Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.

[the-messy-ghost]

I saw some kid take a massive steaming dump in the middle of a crowded hallway.
I suppose that is more weird than crazy or dangerous though.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

My art teacher was arrested for having sex with a minor using a foreign object.

God, that takes me back. My geography teacher in secondary school got done for that. and foreign object was a hockey stick. I don't even want to know how that worked...

Other than the above, someone I knew threw a chav through a glass wall cabinet. They were both idiots, but the kid getting thrown had it coming.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Worst thing I've seen happen was someone's locker filled with fireworks exploding. That was fun. My school was boring in that regard, thankfully.

 

[rokkolpo]

The worst thing that happened at my school was probably when someone nearly poked someone's eye out.

It was an accident though.

 

[MagnusShalefist]

Back in the early years of primary school a friend of mine tried to kill himself in the mess hall, which was full of people at the time. It sounds worse than it is, though, because he tried to commit suicide by not breathing. He just kept his mouth closed and clamped his nostrils shut with his fingers.

 

[Tartarga]

Someone at my school once tried to get high off of the propane gas thingies in my science class. Yeah, she wasn't the smartest spoon in the toolshed if you get my meaning.

 

[MadeinHell]

Well most people were carrying condoms... I don't think that counts as a weapon (unless someone is HIGHLY allergic to latex)...

One thing I can think of was that one occurrence when one guy (who I didn't personally know) threw some home made TNT into a toilet. Nobody got harmed but there was no wall between the toilet and the corridor for about a year.

Oh and our chemistry teacher got fired. Cool guy, told us how to make TNT and stuff. I'm not sure why he was fired though...

 

[Dead_Man]

I remember when I was in high school that my school had lockdown on june 6, 2006 (666). Their was a bunch of goth kids who snuck in the office and hijacked the intercom to play some Slayer. They ran off before they we're caught, but they called the school saying they were coming back with guns to shoot up the place. The school went on lockdown and the cops came to search the school for the kids and to keep an eye on the school. Turned out they were in the corn field outside the school, smoking weed, drinking and laughing at the commotion they caused. That was the scariest day of my life.

 

[GWarface]

A buddy of mine lit a girls hair on fire one day. He got two days of in school suspension (they put you in a room, by yourself, for two days and tell you to think about what you did). He slept through it.

Wait, they actually held him hostage for 2 days instead of sending him home?

OT: Now i remember a thing from what i guess is elementary school..
A pharmaceutical company in mid city exploded and the city was filled with what was believed to be toxic gasses..
Its fun to see how people react in such a situation...

Edit: Oh and i was once asked by a substitute teacher if me and my friend had some child pornography.. Though we didnt see him again, im still mad at how the teachers reacted when i told them.. It was like they didnt want to know and just wanted to push it aside...

 

[tehannihalator]

I went to a particularly awful high school, less than 20% of students left with 5 GCSEs.

I remember one incident where a boy in my class said something particularly nasty about my best friend. Her boyfriend, who was three years above us, walked up to us whilst we were lining up for a lesson and held a knife to his throat and threatened him - all in front of the teacher. Nothing was done. A deranged boy I knew sexually assaulted a number of girls in his class and threw a knife through another boy's foot. He was excluded for three days.

One of the teachers was recently convicted for sexual offenses against a 14 or 15 year old pupil, but there are a few teachers that are still there that should be investigated.

The school itself was declared to be "worse than a homeless shelter" by an OFSTED inspector. The school should have been shut down entirely, as is evident in these pictures:

Spoiler: Heysham High School circa 2006/2007

One of the better classrooms.

The exterior of the maths block after they tried to paint it in order to improve its appearance.

They left this awful sign up for at least two years, despite being told that it was obviously wrong.

The pictures don't even include the interior of the asbestos riddled "temporary" wooden maths block from 1974. The entire building shook whenever somebody inside it shut a door. It was condemned when I was in my first year of sixth form, but they continued to use the building.

We tried going to the media about this but were ignored.

Jesus Christ. If you jump up and down you won't even have to hire a demolition squad.

 

[Fuselage]

Wow...

I'm reading through this, and now I'm feeling kind of jealous...

I'm in a Selective School, the top one in the state, in fact, which means that here in Australia, you do this test, when you're fairly little, and after that, you get taken away from all the crocodiles and drop bears, told that now you probably won't have to carry a weapon with you ALL the time, and have your usual knife-fighting classes reduced to one a week.

Woah...Small World, I'm in a selective too, usually it's very safe and good, The school I go to is fairly good students, exceptions of course but still.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Well in my old school our Rugby team won a tournament between a few other schools and in celebration the team grabbed the Captain, tossed him in the boot of a car, drove him to the all-girl's school around the corner (it was an all-boys school were I was), stripped him and tied him to a lamppost.

EDIT: Some other guy thought it would be funny to sniff ground up chalk and rubber (See: eraser). The same guy also thought it would be a good idea to roll joints in class and have a teacher walk in and let him off with a funny look. We also barricaded the door to the classroom with school bags once.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Somebody once brought a LIVE MORTAR to school. Accidentally, though.
Also, there was some kind of inhaler smack habits going around, and a fight club that went on in the bathrooms.(Seriously!)

Also, several jackasses enjoyed covering their hand in Germ-X then lighting their hand on fire.

How the fuck do you accidentally bring a live mortar into school?!

 

[La Barata]

I typed a bloody novel before, but my internet ate it. TL;DR version: In grade 9, someone set my backpack on fire in the hall. In grade 10, someone attacked someone else with a shotgun in the parking lot and the school didn't bother with lockdown because the guy walked away. In grade 12, one of my VPs got fired for getting head in his office during school (LIKE A BOSS). Finally, they keep a shotgun under the desk in the office. That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

lawl. i was reading that head part and was like "wtf..thats awesome" then got to the like a boss part lawllll

which reminds me, i did walk by 2 people having sex in the hall during class one time. there was a hallway on the side of hte school with band/orchestra and stuff that no one ever used and i was using it to go to the bathroom as the one by my room was clogged up, and they were between a couple of lockers in a window sill thing straight up doin it right there. walked by casual as fuck like nothing was going on, and fyi perverts, they weren't good lookin folk at all.

Yeah, he was the single most epic guy I've ever met, it's too bad he's gone. Friends and I always imagined him during a zombie apocalypse:
*foyer filled with zombies. Kicks down the office door, shotgun in hand*
"Ain't gonna be no zombies in my fuckin' school!"
*BANG*
"EXPELLED!"
*BANG*
"EXPELLED!"
*BANG*
"EXPELLED!"
We all laughed *SO* hard because we could just picture him doing that *SO CLEARLY*

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Hurr hurr spontaneous combustion! ^-^

The most outrageous thing to happen in my school was us, taking over the school for 2 weeks, not letting anyone in. Needless to say that the damage to the building was not small. It's always those damn outsiders, they love breaking shit that doesn't belong to them.

I'm still wishing for a giant brawl to break out in our schoolyard. I have some serious anger issues I want to get out of my system...

 

[dancinginfernal]

I have a big mouth so I bring my knife with me sometimes just in case I get myself in deep shit.

Jesus Christ, though. I feel sorry for the kid, that's horrifying.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Several people smoke... I know some people do drugs... lots of macho posturing... the occasional fight...

Oh, and a few weeks ago a friend of mine got a nasty burn on the neck from drill bit that had spent the last five minutes spinning around in a copper plate.
Stupid chavs.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

The worst that happened at my school is a kid went nuts and stabbed a few people with a knife. I still have three years of High School ahead of me though. Something worse might happen.

EDIT: In Elementary my schools septic exploded and my school got flooded with sewage. A terrible, terrible day it was.

 

[faspxina]

Once there was this fight that was about to happen, but it didn't really happened, though everyone was psyched about it...