Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.

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Irony said:
Damn, that's one hell of a day. People have brought drugs into my school. And I think one kid had to be taken to a hospital because he had overdosed. And there are the occasional fights that rarely last that long.

Although I have also thought about lighting myself on fire at school. Not in the "I want to die" way, but in a prankish sort of way. Find that stuff that burns "cold" (doesn't actually burn what its on), wear some fireprook clothes, then light myself up and walk down the hallways. The cafeteria has the big long window-wall that goes along this one really long hallway. So essentially do this while a lunch is going on then just go down the bordering hallway. Whether I would run screaming or walk calmly I never figured out. Couldn't decide which would be more hilarious. Main reason that I never did is because I'm sure that I would be in some deep-shit. And not just with the school to, I'm sure that some other authorities wouldn't take kindly to something like this. And I'd probably have to had my mind checked out make sure I'm not insane ("I swear it was just some random idea I had while bored and walking down a hallway.")

Hope the one kid is okay. I hear burns hurt something fierce.
Do the bigfoot walk and then just wave to everyone like whats up guys???
 

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A kid got into some trouble after being framed for having a bag of marijuana on the bus. Otherwise, not much.
 

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Jesus. Makes me appreciate my school, where the most that happened was the occasional fight that wasn't even a fight (just a punch or two before someone intervened).

I do remember someone bringing a gun to another school, but it was unloaded, and he got expelled shortly afterward.
 

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Well that is tragic...i could count myself lucky the most dangerous thing we've had are fights that people will pay to see and a knife brought out.
 

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Worst my highschool was some hunter wandering onto elementary school grounds (with his loaded gun) asking for directions.

Now I'm at college and every window int he dorm was shattered, people are often mugged at knife point right on campus and a few years before I attended it there was a dead body found in a nearby dumpster. Only reason I go there is because it's the only college near where I live, and I'm too poor to move away.
 

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Obsideo said:
Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.
You know a few years ago it was a fad (for the incredibly thick) to light themselves on fire and see how long they could last before putting it out. At the time I called it natural selection at work.

But what happened at your school sounds terrifying, worst thing that ever happened while I was in high school was a moderately sized drug bust.
 

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thethingthatlurks said:
I go to UT-Austin. A few months ago, some jackass sophomore blew his brains out with an AK-47 in the main library, that's about the most exciting thing that's happened here.
No, I've never brought a firearm to school. Why would I need one when I could kill somebody with chemicals much faster? >:D
I remember when that was on the local news a while ago, why did the guy get an AK-47 then kill nobody but himself? :| Weird..
 

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Obsideo said:
sheic99 said:
My art teacher was arrested for having sex with a minor using a foreign object. Nothing else really because my school was cleaned up quite a bit a few years prior to my joining. Fights, drugs, and students with lots of guns. There was a shit load of gang crap there for a number of years.

...What was the object?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
 

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macacos2 said:
Obsideo said:
Today At My School Someone Lit Themselves On Fire.

A friend of mine who saw the event said that her class was interrupted by screaming that wouldn't stop, and they looked out into the hall and saw a student on fire with black smoke going everywhere.
Fuck yeah Time to make me some marshmellows


Obsideo said:
They said it was a chemical fire
Shit
You DID read the new forum rules, right? You're being a jerk.

OT: Horrible. I've never had anything nasty happen at my school... the worst thing was a microwave fire. We didn't have a major chem lab, though.
 

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Uh, lessee, we had kids bring guns to school, but they mostly stayed in tool boxes and the like.(hunting season)

I carried a knife pretty much every day.

We had a kid OD on pills(thankfully, I'm not the one who sold them to him)

A bunch of people(teachers included) went to school drunk or hung over.

A buddy of mine got suspended for having a dead bear in the bed of his truck. I'm still not entirely sure what rule he broke....

And all of the sex, violence and debauchery that occurs at a public school.
 

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I brought a Katana to my school, a plastic one before all that nonsense became taboo. You know because if that happened today you'd be on the news as a terrorist child in the making.

Also that's quite unfortunate to hear about your school.
 

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Irony said:
Damn, that's one hell of a day. People have brought drugs into my school.
Wait, do you go to public school? Drugs in a high schools are like guns in the military. My guidance councilor admits that we have a drug problem ("but you know what? There are drugs everywhere" that her quote). I swear 1st day of school (as a freshman) I'm pretty sure I saw drugs being sold. I'm pretty sure more than 50% of the school has tried or smokes pot.
Yes I did go to public school. It was out in the country though, if that makes any difference. And no, I wouldn't be surprised if it was common for schools to have drug problems. I'm just saying that it happened at my school. Often enough apparently for the police to do random searches of the school with a drug-sniffing dog.
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Irony said:
Damn, that's one hell of a day. People have brought drugs into my school. And I think one kid had to be taken to a hospital because he had overdosed. And there are the occasional fights that rarely last that long.

Although I have also thought about lighting myself on fire at school. Not in the "I want to die" way, but in a prankish sort of way. Find that stuff that burns "cold" (doesn't actually burn what its on), wear some fireprook clothes, then light myself up and walk down the hallways. The cafeteria has the big long window-wall that goes along this one really long hallway. So essentially do this while a lunch is going on then just go down the bordering hallway. Whether I would run screaming or walk calmly I never figured out. Couldn't decide which would be more hilarious. Main reason that I never did is because I'm sure that I would be in some deep-shit. And not just with the school to, I'm sure that some other authorities wouldn't take kindly to something like this. And I'd probably have to had my mind checked out make sure I'm not insane ("I swear it was just some random idea I had while bored and walking down a hallway.")

Hope the one kid is okay. I hear burns hurt something fierce.
Do the bigfoot walk and then just wave to everyone like whats up guys???
Yeah, something like that. Figured being eerily calm would be even more odd for everyone watching.
 

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thethingthatlurks said:
I go to UT-Austin. A few months ago, some jackass sophomore blew his brains out with an AK-47 in the main library, that's about the most exciting thing that's happened here.
No, I've never brought a firearm to school. Why would I need one when I could kill somebody with chemicals much faster? >:D
How do you sneak an KALASHNIKOV into a School, Let alone a library?
 

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I go to school in a stepford wealthy community so not much happens, I guess sometimes people get busted for bringing weed, one guy got expelled for bringing a nerf gun and thats pretty much about it.

EDIT: Someone else's post just reminded me of something one of the Middle School teachers was fired for coming to school drunk once. This happened when I didn't go to the school but I had gone there so I guess it counts.
 

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Naeberius said:
sheic99 said:
Obsideo said:
sheic99 said:
My art teacher was arrested for having sex with a minor using a foreign object. Nothing else really because my school was cleaned up quite a bit a few years prior to my joining. Fights, drugs, and students with lots of guns. There was a shit load of gang crap there for a number of years.

...What was the object?
Jesus man, there's some things you just don't talk about.

Cookie for reference.
It was the guys penis. He was French.
It was a penis, it was an uncle and in an airplane.
 

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Some kids were caught in the act of a surprisingly massive plot of bombing the entire high school. Pipe bombs, they were planting. Freaky shit.
 

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there was some racial fight between some kid who made a racist comment and about a dozen Somalians a year ago. but besides that, not much happens.

lucky for me, my highschool ISN'T another one of the lowbrow ghetto schools people always joke about, lol.
 

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Some one brought a bullet proof vest and a handgun to school, but it he was quickly found and arrested. Freshman and Sophomore year 2 different students were shot on the way to school. Uhh a security officer got maced by a student, and of course fights every day. Yea my school isn't too bad really.
 

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We always had someone die in a car accident every year, one girl hung herself during my senior year. We have fights, but what school doesnt?