Top 10 "Your a Dick" moments in gameing

[Orbot_Vectorman]

Well I just got done watching the video of the same name on YouTube, and I was woundering, in your eyes what are the top 10 "your a dick" moments in gameing.
As for me, I'm a very leniant man, so I don't have 10 things that piss me off in gameing, but I ask you escapist, What are your "Your a Dick" moments in gameing.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In Source games, I have a spray that says "Welcome to the server! Press F10 for free porn!"

For those who don't know, F10 closes your game. But you'd be suprised the number of people who fall for it.

 

[arcade109]

By other people? Too many moments to count. Thats why I never talk in games anymore. But like in the games story, Probably the very end of the first Crackdown.

Voice of agency: "Yeah agent, this was all our fault and now we have complete control over the city"

Me: "Wtf..... You guys are a bunch of tossers.....

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Hmm, two moments come to mind.

The first is in Shin Megami Tensei (I've been playing that way too much lately) when you have to choose to support Gotou, the American ambassador, or neither. If you kill Gotou and report to the ambassador, he'll reveal that he's actually Majin Thor and ask if you'll continue to fight in the name of Law and God. If you say yes, he'll thank you.... and leave you behind to get nuked anyway. Biggest. Dick. Ever.

The second moment that comes to mind is in Kingdom Hearts, when Riku steals the Keyblade and leaves you with a wooden sword that does crap for damage. Dick.

 

[Alumit]

CoD4 online, when you and another guy are trying to get through a doorway or up the stairs at the same time, and after attempting to knife each other and push each other and jump each other, you get through, some guy comes and sprays you both down, or just you.

Nearly ready to TK that bastard. LOL

Spawn killers too eh?

 

[StBishop]

I am assuming you mean "You, Mr. Developer, are a dick" not "OMFG u n00b I camt beleev u just flashbanged me FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"

When I found out

Spoiler

Hojo

was behind the entire plot of Dirge of Cerberus.

Also, the first time I encountered a QTE in a game that wasn't God of War.
I haven't played through Starwars: Force Unleashed yet because if that.

In online gaming, DotA; Tiny threw me back at other team. I died. Closest to a RQ I've ever come.

Edit: Also in Army of Two

Spoiler

Dalton's a dick. Or should I say "Fuck-o"

 

[fun-with-a-gun]

Hmm, two moments come to mind.

The first is in Shin Megami Tensei (I've been playing that way too much lately) when you have to

Spoiler

choose to support Gotou, the American ambassador, or neither. If you kill Gotou and report to the ambassador, he'll reveal that he's actually Majin Thor and ask if you'll continue to fight in the name of Law and God. If you say yes, he'll thank you.... and leave you behind to get nuked anyway.

Biggest. Dick. Ever.

The second moment that comes to mind is in Kingdom Hearts, when Riku steals the Keyblade and leaves you with a wooden sword that does crap for damage. Dick.

learn spoiler codes...

I would have to say that whenever I find a spawn teamkiller in any online game.

 

[TPiddy]

I was playing Crackdown 2 and I left my game open in case someone wanted to get some achievements or whatnot... this guy comes in and proceeds to stalk me all over the place, shooting rockets and hitting me... killing me as much as he possibly could. Once he realizes I'm not fighting back he goes around for a bit, so I start a rooftop race. The asshole waits for me at the FINISH LINE and blows me to hell.

 

[Micky_PX]

In Fifa 10: When someone drags out a celebration to the longest possible length after a goal, especially when they throw in the "I can't hear you" celebration gesture and then throw in the robot at the end simply because it's the longest celebration.

 

[HotPocket]

In Source games, I have a spray that says "Welcome to the server! Press F10 for free porn!"

For those who don't know, F10 closes your game. But you'd be suprised the number of people who fall for it.

They fixed it for TF2, brings up a menu asking whether you'd really like to quit.

I'd say it's Cannon Rushing in SC2, man that is annoying.

 

[imaloony]

The second to last train section in Zelda Spirit Tracks.

For those of you who don't know, in this section the trains move faster than yours, try to chase you, are unaffected by your cannon fire, still kill you in one hit, and can turn 180 degrees (You know, like how a train shouldn't be able to?) on demand. You need to kill six of them, and the only way to do that is by obtain a power up that's sort of like the power pill in Pac-Man. It has a limited time, however, and once you're out, you're a sitting duck. That was the game designer being a giant dick.

 

[Turkey Braveheart]

No Tali nudity in Mass Effect 2. Godammit

 

[L4hlborg]

(Atleast) the first 20 hours of Final Fantasy 13 (assuming this is about developers being dicks).

The game does its best to piss you off. They start of with 2 hours of completely irrelevant combat, giving no xp and consisting of only one attack move named attack. Also, you have no idea wtf is going on at that point, other than that all the characters (except for lady hero Lightning, who you are apparently supposed to dislike at that point) are amazingly annoying.

After that the developers give you a nice hook: they make the combat kind of addicting. You play for a while, then the game pulls off its next dick move: dual button cutscene skipping. Now I know that it sounds small, but having to skip a cutscene by pausing it and then skipping it really gets on your nerves, especially when they place them before bossfights.

After you get used to that crap, the game is a linear tube for the next 15 hours or so. Its really addicting to play it, because you can't get lost or fail at your average fights. You fall into a coma. Until...

ULTRA DICKMOVE TIME! How does a boss with an instakill move sound like? Bad. How does a boss with an undodgable instakill move sound like. Horrible. How does a boss that learns an undodgable instakill move 15 minutes into the bossfight, without any checkpoints, sound like? Undiscrabably horrible bullshit.

 

[The DSM]

Persona 4 eating Nanakos pudding.

If you eat it you are a bastard, no exceptions.

 

[Axzarious]

Whenever anybody uses the flood spell while playing as the Lizardmen in Age Of Wonders.

 

[Stuntcrab]

I guess john button or what ever his name is in red dead single player I want my fucking U.S. Army uniform im pretty sure I killed him in a dual... damn you poker

 

[ProtoChimp]

Every mario game as peach is about to offer mario some "cake" and Bowser kidnaps her. HE WAS ABOUT TO GET LAID YOU BIG DRAGON, TURTLE, SPIKY BACKED CROCODILE FUCK... THING. I know yahtzee said the cake thing first but it still stands.

Oh no wait I've got a serious one now. In Brutal Legend

Spoiler

when Eddie tells Ophelia to do one because she wasn't honest with him and was being a total ***** where if she would have actually told them the truth, that it was eddie's blood Doviculous smelt because his mum was the demon lord and her blood ran through his vains and not hers, then nothing would happen and everything would be okay, she did what any woman would naturally do and fucking lie for no adequate reason thus making him not trust her and she goes evil and acts like he's to blame. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU STUPID ***** AND YOU BETRAYED THEM FOR NO REASON YOU SELFISH ****!

 

[Korten12]

When in Tekken 6, people get desperate and spam a cheap lower kick attack over and over again and its annoyingly hard to block, cause once you get hit once you can block any of the coming attacks.