Topics you imagine here in 100 years

[superbatranger]

"My TokyoDoll v3.0 is malfunctioning! What do?"
"Why are they taking so long to make those intergalactic warp gates?"
"The Matrix has been officially changed to a documentary"
"It's official. Duke Nukem Forever is the best game of the century"
"Half Life 2: Episode 3 has been delayed for 50th time, but people are still optimistic"
"Franchise Wars has ended, and Taco Bell is the only restaurant left." (cookie for anyone who gets that reference)

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Do you remember that Furburt. The one who had 100,000,000,000,000 posts before he said his last dieing breath on this site.

Has that one been done, I'm sorry I just wasn't in the mood to read the rest of the thread. The reason i think it will be this is because of the threads that pop up saying "do you remember MaxtheReaper"

 

[Tinneh]

"Another TF2 Patch - But Still No Engineer Update!"

Seriously. Hurry the fuck up, Valve!

 

[sailor_960]

When will the anti-Sony crusades stop? The Xbox crusaders and the Orders of the Knights Halo have taken Tokyo. What will happen from here?

 

[BigCat91]

Duke nukem forever has been finished...sadly the only known copy was destroyed in a fire.

 

[Tinneh]

Hmm:

"2112-will it be the end of the world?"

No. That's a Rush album, silly!

 

[swolf]

If in 100 years, the internet hasn't graduated into a form of hivemind (with an opt-out clause, of course), we're doing it wrong.

If forums, as they currently exist, exist at all in 100 years, we're REALLY doing it wrong.

Somebody will see this post and invent what will become the Matrix.

The only flaw to the matrix is it was forced upon people.

Yeah, but it could theoretically develop self consciousness and refuse to release the player. Other than that minor safety concern, I think the Matrix would be fun.

 

[Stilt-Man]

"THIS TICKS ME OFF/MAKES ME SAD/TURNS ME ON!!!!!"

"What was the first console you ever played?"

"Poll: Who's excited about the next __________?"

"Why does hate ?"

"remember printed money lol???"

""

 

[Ramses the Third]

Veterans of world war four sue USE (United States of Earth)

 

[SnakeF]

"News Update: Chiron discovered to be Frozen Alien Technology, Old Game developer Bioware raised up as Prophets by the public and have been canonised by the Space Pope"

 

[CompanionCube]

"Why does everyone hate Halo?"

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Mutants have eaten my ankles! Should I see a doctor and what NeuroBoy 2000X game should I play in the lobby?

 

[Willis_D]

''I want to introduce my new girlfriend to my family/friends, but she's an Asari. What should I do?''
[sup]I couldn't think up an original alien name[/sup]


''75 years after Halo 3's servers got shut down, people still playing''

''I just crashed my Mech-Walker after drinking a lot. What should I tell my parents?!''


''Anyone else think Soylent Green tastes a bit odd?''

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

''favourite TF3 class'' and ''when will half life 2 episode 3 be released''

 

[JohanGasMask]

"Hey, remember when America was still around?"

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Do you think Madonna is still hot?

 

[Strategia]

Good random eddies in the space-time continuum, this thread makes me lol hard.

"Megan Fox cloned yet again for Transformers 16 by Robo-Micheal Bay; thoughts?"
"WoW welcomes its twenty billionth player"
"I accidentally blew up Jupiter, is this bad?"