Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.

[Amphoteric]

Some very intelligent boy tried to set our CERAMIC bathroom on fire

 

[William Dickbringer]

Jesus that image is what's going to haunt the classes nightmare for a while
my school didn't really have anything of this calibar just someone getting busted for a hit list and a rape list and somebody getting busted for giving someone a BJ in the back of the bus and two people got busted just yesterday for selling oxy cotton

 

[Kevin Lyons]

Last year at my middle school some dumbass 5th grade kid though it would be hilarious to write a bomb threat on the bathroom wall, making us walk half a mile away from the school and stand out in the cold of January for an hour before being allowed to go home... Nothing exciting ever happens here >=/

 

[Mattismen]

Someone called and said there was a bomb planted in the school. Turned out to be bogus but what really suprised me is that we didnt even evacuate the school... it "could" have been a real bomb

 

[coolman9899]

At my old high-school we had 4 senior dies in one year, 3 in seperate car crashes and one died of asphixiation from carbon monoxide.

awww man thats NOT the way i want to go... asphixiation man... *shudders*

 

[LarenzoAOG]

At my old high-school we had 4 senior dies in one year, 3 in seperate car crashes and one died of asphixiation from carbon monoxide.

awww man thats NOT the way i want to go... asphixiation man... *shudders*

Yeah, died in her sleep, nothing anyone could have done.

 

[Caligulove]

ugh, that's very disturbing to think about...

Burns are probably the worst injury I can think of

 

[Aesir23]

*snip*

Please do tell us more. The ones you've told so far have been so bloody entertaining.

 

[Sleepingzombie]

well, it was before i got there, but a science teacher from my first high school tried to kill a bunch of people by opening all the valves on the bunsen (spelling?) burners and leaving both doors to the room wide open. there was some event (think it was graduation, but i cant remember the story completely) that evening, and since school was closed that during the day, he had several hours to let the gas spread. fortunately, the resource officer was there and smelled something funny (good god, thats one dark unintended pun...damn), and found the source.

totally leaving out some details, but its been forever since i had heard or even thought about it. forgot whether he wanted to off himself with it as well or if there was a bomb or other timed device to ignite it. either way, the plan got shut down, and its a pretty good bet that he's in a psychiatric institute somewhere.

<interesting, In my previous school we have a similiar story.One of the chemistry teachers forgot to turn the valves of aand the school could have exploaded. Maybe its a wandering tale?
My school is in sweden by the way.

The worst that happened at my school was that someone put a can of rotten fish in the ventilation system and filed the whole school with the rank aroma of . . . .mature fish.

 

[La Barata]

*snip*

Please do tell us more. The ones you've told so far have been so bloody entertaining.

I've actually made this into its own thread

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249912-My-Dad-is-a-Superhero#9239251

I'll be posting all the ones I can think of in there.

 

[Nikolai Smirnov]

That is really fucked up. someone just randomly gets set on fire? I am still in shock of how that could have happened. On a seperate note, it's good the police found the kid with the greande. He could have killed 2-5 people (or more depending on the place).

 

[KefkaCultist]

EDIT: also, once in the boys locker room there was a horrible smell of semen and a rock hard sock in the corner...

how did you know it was rock hard?
...

People were kicking it around the locker room into the lockers

 

[kannibus]

Ah natural selection at its finest. Thankfully he didn't remove anyone else from the gene pool. Uh, as for me no, no one ever brought a firearm to school when I was going there.

Well, except for that one time.

The one time being when I was actually in a class to get my firearm license and that was being held at the school.

 

[Mista Miggins]

Wow...

You would never get that in England. People may carry knives; but a GRENADE?

Just... wow...

 

[DudeistBelieve]

FLAME ON!

Now I'm going to a deeper layer of hell then you friend .

On a side note, how the hell did this happen? Did the cops find out how the kid caught on fire?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

You're school is a terrible place. We had fights (I actually walked over one in my freshman year, two girls fighting on the floor, I didn't notice until I was already past 'em), but no shootings on campus, no burnings, or stabbings. LOTS of mercury spills though. Lots, and LOTS. Especially my senior year. Was kind of hilarious.

You now have an immunity to mercury. USE THIS POWER FOR GOOD!

Anyway.

Nothing. Ever. Happens. At my school. It's extremely boring. Well, lightning hit one of the small outdoor class buildings recently; but other than that, nothing. There isn't even any school spirit. My friends and I do the best we can, but our influence only goes so far. Yeah, it's boring. But it's reassuring in a way. I mean, who wants to shoot up a place that's already dead?
I apologize if anyone found that in bad taste.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Although I have also thought about lighting myself on fire at school. Not in the "I want to die" way, but in a prankish sort of way. Find that stuff that burns "cold" (doesn't actually burn what its on), wear some fireprook clothes, then light myself up and walk down the hallways.

There is absolutely no possibility of that plan going horribly wrong. None what so ever.

 

[Zetona]

I suppose I'm lucky that no crazy shit goes down at my school.

Sure, kids drink and smoke and do drugs, and sometimes I can smell the smoke on them, but they do it off campus. Very little has happened on campus.

Also, God DAMN. Some of these schools are FUCKED UP.

 

[icame]

2 girls were inside the costume closet lighting the fuzzies of a sweater on fire. Suffice to say, it actually caught on fire at one point so they just left it there and went home. It started a huge fire and ended up causing 3 million dollars in damage.