Hmmm...
1st Grade: There was a bomb-threat toward the school. We had class in the local cinema that day.
New School:
4th Grade: Someone lit some toilet paper on fire in the restroom. Not that big a deal, really.
New School:
5th Grade: Kid threatened to bring a 6-Round revolver to school, he told his teacher who he was planning on shooting with said 6 rounds. The principal's best course of action? Change his teacher. Nothing more.
6th Grade: Kid threatened that he had a bomb in his locker. They sacked the last principal and hired a better one. So the MPs got involved, expelled the kid, parents got in HUGE trouble by the Army, and he was expelled from Department of Defence Dependent School System. A bit much, but jeez kid, don't threaten Army peoples' children.
Same area, New School:
7th Grade: Fights on a regular basis, people having poop-fights in the restrooms, knives, death threats, beatings, just all around not a fun place to be.
New School:
12h grade: Two guys got In School Suspension for "Fighting". It was actually just a thumb-war, but it caused a huge ruckus, and the principal had to get involved. Still funny to see, though.
That, and two 9th graders having oral sex in the Home-Ec room.
Oh, and one kid at graduation flipping the audience the bird. Many people were not amused by that.
And in the Junior high, two of the teachers having sex in the parking lot. One of them got a DUI a few weeks later. They still work there.