Top 3 Way's You'd like to die

[Robert632]

3.death by chocolate.
2.death by fluffy bunnies.

and number one is...

1.death by toco stand.

 

[Christemo]

1. Chuck Norris´ roundhouse kic.
2. FALCON PAWWNCH!
3.One Inch Punch.

why those 3 awesome moves?

1. im going to die the most epic way ever.
2. its painless.

 

[Versabane]

1. In the process of becoming a higher life-form.
2. Only to wake up people telling me the whole death thing was a bunch of bullshit.
3. To be reborn again (like a phoenix or whatever).

basically avoiding to die at all, give or take a few advantages.

 

[Atheist.]

3. Masturbaiting with a rope around my neck and suffering asphyxiation.
2. Dying to prove a metaphorical point (by whatever means relevant.)
1. In a duel to the death with the leader of a supreme alien race.

3. wasn't that a kids in the hall skit?
2. not sure i get this one... dying to proove a point i get but a metaphorical point? could you give an example?
1. does that mean the leader of the supreme alien race has won and is now on its way to conquer our planet? ... why would you lose that fight!? better yet, why did we send you to fight?!

3. People actually do this, it's called autoerotic asphyxiation. There was a case recently in the past few months of an old guy who died this way. There may have been a similar skit, but I certainly am not aware of it.
2. Proving a metaphorical point to be literal, would be a more specific description of how I used that phrase. An example of such a thing would be going on record saying "I'm dying to get into Harvard," and then actually proceding to die attempting to get into Harvard by some radical scheme. There are plenty of ways this can be applied, but I don't care enough to think of a better example. In addition, setting up a good one that would actually be comical would take too much of my time. I love good irony, so dying in this manner would be astonishing.
3. They probably would enslave us because of our efforts to resist their form of government. I'd lose the fight because they're a supreme race. They sent me, because our planet is full of idiots, especially the ones involved in politics. Also, I'd be remembered for the remaining time humanity is around as either a hero, or a complete tool. Either way, recognition beyond death for such a serious thing would be pretty epic. I'd probably have them put "Epic Fail" on my headstone.

 

[ubermonkey37]

I have to say the worst way to die is boredom ie. Watching "The Invention of Lieing"

And I want to change my most favorite way to die to be "Death by Overplaying Modern Warfare 2" although that's not possible because it's too good.

 

[Enzeru92]

1. sex
2. sex
3. sex

Though I highly doubt it's possible to fuck to death

It actually possible but there has to be certain circumstance for it to happen.

OT: i would like to die
?Painlessly
?After World Domination with old age
?Killing Alien's in space or in other words a galactic war hero

 

[Ghadente]

3. People actually do this, it's called autoerotic asphyxiation. There was a case recently in the past few months of an old guy who died this way. There may have been a similar skit, but I certainly am not aware of it.
2. Proving a metaphorical point to be literal, would be a more specific description of how I used that phrase. An example of such a thing would be going on record saying "I'm dying to get into Harvard," and then actually proceding to die attempting to get into Harvard by some radical scheme. There are plenty of ways this can be applied, but I don't care enough to think of a better example. In addition, setting up a good one that would actually be comical would take too much of my time. I love good irony, so dying in this manner would be astonishing.
3. They probably would enslave us because of our efforts to resist their form of government. I'd lose the fight because they're a supreme race. They sent me, because our planet is full of idiots, especially the ones involved in politics. Also, I'd be remembered for the remaining time humanity is around as either a hero, or a complete tool. Either way, recognition beyond death for such a serious thing would be pretty epic. I'd probably have them put "Epic Fail" on my headstone.

3. the skit was pretty funny, he died by accident and his ghost lingered around as friends family and cops found his body. Some of who stuck things places and made him look even more rediculous.
2. ok yea it makes sense now, that was a good example. i think i just didn't get my head around how it was phrased at first.
3. def agree with the "world of idiots" outlook, and an "Epic Fail" leading to death would be a fun way to go

 

[The Singularity]

1. Jumping out of a plane as high up as possible, wearing a suit and with a oxygen tank. Flying around awesomely for 30minutes or whatever before guiding myself in a straight head on dive onto the Washington monument, the statue of liberty, or just any awesome public building.
2. Dieing in my sleep.
3. Getting hit with a nuke because I'm to much of a threat to humanity.

 

[John Stalvern]

1. Die old and happy with my life.
2. First black hole fatality.
Those are the only ones I can think of right now.

 

[Aitruis]

1. Catching a bomb.
2. Riding a bomb.
3. Epic swordfight.

 

[IxionIndustries]

1. Dieing after making love with a beautiful woman.

2. Dieing, while taking my aggressor down with me.

3. A bullet to the brainstem.

 

[Yoshemo]

1: any way slow in my love's arms
2:immolation
3: eaten

 

[roflchopter]

haha

Spontaneously combusting in front of a group of kindergarteners.

If I gotta die, might as well scar as many young minds as I can.

Ha Ha, that is a win.

Mine would be :
1. Suicide I like the idea of being in complete control of the end of your life.
2. Opening a can of peanut brittle only real snakes pop out and kill you and you're Icecube.
3. GARBAGE DAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

haha i didnt even have to click on the link, i already knew what ur were talking about

 

[Entraya]

1.During sex
2.Zombie apocalypse
3.Eaten alive by Hannibal Lecter

 

[Aesir23]

1: Die in my sleep
2: Lethal dose of Morphine (thanks for the idea Freud)
3: At the forefront of a massive charge against the zombies during the zombie apocalypse, screaming in defiance as I fire a shotgun into their faces even as zombies are nomnoming on my flesh.

 

[s-l-u-g]

Being given sex by a japanese school girl.
Realising that my first choice was unoriginal, and dying from that knowledge. In the future.
Being blown up in a space ship after a highspeed chase into a mothership while being shot at by other alien ships. Oh yeah, and smoking a cigar just before the explosion.

 

[crudus]

1. die defending some I care about
2. sex
3. Die defending random person A

 

[Jenkins]

1. Death by Snoo Snoo
2. Flash frozen in space
3.last stand in the biggest battle of a war, and become the biggest war hero ever.

 

[dududf]

Sex.

Drowning in Orange Crush whilst JUST entering the earths atmosphere (for arguments sake, the orange crush protected me) while F***ing the hottest girl I've ever met. Only to explode in a antimatter explosion over a Church. Only to have the cross, with the fake jebus on there and my wag in it's mouth. That's right , the explosion destroys EVERYTHING BUT THE JEBUS AND MY WANG, and it sends my wang through the plastic/clay/metal/whatever, so all you see is my wang in Jebus mouth on live TV. There after religous extremeists explode by the "Gays are bad, but oh wait Jebus is sucking a wang..*twitch.. but ..uh..wha...*boom*" That's be epic.

Naked Skydiving, over a ocean of Giant Tits, only to be married by my one and only true love, and to boink everyday for 9999999999 years, if she dies then that's what the corpse is for amirite?


Please note, all 3 are comedic, if I ACTUALLY have to choose I'd go by Morphine OD and not know about it, just think I was getting sleepy and feeling good.