Top 3 Way's You'd like to die

[martin's a madman]

Spontaneously combusting in front of a group of kindergarteners.

If I gotta die, might as well scar as many young minds as I can.

Ha Ha, that is a win.

Mine would be :
1. Suicide I like the idea of being in complete control of the end of your life.
2. Opening a can of peanut brittle only real snakes pop out and kill you and you're Icecube.
3. GARBAGE DAY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

 

[someotherguy]

peacefully.

instantly.

while asleep.

 

[Mr.Governor]

1.An explosion that would vaporise my whole body leaving nothing of me behind
2.shot in the head by an explosive arrow
3.by an explosion caused by gas leak or sumthin
I love explosions so much that i want to die by it and they're painless too unless you survived the explosion then it would be very painful

 

[nohorsetown]

1. In my sleep.

2. In your sleep.

3. Bludgeoned to death by superfluous apostrophe's.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

3. Guillotine
2. In my sleep
1. Death by Ice-Nine

 

[Ghadente]

sacraficing my life for that of another (preferrably someone i loved or a child)

quitely with a smile, surrounded by loved ones (corny answer!)

sky-diving without a parachute (i can fly!... for only a short while)

*Not sure how to order them

 

[Ghadente]

3. Masturbaiting with a rope around my neck and suffering asphyxiation.
2. Dying to prove a metaphorical point (by whatever means relevant.)
1. In a duel to the death with the leader of a supreme alien race.

3. wasn't that a kids in the hall skit?
2. not sure i get this one... dying to proove a point i get but a metaphorical point? could you give an example?
1. does that mean the leader of the supreme alien race has won and is now on its way to conquer our planet? ... why would you lose that fight!? better yet, why did we send you to fight?!

 

[Arsen]

1. Being killed in a nuclear explosion.
2. Being shot to death continuously with Thompson sub-machine guns while eating at an Italian joint.
3. Guillotine.

 

[Kud]

1. driving my car off a cliff/high building and blowing up.
2. go on a massacre and be shot down by police
3. sky dive without a parachute

all seem like good fun

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

3: Being absorbed into the Lifestream/Gaia/cosmos/whatever.
2: Stabbed in the back by my own partner.
1: Poison.

 

[GamerPhate]

1) Pressing a button that blows the whole world up (I mean, if I have to die, why does everyone else get to live?)

2) Dehydration from humping a pile of cheerleaders, a huge pile, think Gymnasium full.

3) Get sucked into a blackhole (hey, someone has to do it first!)

 

[Yudas]

1. Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
2. Dozing of in a snowstorm.
3. Insulin overdose.

Those 3 should be pretty painless and I've in fact heard they are comfortable.

Who told you that it was comfortable if they died

They weren't screaming in agony like the guy who was beheaded by a series of papercuts. That and science I guess.

 

[BrEnNo1023]

After sitting here utterly bored out of my mind, and having thought about it for a considerable time...i choose:

1) Succumbing to the remnants of a zombie horde, after killing most of them with dual halo-esque energy swords, listening to the talkbox solo of Tool's Jambi, or Right In Two, or Slipknot's Child of Burning Time

2) At a rock concert with spotlight focused on me, tens of thousands of people watching me belting out a drum solo encore so fast that my entire body spontaneously explodes and covers everybody with their own little souvenir of my final moments of awesomeness.

3) Diving into a gigantic pool of homemade baileys and kahlua choc mousse filled with beautiful bisexual women and, after devouring my entire body-weight's worth of mousse and having sex with each and every of them for several hours each, finally passing out and dying of a super-awesome sugar overload-induced aneurysm in my sleep.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Protecting my family
Great Cthulhu
In a stunning display of irony

 

[Distorted Stu]

1. Firework - Go out with a bang and look awesome at the same time!
2. Nuclear explosion - Self explanitory!
3. Sex

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

1.Drowning in a vat of whiskey
2.Drowning in a vat of beer
3.Drowning in a vat of rum

That or sex. Or drowning in whiskey whilst having sex... Hmm...

 

[open trap]

1 over sexed
2 great ware hero
3 an old happy man