Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.
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Nothing really bad happened at my school. The usual drugs, couple of fights, two deaths (one suicide and one an accident). Apart from that my school was pretty quiet. For which I'm very glad.
Wait wait I need to read that againGeorgW said:
GeorgW said:
. What would make you do that kind of thing "on purpose"!?
hahaha oh i love having those people you can imagine doing something perfectly. especially when it happens to be super badass.La Barata said:
Okay, this is officially starting to piss me off. That's twice the internet's eaten my post in this thread. But anyways, another epic story.
To start off, my dad is a superhero. This story confirms it.
My dad's a teacher, and this happened while I was growing up. My dad was in the caf, on caf duty (where they wander around the caf and make sure ppl don't kill each other). Some sort of scuffle broke out, but was just as quickly stopped. However, people could tell that it would pick up again later. The school's response to this was to have teachers patrol the grounds after school.
After the last bell, my dad's walking around near the parking lot when, all of a sudden, a large group of students begin to run towards the field. Now, my dad knows that the only two things that can get high school students to run are violence and free food (Hey, you all know it's true), so he follows them.
As he gets there, he sees one kid, big guy, 6'4", carrying a field hockey stick (those knobbly fuckers) and running from the other guy. Suddenly, they both come to the conclusion that the big guy has a field hockey stick, why the fuck is he running? As he cocks his arms to swing, my dad sprints over and pushes the other kid out of the way. The stick guy registers his target's changed, and deflects his aim enough to hit him in the leg. Freaking out, he hits him again and starts running. This was his biggest mistake yet.
My dad is a short guy, but he's insanely fast and strong. He used to be a professional rugby player, and he still plays to this day. He recieved a university scholarship for wrestling, and was the captain of his university wrestling team, and its coach in later years. He's 56 now, and he can hold his own with much younger men on the rugby field. This was him in his early 40s.
You gotta feel sorry for the punk.
My dad chases him down and full on tackles him, pinning him flat for about half an hour until police get there. So yeah, my dad's a superhero. I've got other stories like this (like the one where he beat up a flasher xD), just ask if you want me to tell.
To start off, my dad is a superhero. This story confirms it.
My dad's a teacher, and this happened while I was growing up. My dad was in the caf, on caf duty (where they wander around the caf and make sure ppl don't kill each other). Some sort of scuffle broke out, but was just as quickly stopped. However, people could tell that it would pick up again later. The school's response to this was to have teachers patrol the grounds after school.
After the last bell, my dad's walking around near the parking lot when, all of a sudden, a large group of students begin to run towards the field. Now, my dad knows that the only two things that can get high school students to run are violence and free food (Hey, you all know it's true), so he follows them.
As he gets there, he sees one kid, big guy, 6'4", carrying a field hockey stick (those knobbly fuckers) and running from the other guy. Suddenly, they both come to the conclusion that the big guy has a field hockey stick, why the fuck is he running? As he cocks his arms to swing, my dad sprints over and pushes the other kid out of the way. The stick guy registers his target's changed, and deflects his aim enough to hit him in the leg. Freaking out, he hits him again and starts running. This was his biggest mistake yet.
My dad is a short guy, but he's insanely fast and strong. He used to be a professional rugby player, and he still plays to this day. He recieved a university scholarship for wrestling, and was the captain of his university wrestling team, and its coach in later years. He's 56 now, and he can hold his own with much younger men on the rugby field. This was him in his early 40s.
You gotta feel sorry for the punk.
My dad chases him down and full on tackles him, pinning him flat for about half an hour until police get there. So yeah, my dad's a superhero. I've got other stories like this (like the one where he beat up a flasher xD), just ask if you want me to tell.
2 words: Holy. Shit.
Most of the things that happened occurred in my first high school. Kids would come into class intoxicated every now and then, there were a couple of hit and runs out in front of the school (no one died thankfully), there was a murder in the apartment complex across the street, a sexual harassment incident in front of said complex, one attempted suicide by a student, and supposedly there was a guy selling drugs and illegal firearms behind the same complex.
In the school I transferred to, nothing like that ever happened as far as I know. Oddly enough, the one I transferred to was the one everyone thought was for the 'problem kids'. That still makes me laugh.
Most of the things that happened occurred in my first high school. Kids would come into class intoxicated every now and then, there were a couple of hit and runs out in front of the school (no one died thankfully), there was a murder in the apartment complex across the street, a sexual harassment incident in front of said complex, one attempted suicide by a student, and supposedly there was a guy selling drugs and illegal firearms behind the same complex.
In the school I transferred to, nothing like that ever happened as far as I know. Oddly enough, the one I transferred to was the one everyone thought was for the 'problem kids'. That still makes me laugh.
It seems like the Hockey Stick guy was just defending himself the way you say it, and he did try to not hit your dad.La Barata said:
I'm sticking up for the punk here.
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Now tell me the other stories. Especially the flasher one. That seems awesome
A guy brought in a butterly knife and passed it around the classroom loling as people cut there fingers. The teacher took it off him but we shouted at her until she gave it back to him. The students have complete control of the teachers in my class, it's a bit of a dream situation really it's awesome.
... I just don't know how to reply...Obsideo said:
Yes. Yes you are.
OT: Nope, I'm Irish, we don't have too many shootings in schools over here.
My school had quite a few incidents. My freshman year a kid lit his hair on fire in science class, he leaned too far over the bunsen burner and it lit up. We also got evacuated during the fall cause 3 or 4 kids passed out during class, they thought it was a gas leak or something so we got about a week off. Then my junior year some student teacher got caught having sex with a minor. Senior year one kid was arrested for possessing explosives and making death threats. Then just before graduation a senior got caught having anal sex with a 14 year old freshman in the stairwell. And then the real kicker, every year I was in High School we had at least student death whether by suicide or an accident.
Funny this should come up.
Several days ago my school was on lockdown for 3 hours, A student had an air soft pistol.
There were 2 helicopters, about 12 police cars. bomb squad. drug dogs. The works.
Everyone thought it was a good idea to spread rumors that he had a bomb, or a grenade, or a machete.
He got expelled.
I got a half day out of it though because they dismissed us.
Several days ago my school was on lockdown for 3 hours, A student had an air soft pistol.
There were 2 helicopters, about 12 police cars. bomb squad. drug dogs. The works.
Everyone thought it was a good idea to spread rumors that he had a bomb, or a grenade, or a machete.
He got expelled.
I got a half day out of it though because they dismissed us.
Oh don't get me started about them socks. During my freshman year in my second period history class, I went to the bathroom, every single bathroom in the school had someone "getting their socks on" in it. Not every stall, just one per bathroom.KefkaCultist said:
Needless to say, I held it in. =(
OT: Nothing really happens at my school. Though one kid outside of school would beat up a bunch of kids. Expelled and never saw him again.
Boooooring.
The guy with the stick had started it, and he hit him twice, even after he realized who it was. But yeah, dumbass xD. (He got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and expelled. My dad spent about a week in court on that one.Count Igor said:It seems like the Hockey Stick guy was just defending himself the way you say it, and he did try to not hit your dad.La Barata said:
I'm sticking up for the punk here.
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Now tell me the other stories. Especially the flasher one. That seems awesome
But anyways, flasher story.
So, first off, where I live. On my street, there are 4 schools. A Primary school, an elementary school, a catholic grade school and a high school. This is sort of the layout.
|--------------------|catholic|----|My house|----------|Primary|------------------------|High|
elementary
As you can see, my house is really close to the catholic school, just across the street and down a bit.
My dad leaves early, about 7:00, to get to his school. Now, my dad's getting ready to go, he's put his coat and lunchbag in the car, when he hears someone shouting "HEY, STOP!" or something of the sort across the street near the school. Being a superhero, my dad goes across the street to check it out. He sees someone in a coat running, and someone else near a group of little kids (grade 3, about). The guy near the kids looks up, "He just exposed himself to those kids!".
That's all he needed to hear.
He takes off (This is him in his 30s, right in his prime, this guy had no chance). He gets to him as he's getting in his car,
He reaches through the window as the guy starts burning away, and gets him by the tie. He actually manages to drag him out of the moving car as the guy's trying to drive away xD. He pulls him out and pins him till the cops get there, and he's arrested, so he's just sitting there on this guy in a trenchcoat, business suit from the waist up, nothing from the waist down xD.
That's not the best part, though. Years later, at a faculty party, he's talking to someone at his school (a newer teacher). They get onto the topic of his brother in law. According to the guy, he'd been arrested for 'some sort of bs about flashing'. They were discussing it, and said "Hold on a sec. Was his name *his name*?". The guy was amazed, "How'd you know??".
"I'm the one who caught him!"
Suffice it to say, it was an interesting next family reunion xD.
I've got more about him if you want. Every superhero has a bunch of good stories xD.