hell is this guy?

I throw a Uwe Boll movie at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get my life force sucked away.
[sup]To answer you question: He started the practice of metal fans using the horns symbol, was the second vocalist of Black Sabbath and sung this song:

Spoiler

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[CounterAttack]

I throw Hail Fire's lack of thrown object at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

Uh...
I catch... nothing?
Then I throw a rainbow at the next guy.

 

[Code Monkey]

I am filled with joy.

I throw an explosive banana at the next poster.

 

[Zeromaeus]

I take 239 dmg.

I throw magicky-death at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

Blocked.
I throw a salvo of bullets at the next guy.

 

[Code Monkey]

I take a slight step to the right.

I throw Spoony's FFVIII review at the next poster.

 

[oppp7]

I catch it, read it, and throw a biscuit to the next guy.