I've already established over the course of a ridiculously long serial that I had written some time ago that my girlfriends and wives over the course of the Escapist would be numerous, friendly, and terribly messy and ridiculous. As such, I get the feeling that marrying anyone would end in a bad way for everyone involved, likely leading up to my demise.
As such, I would neither wish myself upon any lovely Escapists, nor subject them to becoming widow(er)s due to said inevitable demise. Unless I bring them to the underworld with me, which is a likewise unpleasant possibility.
If I did have to choose, though, I would probably pine endlessly over [user]Galletea[/user]'s hand in marriage, which I would never get. I'd want [user]Puppeteer Putin[/user], [user]Aylaine[/user], [user]sky14kemea[/user], [user]ThePoodonkis[/user], and [user]Shivari[/user] to be in any theoretical wedding party, simply because I'd love to burden them with responsibility.
There are a whole bunch of names I should be dropping simply by virtue of my friendship with them over the space of years on this site. I'd also want [user]Susan Arendt[/user] doing the majority of either planning or ministering, if only for the sheer amount of simultaneous excellence and cute that would result.
