Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.
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D:KefkaCultist said:
OT: At my old school, the worst that happened was someone got thrown through a window (It was a ground floor one, so not too much harm done) Oh, and someone once got a caution from the police for attacking someone with an umbrella.
People smoke outside the front door. Someone got shot once, in the leg (with a shotgun made for hunting birds). I think the guy intended to kill, or at least severely injure, but he wasn't terribly bright and was (apparently) drunk at the time. Apart from that, nothing I've heard of. My school's fairly small... also I live in Canada (it may be among Canada's most crime-ridden cities, but it's still nothing compared to American major cities). Other than that, really just the normal stuff. Some people come to school high or drunk, some people use the lunch hour to get high or drunk and sometimes out-of-school brawls mean someone breaks a limb, but that's about it.
I know, right? That's why I thought it was such a good idea!A Pious Cultist said:
Tell you the truth, I wasn't planning on doing this like some unprepared idiot. I probably would have researched the necessarily safty stuff before hand to make sure nothing unfortunate happened.
Some kid pulled a knife on some other kid. And then bragged about it later. Then got "suspended until further notice". That was about a week ago.
Fights, drugs, typical public high school drama.
One guy showed up to a football game drunk and vomited all over the rows in front of him, so I guess that's something.
One guy showed up to a football game drunk and vomited all over the rows in front of him, so I guess that's something.
Holy crap...
The worst thing that ever happend, from what I hear, is some kid was leaning back in his chair, fell backwards, and cracked his head open...
The worst thing that ever happend, from what I hear, is some kid was leaning back in his chair, fell backwards, and cracked his head open...
At my school, we had some bomb threats, but nothing serious, and there never was a bomb. Just a threat and a suspicious map of the school.
In chronological order:
A science teacher got her hair caught on fire and at the time it was funny, but thinking back it must have been pretty terrible.
A teacher got bottled by some former students. I was at the bus stop when these people I recognised who used to be in the year above me were drinking/smoking weed. Anyway I assume they approached this teacher who shouted "stop....stop...STOP!" *smash* and then they just calmly walked away. He left the school shortly afterwards.
Druggies broke into the 6th form hut and burned a few holes into the furniture as well as leaving behind a fair amount of needles and other stuff, as well as stealing some things from the adjacent room that belonged to a teacher.
My customer services teacher when I was in 6th form came to school drunk and started talking about his ex-wife...we offered him a coffee and he then went on to teach the lesson somewhat. You could smell alcohol on his breath and shortly afterward he was kicked out.
Plus lot's of other crap.
What do you expect from a school that was the second worst in it's burrough and had to trick teachers from as far away as Australia, New Zealand and South Africa to go and work there. I had about 50 teachers in 5 years.
A science teacher got her hair caught on fire and at the time it was funny, but thinking back it must have been pretty terrible.
A teacher got bottled by some former students. I was at the bus stop when these people I recognised who used to be in the year above me were drinking/smoking weed. Anyway I assume they approached this teacher who shouted "stop....stop...STOP!" *smash* and then they just calmly walked away. He left the school shortly afterwards.
Druggies broke into the 6th form hut and burned a few holes into the furniture as well as leaving behind a fair amount of needles and other stuff, as well as stealing some things from the adjacent room that belonged to a teacher.
My customer services teacher when I was in 6th form came to school drunk and started talking about his ex-wife...we offered him a coffee and he then went on to teach the lesson somewhat. You could smell alcohol on his breath and shortly afterward he was kicked out.
Plus lot's of other crap.
What do you expect from a school that was the second worst in it's burrough and had to trick teachers from as far away as Australia, New Zealand and South Africa to go and work there. I had about 50 teachers in 5 years.
Dude, really?cocoro67 said:
Imma Rusian, how 'bout chu?
Always glad to meet another nerdy nerdington.
Together, we shall be beaten up by the students from other schools, us merry band of brothers. ^-^
Oh, and so I don't get Off Topic, here's a merry little treat for all you boys and girls out there.
A loooong time ago, at my old school, there was this kid, who was a total psycho. Mentally ill, is what I'm sayin'. Vincent, I think he was called.
In any case, while there are many stories to be told about Vincent, the first one I can recall, is that he once took a screwdriver, tried to stab one of the teachers in the eye, and then jumped out of a window, at least 2nd story.
The worst part about this otherwise run of the mill story?
This was in PRIMARY SCHOOL (meaning we were all 5-12 years old).
In middle school someone kept calling the office saying there was a bomb in the school. We had the bomb squad going through our lockers and shit regularly, and we actually had security guards hired in. This lasted for almost a whole entire semester. In the end it turned out to be some fat kid that didn't want to go to P.E.
Seriously.
This is where our tax dollars go.
Seriously.
This is where our tax dollars go.
What the f*ck kind of schools are you people attending? A grenade? Machetes? I lived in some bad neighborhoods where the schools required a metal detector, but holy sh*t. I don't know where you people live, but damn.
My primary school sports teacher was Keli Lane. You won't have heard of her, but it's kind of a big deal in Australia. She was this waterpolo star who killed her two day old baby daughter Tegan (allegedly). Yes, she was teaching me at my school after the murder took place, but the murder allegations and public of the missing baby occurred after I was at a different school.
The trial is still going on now, I think: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/7943323/truth-about-baby-too-dreadful-to-admit
The trial is still going on now, I think: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/7943323/truth-about-baby-too-dreadful-to-admit
Sleepingzombie said:
well, i dont know about that, because the two sources i heard it from was the resouce officer and a teacher who taught there at the time, and they were both people of integrity (and not stupid enough to forget that people would find out such a lie pretty quickly). its possible that both are true. its pretty easy to believe a decent, if absent-minded, man could set up a potential disaster the same way an unstable man could intentionally. like running a gasoline engine in a garage; the only difference between an accidental death and a suicide is intent.
mature fish, though.
finally! something i can joke about on this thread without feeling like i deserve to go to hell! except, its a sex joke, so id probably go to hell anyway.