Top 3 Way's You'd like to die

[KiLl_RoY]

1.-The way I came to earth.Naked, full of blood and screaming.
2.-During the most boring clase ever.
3.-Somewhere where i am alone with nature.

 

[Adanos]

1. Fulfilled.
2. Happy
3. Resigned

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

1)Dr Stranglove style
2)Surfing and erupting volcano on a adamantium surfboard
3)Gunned down by police for killing someone extremley hated

 

[Atheist.]

3. Masturbaiting with a rope around my neck and suffering asphyxiation.
2. Dying to prove a metaphorical point (by whatever means relevant.)
1. In a duel to the death with the leader of a supreme alien race.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

1. Last stand, holding back zombies so the rest of My Survivor group can be saved by the military, then as the zombies get to me after I'm out of bullets, pull the pin form a grenade and say an awesome one liner, then BOOM! bringing down me, a bunch of zombies and the room, giving my buddies longer to escape.
2. In World War 2, in a bunker again so my buddies escape etc.
3. Volcano

 

[BuckminsterF]

1 Fatal Hilarity
2 Whilst "doin' it" in an airplane while it crashes into disneyland
3 old age

 

[Deleted]

1. Falling into a volcano wrestling a cyborg soldier while having a guitar duel with a samurai gorilla and trying to defuse an atom bomb implanted within the cyborg I'm wrestling, I defuse the bomb but fall in the lava while winning the guitar duel.

2. Playing chess against a superior alien race in their spaceship on world-wide tv for the earth, if I lose the earth blows up, if I win the spaceship along with me blows up.

3. Something else heroic.

 

[IamQ]

1. Driving up a ramp with a car filled with explosives, barrel rolling into my school, blowing it up.

2. Getting too much sex, resulting in my heart ejaculating blood.

3. Headbang so hard that my head falls off.

 

[curty129]

1. Death by Snoo-Snoo (Futurama reference)

That would hurt, a lot.

1. Higurashi style.

2. From wounds after saving humanity.

3. Painlessly, in my sleep.

D'be worth it.

OT: 1. ...Cough. Snoo-Snoo >>'
2. In some hilarious way Maybe if somebody farts in a public place and i just drop dead xD
3. In slow motion, getting pummelled by bullets.. for some worthy reason. "Boosh, boosh, buh-doo.." ^^

1. Hearing the funniest joke ever and dying of laughter.
2. After slaughtering thousands of ninjas on my pirate ship while playing a kickass guitar solo.
3. Calmly, quietly and in my sleep. Unlike my passengers.

How do you get pikachu on a bus?

Poke-'im-on - Don't reply if you're dead.

OR. If you're still here.

Did you know that 9 in 10 people enjoy gang rape?

 

[BenzSmoke]

1. Promptly ceasing to exist.

Just vanishing from existance would be a strange and unlikely way to die. But think of how people would react.

2. Spontaneously combusting in a fire-works factory.

Giving folks a good show when you die is a good way to be remembered.

3. Time Paradox

Meeting a past me (or future me) and causing the universe to explode would be awsome.

1. Hearing the funniest joke ever and dying of laughter.

Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

 

[Speirsinator]

I can't think of three ways I WANT to die but I can think of one...Orgasm heart attack

 

[ultracheeser]

1. Head exploding in an office elevator full of people.
2. Leaping into a crowd of zombies with a C4 vest, detonator in hand.
3. Being shot attempting to kill one of the Jonas Brothers.

 

[Quaxar]

1. a sword fight - may be pretty painful, but at least an honourable death
2. with everyone else after I activated my doomsday device because the stupid UN wouldn't fulfill my requests, but then as it'd turn out I had just forgotten to press F5 at my eBanking account, the word "oops" on my lips
3. last stand against undead cyborg-raptors from outer space

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

1. Freezing
2. Old age
3. Something really funny or just spontaneously exploding

 

[Mighty Lighty]

1. Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
2. Dozing of in a snowstorm.
3. Insulin overdose.

Those 3 should be pretty painless and I've in fact heard they are comfortable.

Who told you that it was comfortable if they died

 

[traceur_]

1. Fighting dark knights on velociraptors with a Buster Sword in my hand.

2. Snoo-Snoo

3. Jumping out of a plane and landing on Ingrid Newkirk (the head of PETA) at a PETA rally, at terminal velocity. I want to take that ***** with me.

 

[RanD00M]

There is only one way for me to go.In a 1 against 10.000.000 man fight.Me being that 1,and with me killing at least 2.500.000 men.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

1) Sleep
2) For the Glory of Russia
3) Slaughtering demons so that others can escape

maybe combine 2 and 3, if I somehow kill all around me but suffer fatal wounds from the battle then I might pass out and die, getting 1 as well, combining them all.