Well done OP. Had me hooked for a while (especially since my ex had no motivations in life other than to get married and have kids, and she became super depressed when she realised it wasn't the 1950's anymore), but in the end it turned out to be another jab at Faux Noise's impeccable reporting. I also learned earlier today that apparently Germany gets more sun than the US, and before that that Egypt was in the Middle East!