Topics you imagine here in 100 years

[Vitor Goncalves]

Blizzard released the 50th expansion to WoW, "Back to Outlands", Illidan is back again for the 10th time and now he is married to Kael'thas (the Burning Legion approved gay interracial marriage) and have kids wich make the new Black Temple wing bosses, for players lvl 560.
Fans complained it took 4 weeks to download the 40 Tetabyte patch and that they couldnt get full tier 320 on the first day of game.

 

[swolf]

"What will we do when we run out of topics?"
Because people don't understand that forum games supports itself and the rest merely need things to be happening in the outside world to continue going...

is...is that a jab at me?Because I created that very topic;if it is,well played,sir!

I wouldn't say that was a jab at you. Just that people will still be wondering that same thing in 100 years. Also, I think that in 100 years (realistically) people would've probably already caused the end of the world...but, if that's not the case, I would say that topics would be about jetpack repair and maintenance, same with the floating cars, posts about people trying to understand alien/synthetic races (not the geth...more like the robots from I, Robot before the whole turning evil bit.) Oh, and people wondering if they should feel guilty for being attracted to their robot. I personally wouldn't care but could imagine some future political scandal about some politician who had relations with a robot. That would be amusing.

 

[Jonluw]

"So how about that new AI religion, everybody?" (Shortly followed by a massive flamewar)

 

[Fulax]

If you hate humanity so much, move to Zargon 5.

Apple has officially taken over the world - why do hip, urban teens still love that company?

Will England finally win the World Cup this year?

Relationship advice needed: should I buy SexyGirl v3.05 or JapaneseCutie 2.0?

WHY DIDN'T THEY LISTEN TO ASSASSIN'S CREED'S WARNINGS!?

The fall of China

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I can't think of any topics, but some answers and stuff like that I can think of:

"Guitar Hero 3565456865798789657865 has some pretty decent songs."
"Have you tried Valve's new Half-Life 2: Episode Three?"
"World of Warcraft: Rebuilt is soon to be released, it features a completely rebuilt world from WoW: Cataclysm, WoW: Apocalypse and WoW: Atomic War."

 

[Ham_authority95]

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translate it from binary

I have a feeling that binary will actually replace human language.

OT: Why all the *insert pop culture icon of the time here* Hate?

I assure you that those will never go away.

 

[swolf]

If in 100 years, the internet hasn't graduated into a form of hivemind (with an opt-out clause, of course), we're doing it wrong.

If forums, as they currently exist, exist at all in 100 years, we're REALLY doing it wrong.

Somebody will see this post and invent what will become the Matrix. Also, they will still be praising my name for saving the world. LOL.

 

[Patton662]

"Scientists clone Jesus, turns out he was a homosexual transvestite, in other news Darth Benedict DCLXVI proclaims himself the ruler of Earth"

 

[RobThePrezodent]

"should valve make portal 4592?"
"why does everyone hate halo (because i don't think this topic's been done before)"
"what pointless crap do you think people discussed here 100 years ago?"
"thank god global warming was all just a myth" (oooooh controversial)

 

[cheese_wizington]

None, the forums are all dead in 100 years. Except for Furburt. Who is now the Gaurdian of The Escapist, keeping himself alive with a combinations of industrial rubber bands and water balloons.

 

[Tharwen]

"A look back at the best games of 2109"

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

"Do you think it was right for the allies to drop the hydrogen bomb on New York in World War 3?"

If any of you lives to see world war three, and this happens, just remember that I called it.

 

[Snotnarok]

Probably the same crap we talk about.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Do you give all glory to the Hypnotoad?

 

[wasalp]

guitar hero 9001 worth buying?

 

[Alon Shechter]

Shit , am i the only one who thinks that Crysis 2 graphics sucks?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

404 Error

I imagine the site will be gone, or under a new name.

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

I'm sure escapistmagazine.com will serve as a secret communications headquarters for the survivors of the zombie apocolypse who now have to fight the robots.

"Are there any more survivors out there?"
"Is everyone fighting the good fight?"